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The State Of The World

Posted in America, Britain, England, European Union, Germany, Human Rights, News, People's Rights, Teen Violence, UK with tags , , , , on 02/08/2018 by floroy1942

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This world is getting worse by the minute, and we see whole countries in turmoil. The people are protesting against the government for their rights. Such is the world today, country after country riot against the government, but they do not care about the people. They pass laws that have nothing to do with the people and they send them to prison for protesting.

All over the world there are demonstrations about the poor people who cannot survive without begging. As the world gets worse this will rise for most people will have nothing to do but beg on the streets. Already we have seen an escalation of people on the streets begging for a handout.

Already there are thousands of refugees in Paris who are living in tents and under bridges, and who is to say that it will not get worse. Across the whole world there are refugees who starve to death because they have no food. Look at Africa, where there are millions of refugees who are starving to death. It is the same across the whole world as the poor people starve to death, and the governments do nothing about it.

It is time the governments do something, but the members of parliament are happy with their lives. They have nice houses and plenty of money, and they do not care about the poor.

All across the world it is the same, as members of parliament go about their daily business without a care in the world about the poor. Many people are starving to death because they have no food and the governments do nothing about it.

We see many demonstrations across the world and it is getting worse. In Brazil, Africa and many other parts of the world we see people who are fed up with the governments and it is going to end up a catastrophe. We are going to find anarchy across the world as these people rise up because they are dissatisfied with the governments, and we will see the governments disappear.

Murders and injuries are common in all countries and this has to stop. We have the police, but they do not do enough as the murders continue, for they cannot track down everyone who has killed someone.

It is time we stop this and bring back hanging for the killers who have murdered someone. But the E.U. has banned hanging for killers, and the prisons are overflowing. Killers are freed after six or seven years and they do not serve a lifetime for killing someone. I hope when the U.K. breaks away from Europe that we will bring back hanging, and that will stop the murders which happen every day.

I wish this could happen all across the world, for there will be far less murders for fear of the death sentence. I do not condone the death sentence, but it will stop murders across the world.

The world is getting in a bad shape, and we have to do something about it.

 Roy

Violence

Posted in America, Brazil, Britain, Demonstration, European Union, Government, Human Rights, Justice, News, Teen Violence with tags , , , , on 26/06/2018 by floroy1942

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Why is there is there violence all over the world? In every country it’s crazy, for all countries have attacks on humans and there is no stopping it. The police do their best to stop the violence but they are not having enough clout. In most countries there is attacks against the police and innocent civilians and I wonder if it will ever stop. The whole world seems to be going mad, for we have demonstrations on the southern continent of America and it will not stop. We have mass killings in Britain, especially in London and the police are not able to stop it. What is wrong with mankind these days.

When I was young there were very few killings, and perpetrators were hung by the neck. This has been outlawed through most of the world except America. But in America those on death row are getting less and less. We need to bring back hanging for killers, and the deaths of innocent people will get less. I hope when Britain leaves the EU that we will bring back hanging. Killers are sentenced to 10 years in Britain but are out in three to four years.

This will not stop the killings so long as this law is in place, and it will get worse. Violence on the streets is getting worse as the youth feel they can do this without a long sentence, even if the police catch them. Old folks are are robbed and killed even in their own homes, and not much is done about it. We need more police on the streets to stop this.

It is not only in England but all over the world as gangs do what they want. In Brazil and Venezuela there are mass demonstrations and people are getting killed. The police fire tear gas but this does not stop the violence. Since the 50’s we have become a more violent people and the governments are to blame. They rob the poor and middle class to make themselves richer. This has to stop.

In the future we will see anarchy as the violence gets bigger. We will see the governments all over the world ousted once and for all as the situation gets worse. I am glad I am 74 and not see this, for the young will have a difficult time in the future.

Acid!

Posted in America, Britain, Child Abuse, England, Insanity, Modern World, News, Police, Prison, Teens with tags , , , , on 08/05/2018 by floroy1942

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I think the world is going mad, for we have so many acid attacks in Britain and its not going to end. Teens have been throwing acid in the face of young women, but why? A law has been introduced to make the selling of acid to young people, but it is not having an effect for they get it at home. Why would teens and young people throw acid into the face of someone they hardly know? It has become normal for young people to do this, but why?

Young people have been scarred for life by these idiots who don’t care what the effects are. If they suffered the same they would regret it for the rest of their lives. Some people have horrible scars on their face caused by these attacks, and they will live with it for the rest of their lives.

