Archive for June, 2016

Something To Cheer You Up

Posted in America, Britain, British Humour, Canada, England, Europe, Germany, News, UK, USA with tags , , , , on 14/06/2016 by floroy1942

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A boy walks in on his mom and dad having sex. He asks, “What are you doing?” The dad replies, “Making you a brother or sister!” The boy says, “Well, do her doggy style I want a puppy.”

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A few months after his parents were divorced, little Johnny passed by his mom’s bedroom and saw her rubbing her body and moaning, “I need a man, I need a man!” Over the next couple of months, he saw her doing this several times. One day, he came home from school and heard her moaning. When he peeked into her bedroom, he saw a man on top of her. Little Johnny ran into his room, took off his clothes, threw himself on his bed, started stroking himself, and moaning, “Ohh, I need a bike! I need a bike!”

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A woman is having a hard time getting her tomatoes to ripen so she goes to her neighbour with her problem. The neighbour says, “All you have to do is go out at midnight and dance around in the garden naked for a few minutes, and the tomatoes will become so embarrassed, they will blush bright red.” The woman goes out at midnight and dances around her garden naked for a few minutes. The next morning, the neighbour comes over to the woman’s house and asks the woman if her tomatoes have turned red. The woman says “No, they’re still green, but I noticed the cucumbers grew four inches!”

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A group of fathers are sitting around talking about their teenage daughters. One dad says, “I think my 16 year old is smoking; I found a empty cigarette pack under her bed.” All the other fathers say in unison, “Oh no!” Then a second dad says, “That’s nothing. I found an empty liquor bottle under my 16 year old’s bed.” All the other fathers say in unison, “Oh dear!” Then a third dad says, “Mine’s worse than both of those combined: I went into my 16 year old daughter’s room and found a used condom.” All the other fathers say in unison, “Jesus Christ!” The third father replies “Yeah, I didn’t know she had a dick!”

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One weekend, a husband is in the bathroom shaving when the local kid Bubba he hired to mow his lawn, comes in to pee. The husband slyly looks over and is shocked at how immensely endowed Bubba is. He can’t help himself, and asks Bubba what his secret is. “Well,” says Bubba, “every night before I climb into bed with a girl, I whack my penis on the bedpost three times. It works, and it sure impresses the girls!” The husband was excited at this easy suggestion and decided to try it that very night. So before climbing into bed with his wife, he took out his penis and whacked it three times on the bedpost. His wife, half-asleep, said, “Bubba? Is that you?”

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Q: What does the receptionist at the sperm clinic say when clients are leaving? A: “Thanks for coming!”

A black Jewish boy runs home from school one day and asks his father, “Daddy, am I more Jewish or more black?” The dad replies, “Why do you want to know, son?” “Because a kid at school is selling a bike for $50 and I want to know if I should talk him down to $40 or just steal it!”

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Tired of constant blonde jokes, a blonde dyes her hair brown. She then goes for a drive in the country and sees a shepherd herding his sheep across the road. “Hey, shepherd, if I guess how many sheep are here, can I keep one?” The shepherd is puzzled but agrees. She blurts out “352!” He is stunned but keeps his word and allows her to pick a sheep. “I’ll take this one,” she says proudly. “It’s the cutest!” “Hey lady,” says the shepherd, “If I guess your real hair colour, can I have my dog back?”

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One day, the pope was in from Italy and after a rough week of meeting archbishops and other religious figures, he decided to go see the Galveston shore in Texas. When he arrives in his pope mobile, he sees a man struggling for his life against a shark. Upon a closer look he notices that it is John Kerry. Horrified, he starts to call for help when a speedboat pulls up alongside Mr. Kerry, with George W. Bush and Dick Cheney on board. Dick Cheney leans over and pulls him out. Then George W. Bush and Dick Cheney begin to beat the shark to death with baseball bats. The two men notice the Pope and land the boat on the beach. The pope says to the men, “I know that there has been a lot of attention and a lot of strife in this election, but I can see that you two men respect each other and would help each other in their hour of need. You have my blessings.” The pope packs off and drives out of sight. Bush asks, “Who was that?” “That was the pope Mr. President, he is all knowing and in touch with God. Leader of the Catholic Church,” says Cheney. Bush says, “Well that’s all neat and fine, but he doesn’t know anything about shark fishing. Hows the bait holding up?”

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I hope you enjoyed it – ‘Til next time

Roy.

Brexit! Who Can You Really Believe?

