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Is The Whole World Going Mad!
Posted in America, Britain, England, European Union, Islamic Revolution, Modern World, News, Security Council, UK, USA with tags Demonstrations, Great Britain, USA, War, World Disasters on 16/10/2018 by floroy1942North And South Korea
Posted in America, Britain, Environment, European Union, Justice, News, North Korea, Nuclear Weapons, Politics, USA with tags Environment, News, North Korea, South Korea, USA on 28/04/2018 by floroy1942
Will It Come To This! We Hope Not!
After many years of conflict between North and South Korea we have reached an understanding between the two countries. They are now in talks to end the conflict, and it seems it is going well. Kim Jong-Un and his counterpart Moon Jae-In are talking about ending the rivalry between them. It is a momentous occasion that the two countries are talking.
The people in North Korea are ignorant of the fact that these talks are taking place, but in South Korea it is being greeted with joy, as is the rest of the world. Trump has expressed his desire to talk with the North Korean leader sometime later this year, and we must wait and see how this develops.
Currently the talks between Moon Jae-In and Kim Jong-Un are going very well and we, hopefully, we will see the end of
tensions between the two countries. Kim Jong-Un has promised he will do away with all the nuclear weapons he has developed, and we must wait and see if this comes true.
Later this year Trump will have a meeting with Kim Jong-Un, and it is hoped this all goes well. For North Korea to get rid of its nuclear weapons will a milestone for the world, for Kim Jong-Un has already threatened America with a nuclear attack, and he has missiles that will reach the United States.
If this does not go well we could see a war between North Korea and the USA, and North Korea would be flattened. This will have a major effect on the rest of the world for the radioactivity will spread across the whole globe. This will have a devastating effect on peoples lives, and we may see the end of humanity on this planet due the spreading of the radioactivity.
Let us all hope that the meetings between South Korea, the USA and North Korea all go well.
Roy.
The Weather
Posted in America, Conservation, England, Environment, European Union, Human Rights, News, Politics, USA with tags Air Contamination, Environment, Humanity, Planet Earth, Winter on 25/02/2018 by floroy1942Never in human history have we seen weather like this winter. Floods have wrecked huge areas of the United States and its getting worse. We see flooding and high temperatures in many countries across the world, and it will not stop because of the contamination of our atmosphere.
In Britain we have a winter that is hardly credible, with snow and cold beating all previous years, and Spring is almost upon us. I would not like to live in England at this time for it is so cold, and the coming of snowstorms is on the horizon.
All across the world the weather is getting worse year on year, and it is all due to the contamination we pump into the atmosphere from cars, trucks and factories. Never in human history, except for the ice age, have we seen such bad weather.
The summers are getting hotter and hotter, with temperatures up close to the fifties in some areas. How will humans survive in this weather? I am glad I am 75 and will not be around to see the future.
In places like Africa people are dying from starvation and the excessive heat in their thousands, and we do nothing about it. Soon this will be in many countries as the temperatures increase. Africa was a country that people can grow crops and feed themselves, but now it it is a wasteland due to the heat.
It is a sad fact that we are destroying our world with so many cars and lorries on the roads. They pump out poisonous gases that are effecting our climate and we are not doing anything about it. There is the prospect of electric cars which will reduce the poisonous gases getting into the atmosphere, but that is a long time away. Once these have been introduced it will take years for the contamination to clear from the skies, if it ever does.
We have to do something to save our planet and soon, for in a few years it will be too late, and we will all start dying from the contamination. It is time for people to realise what is happening to our world and do something about it.
Roy.
Sex With Cows And Chopping Off A Penis
Posted in America, Britain, England, European Union, Justice, Modern World, News, Police, UK, USA with tags Assault, News, Police, Rape, Sexual Assault on 02/02/2018 by floroy1942I read today in the news of two interesting facts about humans. The first one is all about a man who had sex with cows. John Curno is charged with sexually abusing cows in a field. It would seem that he strolled around a herd of 150 cows and decided to have sex with them. He was seen by farmer’s wife Susan Howie with his trousers around his ankles and shoving his penis up the cows backside. I wonder what the cow thought of this?
He also thrust his arm up to the shoulder into the cows vagina and perform a sex act. This was seen by two sisters. After his third alleged act the sisters called the police. During his arrest the pensioner, who was wearing a woolly hat, a dark grey jumper and jogging bottoms, told police: “I’m not a violent person, I have a weakness with animals.”