Who in their right mind would do such a thing, scarring someone for forever. It just doesn’t make sense. These animals should be locked up for a very long time but the trouble is, the police can’t do much about it. They don’t know who has done this horrible thing, and to track them down is difficult.

Britain is going crazy and it has to stop. But how will it end? the police must make a move to stop these attacks and put the perpetrators away for a long time for it will only get worse. I wonder how this got started and who started it. Young women are disfigured for life but what makes the attackers do this. Do they have something against them to make them do this or is it just a prank to disfigure someone for life.

Some can recover, but not all, especially if they are attacked in the face. If they are, some will go blind for the acid gets into the their eyes. It is a scandalous form of torture that many will live with for the rest of their lives. Disfigurement on the face will have a heartbreaking effect on the victims.

Some can have plastic surgery to remove the disfigurement but not all. They will have to live the rest of their lives with a face that is burned and horribly disfigured, and for what? The acid burns the skin and many do not have water nearby to wash away this horrible contamination.

I wish I knew what made youngsters do this, for it is a horrible way to attack someone. Every day we hear of people being attacked with acid and the police should be doing something about it. Stop and search of young teens should be introduced to find those that are holding acid in their clothes, and they should arrest them immediately. It is the only way to stop this barbarism.

Roy.

Why All The Attacks In London?

Posted in America, Britain, England, European Union, Immigrants, News, People's Rights, Police, Prison, Teen Violence with tags , , , , on 07/05/2018 by floroy1942

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For months attacks have been taking place in London and elsewhere, but why? Our youth have been on a rampage of killing and wounding others and no-one knows why. What has got into the youth of today that they go around attacking other people. Mostly the targets have been teenagers, but why! Are our youth getting out of hand?

Every day we hear of someone getting killed on the streets of London and it never happened before. Our youth have gone crazy, maybe because of arguments and robbery, but why is this happening? It has never happened before in our history when we had the death penalty.

I believe that our youth has totally lost control of their emotions and to kill someone you disagree with is totally wrong. Violence in England has been on the rise for years, mostly because of our youth. We need to get to grips with this wave of violence. The police are not tracking down the culprits of these attacks, but if they do the perpetrators get only three to four years in prison. This is ridiculous for they should be locked away for ever.

What has gone wrong with British Justice? Interference from the European Court of Justice that’s what. They say we cannot put murderers away for years for it endangers their human rights. Why?

If someone kills someone they should be locked up for life, or on the other hand sentenced to hanging like we used to. Many of the victims are not British but immigrants, and that is a sorry state of affairs. Immigrants should not be targeted, for they live in England and have as much right to be here as we do.

Once we leave the European Union I would like to see the laws changed to stop these murderous attacks. Bring back hanging for killers if they are found guilty. Currently our prisons are full of Muslims but we should deport them back to where they came from. That will leave many prisons with plenty of space to house these killers. We also should bring back hanging for these killers, and once we do that the number murders will drop drastically. For all our youth will be afraid of going to the noose and ending their lives.

It will take a long time to end this current disaster, but it will succeed in the long run if the hanging laws are introduced. Our youth and older killers will be afraid of the noose and the end of their lives. It was a big mistake for the European Union to ban hanging, for the number of murders has risen astronomically since this law was introduced.

Most killers will know that they only get three or four years in prison and then they are freed. Many of them do not care if they serve a short sentence in prison, and they go back to their old ways. This has to stop once we get out of the Union, and most killers will be afraid of the death penalty if they kill someone.

Roy.

Sex With Cows And Chopping Off A Penis

Posted in America, Britain, England, European Union, Justice, Modern World, News, Police, UK, USA with tags , , , , on 02/02/2018 by floroy1942

I read today in the news of two interesting facts about humans. The first one is all about a man who had sex with cows. John Curno is charged with sexually abusing cows in a field. It would seem that he strolled around a herd of 150 cows and decided to have sex with them. He was seen by farmer’s wife Susan Howie with his trousers around his ankles and shoving his penis up the cows backside. I wonder what the cow thought of this?

He also thrust his arm up to the shoulder into the cows vagina and perform a sex act. This was seen by two sisters. After his third alleged act the sisters called the police. During his arrest the pensioner, who was wearing a woolly hat, a dark grey jumper and jogging bottoms, told police: “I’m not a violent person, I have a weakness with animals.”