Posted in America, Benefits, Britain, Budget Cuts, David Cameron, Elections, European Union, Human Rights, Immigration, News with tags , , , , on 12/06/2016 by floroy1942

As the Brexit poll comes closer each side is hotting up as each accuses the other of telling outright lies. The big problem is who do you really believe?

David Cameron

David Cameron

On the ‘Stay’ side we have heard a lot of may, could, and possibly stories about what will happen if the United Kingdom leaves, but the fact is no-one knows what will really happen.

The ‘Stay’ campaign is telling us that we will go into economic free-fall, millions will lose their jobs, the export market will collapse, the pound will drop drastically, interest rates will drop, house prices and wages will collapse, and oh so many more things. It would seem from their rhetoric that we are heading for the complete annihilation of our country.

But to me, this is all supposition and scare tactics designed to persuade the electorate to vote to stay in the E.U. They, like everybody else, do not have any idea what the effects will be on the country and how the E.U. will react.

We have contracts with many countries to export goods that are essential to their industry and I cannot see these companies suddenly cancelling them the day after the results are known.

Car Parts For The E.U.

Car Parts For The E.U.

What about the car manufacturing business? If they stopped all parts made in Britain their factories would have to close down for maybe months until a new supplier is found. British workers make a lot of parts for companies like Volkswagen, Audi, Opel and many others. The same goes for other businesses on the continent, many of whom rely on British made parts for their machines etc. There is no way this trade will suddenly stop if we vote ‘Out’.

Another area of controversy is Cameron’s insistence that our economy will suddenly take a nosedive. I am fully prepared to admit that we may see a slowing down of the economy until such time as we can sell goods to other countries across the world. Another thing he insists on is that house prices will drop to drastic levels, wages will hit rock bottom, and many things will  get a lot more expensive. Cameron also insists that the NHS and pensions will take drastic cuts.

It is all supposition designed to persuade people to vote to stay in the Union. Cameron and his cronies have been ‘suppositioning’ for long enough, and its time we heard the truth from them.

Boris Johnson

Boris Johnson

On the other hand, the ‘Leave’ campaign have also done their share of  ‘telling porkies’, but in my view to a much less extent. Both Boris Johnson and Michael Gove have been accused of lying about the huge influx of Turks that will invade our country if the E.U. agreement with Turkey on visa free travel goes ahead. I for one do not think they are lying. I think we will see a huge number of Turks moving to our country, all wanting to take advantage of our generous benefits system.

If we vote ‘Out’ we will be able to close our borders securely and let in only those who can be a benefit to the country like skilled workers. We can put a stop to all the Muslim migrants who are coming here to benefit from free money and accommodation.

We can also get rid of the Human Rights farce that is making a mockery of our Justice System. We can then deport all Muslims who are causing trouble in our land with their demonstrations for an Islamic State. We can rid ourselves of all the Muslim and other nationality criminals who are filling up our prison system. All positive advantages that the idiots in Strasbourg deny us.

Another bone of contention is the supposed £359m that we pay to the E.U. every week. Many have come out and said that this is not true for the actual figure is £17m a week. Even that to me is a huge sum of money when you consider it, £884m over a year. As Boris Johnson says, That could go a long way to solving all our problems with the NHS which is being stretched to the limits by immigrants.

Michael Gove

Michael Gove

There are of course many other arguments that are bouncing back and forth, but the one thing that sticks in my craw as I have said before, is the plan by those in Brussels  to form the ‘United States of Europe’ under their direct control. Eventually this will mean that all national governments will be wound up as complete control is handed over to Brussels. This I cannot vote for under any circumstances. Anyone who does not believe this should read about the Brussels plan to have every national flag emboldened with the twelve gold stars of the Union.

Union Flags?

Union Flags?

I have already reported on the fact that should Britain leave there are other countries that may well follow. In Germany, France, Holland, Denmark and several other counties there is a growing movement to also hold a referendum on staying in the E.U. Should this happen I can see the end of the Union, and it will take years for all countries to recover.

There can be little doubt that both sides are exaggerating the facts, but for me, I come down on the side of Boris Johnson and Michael Gove. It’s time we got out of this mess we call the European Union.

Roy.

What The Hell Is Wrong With British Youth Today?

Posted in America, Britain, England, European Union, Football, Justice, News, Parenting, Police, Teen Violence with tags , , , , on 11/06/2016 by floroy1942
Taunting Other Nations Fans And The Police

Taunting Other Nations Fans And The Police

We now have the start of the Euro 2016 football championships, and even before the first match is played there is trouble on the streets of Marseilles. As you would expect, English fans are in the thick of it.

Our International Football Image

Our International Football Image

On the morning of the first match, long before it was about to begin, English fans were in the bars getting ‘tanked up’. No wonder that even before the match began they were fighting on the streets with the police firing off tear gas grenades.