Curno of North-west London was chased after he was seen having sex with a cow. He pulled up his trousers and underwear but not enough, and as he climbed over a stile he fell into the mud. Mrs Howie said: “He grabbed his trousers and boxers and he ran for the stile and he actually fell over the stile because his trousers fell down when he was trying to get over it.”
He was caught by the police and Curno was charged with public indecency twice between 1 August and 26th last year. During an interview with the police he said he liked to stroke cows but did not commit an act of indecency. He is awaiting sentencing.
A woman has been arrested for hacking off of her boyfriends penis. Zhanna Nurzhanova, 36 was reportedly outraged when her boyfriend made a complimentary comment and sent a picture of a good looking woman to her sister.
She is accused of giving her boyfriend a sleeping pill and waited for him to pass out at their home in the Kazakh capital of Astana. She then injected him with a local anaesthetic and cut off his penis. Nurzhanova then drove him to a hospital where he was looked at by doctors. Surgeons desperately tried to put his penis together but it was impossible. According to local reports, Nurzhanova faced unspecified charges and a sentence of up to six years in jail if she is convicted.
I think six years is far too lenient for someone who ruined a man’s life, for she should have got a lot longer.
You never know what people will do in this day and age.
Roy.
Laugh Page
Posted in America, Britain, British Humour, Canada, England, European Union, News, Teens, UK, USA with tags Cartoons, Fun, Humour, Jokes, Laughter on 21/01/2018 by floroy1942Two guys in their mid-twenties are sitting at a bar having a beer. One of the guys says to his buddy, “Man, you really look tired.” His buddy says, “Dude, I’m exhausted. My girlfriend wants sex all the time, three, four, even six times a night, every night. She wakes me up at all hours. I just don’t know what to do.” A fellow about 65, sitting a couple of stools down overheard the conversation. He looked over at the two young men and with the wisdom of years says… “Marry her. That’ll put a stop to that nonsense.”
LAWYER STORY
Two attorneys are stranded on a tropical island for several years. One day one attorney saw a woman out in the ocean floating in their direction.” the other lawyer was wary and said: ” You’re hallucinating, You’ve finally lost your mind.” But within a few minutes, up on the beach floated a stunningly beautiful woman, face up, totally naked, unconscious, without even so much as earrings on!
The two lawyers went down to the water, dragged her up on the beach and discovered, yes, she was alive, warm and breathing. One said to the other, “You know, we’ve been on this God forsaken island for months now without a woman. It’s been such a long, long time. So, do you think we should, well… You know… Screw her?’ “Out of WHAT?” asked the other lawyer !!
ROMANTIC TEXT MESSAGE An elderly couple learned to send text messages on their mobile phones. The wife, a retired college English instructor with emphasis on the Classics, was an unapologetic romantic; her husband, a retired salty Navy chief petty officer of thirty years’ service, was a no-nonsense guy. One afternoon the wife went to the local Starbucks to meet a friend for coffee. While awaiting her friend’s arrival, she exercised her new skill by sending her husband a romantic text message: “If you are sleeping, send me your dreams. If you are laughing, send me your smile. If you are eating, send me a bite. If you are drinking, send me a sip. If you are crying, send me your tears. I love you.” The husband responded: “I’m takin’ a shit. Please advise.”
Why we wish children would stay so innocent!
1. A nursery school pupil told his teacher he’d found a cat, but it was dead. ‘How do you know that the cat was dead?’ she asked her pupil. ‘Because I pissed in its ear and it didn’t move,’ answered the child innocently. ‘You did WHAT?’ the teacher exclaimed in surprise.
‘You know,’ explained the boy, ‘I leaned over and went ‘Pssst’ and it didn’t move’
It was that time, during the Sunday morning service, for the children’s sermon. All the children were invited to come forward. One little girl was wearing a particularly pretty dress and, as she sat down, the minister leaned over and said, ‘That is a very pretty dress. Is it your Easter Dress?’ The little girl replied, directly into the minister’s clip-on microphone, ‘Yes, and my Mum says it’s a bitch to iron.’
An exasperated mother, whose son was always getting into mischief, finally asked him ‘How do you expect to get into Heaven?’
The boy thought it over and said, ‘Well, I’ll run in and out and in and out and keep slamming the door until St. Peter says, ‘For Heaven’s sake, Dylan, come in or stay out!”I hope you enjoyed it.
Roy.