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The Secret of Sinkholes And Why They Happen.

Posted in America, Australia, Canada, England, Environment, Europe, Life in the Universe, News, Russia, Space with tags , , , , on 30/08/2016 by floroy1942

Have you had any sinkholes appearing in your area? There have been a huge number appearing all across the world for no apparent reason, and you could be driving along a road and suddenly the whole thing collapses in front of you. Have you ever wondered why this has suddenly started happening?

Although most people do not know the reason for this phenomenon, the following film will give you some idea as to why this is happening all across the world. It shows pictures and film of many sinkholes across the world, but wait till the end and you will find out why this is happening. The answer may well surprised you.

So now you know why it happens. Lets just hope it never happens near you eh! I for one certainly hope it never does.

Roy.

 

Crazy? You Couldn’t Make It Up – Series 1 Episode 9.

Posted in Britain, England, Europe, Gays, Germany, Homosexuals, Insanity, Modern World, Old Age Pensioner, Spain, Theft, UK with tags , , , , , , , , , , , , , on 05/12/2010 by floroy1942

Digging deep among the daily news items one often comes across bizarre happenings around the world. Take for example the German DIY enthusiast who walled himself into his own cellar. The reason for such a strange act, or miscalculation if you want to be kind, is unknown but led to the man spending the entire weekend trapped in his cellar.

Always Leave Yourself An Exit!

Apparently he had taken food and drink with him, but I guess he eventually missed his TV or trip to the local bar, so come Monday morning he broke his way through to his neighbours cellar with a power tool. Not on good terms with his neighbour it seems he started cussing and swearing at them and ended up in the local police station. It will forever remain a mystery as to why he didn’t break down the wall he had recently built instead of going through into this neighbour’s cellar and ending up in the arms of the law. I bet he’s a lousy map reader also!!!

A Spanish woman has found a novel way of making money for free. She has claimed the sun as her property in a Spanish court, and claims she wants to slap a levy on anyone who makes use of the aforesaid property. Angeles Duran laid claim to the star after reading that someone had appropriated the moon and various other planets in our star system.

Hands Off! Its Mine!

It would appear that international agreements make it impossible for countries to claim rights of ownership of celestial bodies but it says nothing about individuals. Ms. Duran is quoted as saying she now wants to slap a fee on anyone who uses the sun, the proceeds of which will be distributed between the Spanish government, Spanish old-age pensioners, feeding the starving and a 10% cut for herself. It looks like the idea of sunning yourself on a beach during the holidays is going to cost you more than the daily €5 for your sun bed!!!

Someone Loves Their Phone!

Two German undertakers in the city of Cologne have discovered a unique niche in the funeral market. They have introduced a range of coffins elaborately decorated with pictures of naked, muscular young men in athletic poses for the homosexual market. Themselves homosexual, the pair estimate to do a good trade as it is estimated that 1 in 10 people in the city are of the same ilk.

The pair also cater for the more normal among us and can provide artwork to suit all tastes. Lets just hope the homosexual side of the business does a roaring trade!!!

Delhi Subway

Due to continuing sexual harassment by men of female underground train passengers in Delhi, India, the local authorities introduced ‘Women Only’ carriages on the trains. Unfortunately, due to the volume of commuters these days, some men were recently caught riding in the women’s carriage. After being fined 250 Rupees ($5.40) they were also set about by the women who made them do sit-ups on the platform in front of all the other commuters. Let’s hope they at least got some goodness from the exercise. It would appear ‘Woman Power’ is alive and well in India!!!

Some people like to be naked, and there are those who carry it to extremes like a young Australian who got caught in Munich, Germany. A week ago he got caught running, with underwear in hand, through the main railway station by German police. On seeing them he started running but was unceremoniously brought down by a slippery floor.

Brrrrrr!

When questioned, he stated that he was running naked across Europe for a bet, and after visiting 11 others cities this was the first time he had been caught. The man is indeed very brave for he was doing this in winter and I would for one would rather do it in summer. You never know what excessive cold will do to the nether regions!!!

Its Winter and the Thieves Are Still At It.

Talking about cold, Kent police in the UK were not very pleased when a women rang the emergency 999 number to report the theft of a snowman from in front of her house. She seemed particularly upset because she had used two one pound coins for the eyes and teaspoons for the arms. Needless to say, she received a good talking to by the police for wasting their time and improper use of the emergency number. It just goes to show that some people will steal anything that is not nailed down these days!!!

One of the worst things about growing old is you forget things, but you have to feel desperately sorry for a pensioner in Westcliffe-Upon-Sea in the UK. Just one moment of forgetfulness robbed him of his life savings of £80,000. The unfortunate man had put a bag containing his savings on the roof of his car for just a moment but forgot it when he drove off.

Stolen Money Will Never Make You Happy!

The man had saved two thousand pounds a year all his working life and usually kept it under his bed while he had a guard dog. When unfortunately the dog died he decided to take the money to his place of work each day, and that decision was fatal.

Upon discovering the loss some time later, he carried out a search with his grandson but all they found was the bag that had contained the money. Asked why he kept the money at home, he told the police he did not trust banks. After the happenings of the last year, and the world recession brought about by greedy banks, who could blame him.

Needless to say, in this day and age, and people being what they are today, the money has not been handed in to local police despite the unfortunate man offering a reward. I for one hope the dishonest finders get rain every day on their Caribbean holiday!!!

Roy.

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