Curno of North-west London was chased after he was seen having sex with a cow. He pulled up his trousers and underwear but not enough, and as he climbed over a stile he fell into the mud. Mrs Howie said: “He grabbed his trousers and boxers and he ran for the stile and he actually fell over the stile because his trousers fell down when he was trying to get over it.”

He was caught by the police and Curno was charged with public indecency twice between 1 August and 26th last year. During an interview with the police he said he liked to stroke cows but did not commit an act of indecency. He is awaiting sentencing.

A woman has been arrested for hacking off of her boyfriends penis. Zhanna Nurzhanova, 36 was reportedly outraged when her boyfriend made a complimentary comment and sent a picture of a good looking woman to her sister.

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She is accused of giving her boyfriend a sleeping pill and waited for him to pass out at their home in the Kazakh capital of Astana. She then injected him with a local anaesthetic and cut off his penis. Nurzhanova then drove him to a hospital where he was looked at by doctors. Surgeons desperately tried to put his penis together but it was impossible. According to local reports, Nurzhanova faced unspecified charges and a sentence of up to six years in jail if she is convicted.

I think six years is far too lenient for someone who ruined a man’s life, for she should have got a lot longer.

You never know what people will do in this day and age.

Roy.

Time For A Crackdown On Crime

Posted in America, Britain, England, European Union, Government, Immigrants, News, Police, Prison, Theft with tags , , , , on 22/07/2017 by floroy1942

Crime in the U.K. has gotten totally out of hand, and its time for the government to do something about it. Our Police Force has reached its lowest level since 1985 and they are so stretched they do not have the time to investigate crime as they should.

The number of murders, attacks and burglaries have gone through the roof in recent years because the perpetrators know they will not be punished properly. Killers are out of prison after three or four years, and that is not a proper sentence for someone who has committed murder.

Currently we have a twenty percent increase in gun and knife crime. The murder rate has increased to 723 crimes in the last few years. Last year, gun related offences rose by 23 percent, while knife crime spiked at 20 percent with 34,703 incidents. An increase in the number of robberies at knife point was also documented, with the figure rising to nearly 13,000 incidents.

It is clear that people are not safe on the streets or in their own homes these days. Much of the crime is being carried out by immigrants who see Britain as a golden opportunity. They know the Justice System is a farce, and look forward to no more than three or four years in prison for committing murder or 12 months for robbery.

The number of police officers on our streets is continuing  to fall. Last year the numbers fell by 924, bringing the total number of police officers to 123, 142 in England and Wales.

Many people have been told that burglaries and street attacks will not be investigated, because the police do not have the time or resources to investigate properly. This is a scandal of major proportions and must be addressed by the government, otherwise we will end up with complete anarchy.

It is shameful that the British government allow so many criminals to enter Britain freely from other European countries. It is time we check with the country they came from to see if they have a criminal record, and if they do then we bar them from entering the country.

Once we get out of the European Union I sincerely hope that the government will initiate a crackdown on crime of all types and ensure that these people get a proper prison sentence. For killers we must bring back the death penalty and to hell with those who oppose it. This is the only way to crack down on murders, for you can bet your life that the numbers will decline rapidly if the death penalty is reintroduced.

It is time we took some strong measures against crime, otherwise the whole country will fall into a pit of anarchy.

Deportation Is The Only Solution

Posted in America, Britain, England, European Union, Immigration, Islamic State, Muslim, News, Religion, Terrorism with tags , , , , on 05/06/2017 by floroy1942

downloadAfter the latest London attack there is only one way to solve this issue of extremism in Britain. I believe all Muslim extremists should be kicked out of the country. The Police and MI5 know of hundreds of Muslims who back extremism, and to wait until they commit an atrocity is disgraceful.

These people should all be rounded up and deported, no matter who they are, for that is the only way to make this country safe again. Currently the Police and MI5 know full well that the ISIS infiltrators are turning our ordinary Muslims into terrorists, and currently there is no end to it.

If a Muslim man is known to have links with terrorists he should be arrested and deported immediately for this is the only way to make our country safe again. We cannot accept attacks like London and just pretend it is nothing.

We have far too many Muslims in Great Britain thanks to that traitor Tony Blair who has brought all this upon us. If he had not allowed Muslims to enter Britain in their millions the country would still be safe.

Once the battle in Syria is over, most of the jihadi’s will try to get into Europe as refugees, and then we will see mass killings all across the continent. Their main weapon is the conversion of Muslims who have lived here for years, turning them into terrorists, and it will not stop.

imagesLooking at photographs of Muslim ‘refugees’ entering Europe last year you can see that at least 80% are young men with no families. This must surely have been a warning to those controlling the immigration, but it did not. We have a minimum of 5,000 jihadi’s in Europe and the number is climbing steadily.

