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How Long Before Britain Goes ‘Pork Free’?

Posted in Arab, Britain, Christianity, England, Equality, Immigrants, Muslim, News, Politics, UK with tags , , , on 05/10/2015 by floroy1942
The Humble Ham Sandwich - Don't Let The Muslims See It!!!

The Humble Ham Sandwich – Don’t Let The Muslims See It!!!

I read a news item today that completely astounded me. New guidelines are being prepared by the interfaith group CoExist House to stop office workers from placing sausage rolls and ham sandwiches in the office fridge alongside other products. And guess who it is intended to please: The Muslims Of Course!

The groups idea is to get the practice banned in all office premises so that Muslims will not be offended by having pork next to their food in the fridge.

Andy Dinham The 'Do-Gooder'

Andy Dinham The ‘Do-Gooder’

In defense of his policy Andy Dinham, professor of faith and public policy at Goldsmiths, University of London said, “It would be good etiquette to avoid heating up foods that might be prohibited for people of other faiths. The microwave example is a good one. We also say, ‘Don’t put kosher or halal and other… special foods next to another [food] or, God forbid, on the same plate.”

Ukip MEP for the North East Jonathan Arnott said: “It’s exactly this kind of nonsense proposal that leads to segregation, misunderstanding and intolerance.”

The Sunday Joint - Roast Pork! Hmmm!

The Sunday Joint – Roast Pork! Hmmm!

Really, who’s damn country is this, ours, or does it now belong to Muslims? I can see that before long these whining ‘Do-Gooders’ will have pork banned throughout the entire country just to please the bloody Muslims! Gone forever would be pork pies, bacon for breakfast, sausage rolls, ham, party sausages and the pork roast for Sunday dinner. It makes you wonder what else they are going to come up with!

If this attitude keeps up among these idiots I can see them demanding that all British women wear a burka to show the proper respect for the Muslim faith!!!!!

I don’t know about you, but to me the whole country is going stark raving mad in its attempts to ‘please the Muslims’. How much longer do we have to suffer these idiots dictating what we can and cannot do in our own country?

My simple answer to the Muslims is: If you don’t like the way we do things then move somewhere else!!!!!!

Roy.

Pig Power at Ground Zero Versus Tolerance (if you get my drift)!

Posted in Arab, Gays, Homosexuals, Islamic Revolution, Modern World, Muslim, Religion, USA with tags , , , , , , , , on 25/09/2010 by floroy1942

Ground Zero Mosque? - No Way!

On the 7th of September I wrote about Pig Power and Ground Zero, which much to my surprise received over 500 hits. Today I received a forwarded e-mail from a good friend that offers another solution to the problem, and thought I might share it with you.

I have no idea who wrote the original text, but what it has to say is quite profound. The message was as follows:

“I am appalled that so many of my friends are against the mosque near Ground Zero.

We should allow it in order to promote tolerance.

I propose that a gay nightclub be opened next door to the mosque.

We could call it “The Turban Cowboy” or “You Mecca Me Hot”.

Next door could be a butcher shop that specializes in pork.

And right across the street a very daring lingerie store called “Victoria Keeps Nothing Secret”.

Then we will see who is tolerant!”

Muslim Prayer

The above would probably be a little more difficult to implement, but who is to say it is not possible. I am sure that any one of the three businesses, if they actually opened, would cause a storm of protests from our good, kindly and tolerant friends, the Muslims.

Gay Bar

So far as the gay night-club is concerned, it wouldn’t surprise me to find the mosque started operating Muslim ‘snatch-squads’ who’s job it would be to get rid of all who enter these premises.

Pork Butchers

I have a feeling that any Muslim walking down the street would cross to the other side rather than walk past a butchers shop selling pork so it is a fair bet they would petition the New York City Mayor to have two pedestrian crossing put in place, one either side of the butchers premises.

The Lingerie Shop

The Lingerie shop might not prove so much of a problem to the mosque, and most Muslim men seem to be lustful sex maniacs. One can assume this from passages in the Koran that states women must be covered from head to toe (i.e. the burqa) because otherwise they will be a temptation to (Muslim) men. Kind of speaks for itself doesn’t it.

Very few people know what Muslim women wear under their Burqa’s, but according to Jeremy Clarkson of BBC Top Gear fame who says he saw a Muslim woman in a burqa slip and fall in London, revealing very sexy pink underwear underneath, it would seem anything goes, underneath! Therefore, it’s a fair bet the lingerie shop could do quite well in a surreptitious way.

You can just imagine the conversation when Mohammed slips in through the back door to buy something new for his ‘turtle-dove’; Assistant: “Yes Mohammed, what will it be today?” Mohammed, looking furtively around the shop: “Listen! I’ve told you before, don’t call me Mohammed, call me Colin.”

Ah Well! Inshallah!

My thanks to the anonymous writer.

Roy.


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