To sit back and wait for another atrocity is not the right way to deal with this problem. We have to root out these people and kick them out of Europe as fast as we can. Only then will Europe return to peace.

The jihadi problem in Europe is the number one concern of all people and we need positive action by governments to stop it. As the number of Muslims continues to rise year on year we are heading for the annihilation of our western culture. We need major action, and that means deporting all those who are a threat to our society. Europe cannot continue the way it has by ignoring the threat, and something positive must be done by all governments to keep our people safe.

Roy.

Anis Amri

Posted in America, Britain, England, European Union, Germany, Government, Immigrants, Islamic State, News, Terrorism with tags , , , , on 22/12/2016 by floroy1942
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Anis Amri – Terrorist

I find it incredible that the German authorities refused Anis Amri asylum over a year ago and still let him stay in the country. He was under surveillance for a long period, and yet he was still able to commit the atrocity of ramming civilians with a truck at a Christmas market, killing twelve people and injuring forty-eight more. The original driver of the truck, Lukasz Urban from Poland, was found stabbed and shot in the cab of the lorry.

The one question on many people’s minds must be, why was Amri not deported when his application failed.

There are many more cases like this all across Europe, and it seems to me that these people should be deported immediately when their asylum application fails. It would appear from reports that he could not be deported because he did not have valid identity papers, but surely that could have been solved by the immigration department much quicker.

It is said that he used a total of six aliases and three nationalities during his time in Germany so this would point to the fact that he was up to no good.

There can be little doubt that the responsibility for this entire disaster rests firmly with the authorities. If they had handled the situation correctly this would never have happened.

Angela Merkel is finding out now what a big mistake she made by opening the doors to Germany to so-called refugees, for the attacks on civilians have increased steadily since that happened, and they will continue to do so.

It is time for the European governments to take a tougher line in immigrants and vet them properly to identify those who do not come from Syria.

Looking at the photos from the last year of refugees it is plain to see that the great majority are young men without families, and that should have been a warning to the authorities. Letting in those with families would not have caused so many problems, but to allow hundreds of thousands of young single males to enter was asking for trouble. This has been made evident by the huge increase in rapes and assaults on women in Germany over the past year.

There can be little doubt that Merkel made the same mistake Britain’s Tony Blair did so many years ago. Our country is a travesty compared to what it was before he came to power, and we have no choice but to live with it. The same goes for Germany.

To try and stem the terrorist attacks and the rape of women, the German authorities need to round up all those who do not have families with them and send them back where they came from. This is the only way the country will be safe again.

Roy.

Germany Is Waking Up To The Muslim Menace

Posted in America, Arab, Britain, England, European Union, Germany, Immigrants, Islamic State, News, Terrorism with tags , , , , on 10/08/2016 by floroy1942
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You Can’t Even See If This Is Male Or Female

I read today an interesting article on some proposals being put forward by a German politician, Germany’s interior minister Thomas de Maiziere. It would seem that he wants to ban the burka in Germany, plus stopping German people from being allowed to hold dual nationality, recruiting 15,000 more police officers by 2020, deporting foreign hate preachers, and making it more difficult for extremist organisations to finance mosques.

That all sounds like common sense to me and should be adopted by all E.U. countries. There are countries that have already banned the burka, like France, Belgium and some towns in Italy.

In these trying times it is to me essential to be able to see the face of those around you, for it is not unknown for suicide bombers to dress in a burka before committing their vile act. To see a man dressed in a burka would immediately arouse suspicion and could lead to him being apprehended before being able to detonate his bomb in a crowded place.

Stopping dual citizenship is also a good idea, because all those who travel to places like Iraq or Syria for Islamic State only have to show their Arab passport and they are free to do so.

I have often said that Muslim hate preachers should all be deported, heaven knows we have enough of them in England. This move by Germany should start a wave of such deportations throughout Europe.

It is without doubt time that the governments in Europe start to crack down on those whose only intention for being here is to create hatred. Anyone suspected of being a terrorist should immediately be deported and never allowed back in. Never mind their family ties, if necessary send the family packing too.

It is time for European governments to get tough with these people before all hell breaks loose. If they delay much longer the people of Europe will live to regret it.

Roy.

Why Is Everyone So Violent Today?

Posted in America, Britain, Child Discipline, England, European Union, Football, Justice, News, Parenting, Teen Violence with tags , , , , on 11/07/2016 by floroy1942

Apart from previous wars, the general public have never been as excessively violent as they are today. I wonder why? What is it that drives people at, for example, football matches to become so angry that we see running street battles and fans attacking each other or the police in the stadium? Something has changed in the psyche of many people today that I just fail to understand.

Fan Violence

Fan Violence

When I was young fans always respected each other, and just because their side lost didn’t mean that they would turn to violence against those who supported the winners. And yet today we hardly see a football match that doesn’t turn to fighting among fans, especially at international matches.

We have seen violent demonstrations in America where the blacks are having a go at the police because they feel that they are hard done by, and yes, I fully realize that there have been three killings of Black people in dubious circumstances in recent days. But instead of having a peaceful demonstration there is always someone who wants to turn it into a violent confrontation with the police.

We have seen the same thing in France, Germany and other European countries for a variety of reasons ranging from football to political differences. Today in Britain street violence, especially between teenagers particularly on a Friday and Saturday night in many towns and cities across the U.K., has risen out of all proportion, Why?

In my view it is because most parents do not have any control over their offspring anymore. When I was growing up my mother was always at home and always there when I needed her, but that is not true today. Most parents see their children for maybe two or three hours a day because they are both working. As a consequence, there is nobody at home to make sure the children are brought up properly, and by that I mean, being respectful of others and being honest. This makes them ‘loose cannons’ whenever they have to interact with others.

Young Murderer Kills Teacher

Young Murderer Kills Teacher

In Britain in particular we have children and teenagers who will murder an old person for the few pounds they have in their pocket, and you can’t deny this for it has happened time and again. In a previous post I relayed the news item that a young man had stolen the wallet from an accident victim who lay badly injured and then walked away and left him on the street. In my youth that would never have happened, for the person concerned would have done everything to help and not just stolen the money and walked away. Oh how times have changed!

To me it seems that we have entered an age where many people put themselves first and to hell with everyone else. Of course I do not mean those of us who still care and behave properly. Naturally I am not saying that everyone is like this, and not everyone would get into a fight because their team lost, but the numbers are growing with our youth and young people. In maybe ten years time I can see a period where complete anarchy reigns across many countries in the world, for it takes very little to get some people’s blood boiling and they take to violence.

Riots In Venezuela 2014

Riots In Venezuela 2014

The history of riots tells us that things have got much worse in the twentieth Century than they ever were before. For example, from 1900 until 1920 there were thirty riots across the entire world. From 2001 to 2010 there were 113 riots across the world, and from 2011 until now we have seen 288. It is good to remember that these are riots by the people and not just incidents at football stadiums, for many got killed during these confrontations.

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Life Of Luxury

Part of the problem is that the legal system in many countries is failing. I can only talk about Britain for that is my country, but the justice system is very weak in Britain because of the continued interference of the European Human Rights Council. It has weakened our laws to the extent that a stay in jail for a couple of years for murder is like staying at a holiday camp.

This is partly the reason why many do not fear going to jail for acts of murder, rape or just sheer brutality. In most cases those involved in street fights or at football matches couldn’t give a damn, for they know they will most likely be told in court not to misbehave anymore and are let off with a warning.

Whichever way you look at it, and whatever country you reside in, general violence is becoming more of a daily thing and it makes me wonder where it will all end.

Roy.

Islam Barbaric? Judge For Yourself.

Posted in America, Britain, Children, England, European Union, Immigrants, Justice, Muslim, News, Sharia Law with tags , , , , on 31/12/2015 by floroy1942

c044b23d3c886704763648f95a7638e1I was appalled today to read the news about a young Indonesian woman who was publicly caned for affectionate contact with a male friend. In front of hundreds of baying and cheering watchers, 20 year-old Nur Elita, a university student, was made to kneel and suffer severe agony when she received five lashes with a cane before being rushed off to hospital for treatment of her wounds. It was clear that not one of the crowd had any sympathy for the poor girl.

Her friend, 23-year-old Wahyudi Saputra received the same treatment. It would seem that both of them broke Sharia Law for being ‘too close’ and therefore had to be punished. Five men also received lashes because they had been gambling, also forbidden under Sharia Law.

Banda Aceh Deputy Mayor Zainal Arifin said of the incident, “Take these punishments as a lesson. What has been done by these convicts should not be taken as an example. And to the public, I ask that you do not isolate those who have been convicted here today. And also, those who have been convicted are reminded not to repeat the same mistakes,”

Aceh is the only Indonesian province to follow the full Sharia Law. This has been felt by the populace in many ways, including schools being forced to teach boys and girls separately as Sharia requires. Another city in the province even went so far as to ban women from sitting astride a motorcycle when riding behind a male driver.

These acts certainly reinforce the notion that Islam is still living in the middle ages, and really it is no surprise that all Muslims are brainwashed from birth. As soon as they are old enough to hold and read a book they are made to study the Qur’an and told they must live by these standards. From the moment they begin attending school the brainwashing continues as they are taught to follow the teachings of Islam and the mighty Allah. There is no such thing as freedom of choice for these children, for they must follow the ways of Allah or be severely beaten until they do.

To me this is not a religion, for its followers have no freedom of choice to live as they please, but must abide by the teachings of the Qur’an. Sharia Law is without doubt the most vengeful and despicable form of law in the world.

I am well aware that our own system of Justice is deeply flawed, but at least it does not contain the sheer barbarity of Sharia sentences like the stoning to death of women or inflicting terrible pain on a person through means of the lash. This young woman received only five lashes, but it is not unknown for some to be condemned to one hundred lashes. Those that do usually die before the sentence is completed.

Muslims can make all the excuses they wish, but to me this is a medieval form of law that should be outlawed across the world. This kind of system does not belong in the present day where mankind has made so many advances, and yet these people want to bring it to western countries where they are steadily gaining more power as time passes.

Even now in Britain there are many areas that are totally controlled by Muslims who have introduced Sharia Law even though it is against British law. The police do nothing about this for fear of upsetting the Muslims. As the months and years pass these areas are slowly being expanded until eventually a British person will not dare to enter certain towns.

With the mass influx of refugees this year it will not be long before Germany and other European nations begin to see the same pattern emerging. Within a year or two certain areas of many cities will be ‘no go’ areas for the indigenous population, and even the police as in the U.K.

Should the Muslims ever gain full control of a European country and invoke Sharia Law, the local inhabitants will not know what hit them.

Roy.

A Senior Moment And Others

Posted in America, Britain, British Humour, England, Europe, Insanity, News, Old Age Pensioner, Teens, UK with tags , , , , on 24/02/2015 by floroy1942

Something to brighten your day.

Promises Promises

Promises Promises

A Senior Moment.

An elderly Florida lady did her shopping and, returning to her car, found four males in the act of leaving with her vehicle. She dropped her shopping bags and drew her handgun, proceeding to scream at the top of her lungs, “I have a gun, and I know how to use it! GET OUT OF THE CAR!”

The four men didn’t wait for a second threat. They got out and ran like mad. The lady, somewhat shaken, then proceeded to load her shopping bags into the back of the car and got into the driver’s seat. She was so shaken that she could not get her key into the ignition. She tried and tried, and then she realized why. It was for the same reason she had wondered why there was a football, a Frisbee, and two 12-packs of beer in the front seat.

A few minutes later, she found her own car parked four or five spaces farther down. She loaded her bags into the car and drove to the police station to report her mistake.

The sergeant to whom she told the story couldn’t stop laughing. He pointed to the other end of the counter, where four pale men were reporting a car jacking by a mad, elderly woman described as white, less than five feet tall, glasses, curly white hair, and carrying a large handgun. No charges were filed.

Moral of the story? If you’re going to have a senior moment…make it memorable!

Learning

I said to the wife, “Get me a newspaper.” “Don’t be silly,” she said. “Here, use my iPad.”

That damned spider never knew what hit it.

Copper

Two Irish couples decided to swap partners for the night. After 3 hours of amazing sex, Paddy says “I wonder how the girls are getting on”.

 50 Shades

Mick and Paddy are reading head stones at a nearby cemetery. Mick say “Crikey! There’s a bloke here who was 152!”
Paddy says “What’s his name?”
Mick replies “Miles, from London !”

 

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A boy asks his granny, “Have you seen my pills, they were labelled LSD?”

Granny replies, “Bugger the pills, have you seen the dragons in the kitchen?!”

Men's Entertainment

I went to the doctor’s office the other day and found out that my new doctor is young, female and drop dead gorgeous. I was embarrassed, but she said, “Don’t worry, I’m a professional, I’ve seen it all before. Just tell me what’s wrong and I’ll check it out. I said, “My wife thinks that my willy tastes funny.”

‘Til next time.

Roy

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