No matter that some will say “We didn’t start it”, if someone else gets aggressive just walk away!

At this point I do have to say that not all fans are like this, but that does not detract from the fact that there are too many who love to cause trouble.

The Battle Begins

The Battle Begins

After the match was over trouble started again with fighting, flares being thrown and general mayhem on the streets. From reports it would seem that Russian and German fans were just as much to blame for the chaos.

But say what you like about who is to blame, many English fans can’t wait to get drunk and fight with someone. Even in our home towns and cities, if you walk around the centre between eleven and one o’clock in the morning you will find drunken youths fighting outside a disco or bar. This alcohol addiction by our youth has grown out of all proportion. Naturally, as soon as they get enough inside them some want to fight.

Drunken Teen

Drunken Teen

Even here in Spain, if you go to Puerto Banus near Marbella in late evening you are sure to find a crowd of very rowdy, swearing English youth insulting passers-by. Very often there are fights too in bars and disco’s as well as on the street.

Say what you like, but the English are not very well liked by many visitors and Spanish during the holidays.

When there is a gang of English sat at a table in a bar or restaurant making a lot of noise as they swear with every other word, the looks of disapproval on the faces of other foreign visitors and Spanish sat nearby is plain to see. I know for I have witnessed it myself.

We Need National Service

We Need National Service

But the big problem is how to stop this drinking and aggressive attitude? Well, one way would be to bring back National Service. Let these idiots be put through an Army training camp where they are pushed literally to the limit with drills, and hikes carrying 30lbs on their back.

Push-ups

Push-ups

Let them go through this and they will learn how to behave themselves for the Army will not accept anyone who does not ‘toe the line’. They will be pushed to the limits of their endurance both physically and mentally, and I am sure they will not be so ready to get into fights after heavy drinking.

Hard Training

Hard Training

Not only that, but the Army can teach them a trade that will carry them through the rest of their lives, and they will not be swelling the Dole queues – leave that to the immigrants!

This Will Teach Them Right From Wrong!

This Will Teach Them Right From Wrong!

With the sad state of our education system and a lack of proper upbringing, the situation in Britain will only get worse as time goes by.

Our prisons are already full to overflowing and criminals are getting shorter and shorter sentences because the system is overloaded. This is not the answer, there has to be another way. In my view that is National Service which will teach them responsibility, respect and a trade.

Roy.

The E.U. Parliament At Work

Posted in America, Britain, England, European Union, Germany, MP's, News, Parliament, Politics, Spain with tags , , , , on 08/06/2016 by floroy1942

Someone sent me an e-mail showing the E.U.parliament at work. See what you think:

All Signed In But Doing Their Own Thing!

All Signed In But Doing Their Own Thing!

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You may not believe this, but these people are receiving 12,000 Euros a month for this! It is definitely time for the United Kingdom to leave this ridiculous farce. VOTE OUT!

Roy.

Farage Is Right – Facts Prove it

Posted in America, Britain, Canada, Children, England, European Union, Germany, Immigration, News, Teens on 06/06/2016 by floroy1942
Nigel Farage

Nigel Farage

Nigel Farage has made some very true statements in recent days, mainly that we can expect to see the dead bodies of immigrants washing up on our shores, and that the rape of women will become endemic in the British Isles. I agree with both his statements.

Is This What We Want To See On Our Beaches?

Is This What We Want To See On Our Beaches?

With regard to the first, I think that is inevitable as the people smugglers start sending many more immigrants across the English Channel. The Channel Straits are a dangerous place to be in a small boat and it is certain that as the flow increases we will see more drownings.

The smugglers are already approaching British fishermen to see if they would be willing either to transport these people across the Straits, or lend their boats out to them for a price.

The First Of Many?

The First Of Many?

It is clear these people have no heart and do not care if many drown on the way across, just so long as they get their money. The transportation of immigrants is big business and they don’t care what happens to them. So I would suggest that Nigel’s comment makes perfect sense and it is sure to happen. Only time will tell.

Muslim Philiosophy

Muslim Philosophy

His other comment about the rape of women is already happening in the United Kingdom, and has been for many years, ever since that traitor Tony Blair opened the flood gates to immigrants. What most people seem to forget is that to rape a non-Muslim woman is not considered a sin in the Muslim faith. Any woman who is not of Islam is a prime target for those Muslims who enjoy such things, for the Quran says that it is perfectly legitimate for Muslims to rape women who are not of the faith. As you read this you may not believe this, but its true.

Rotherham  in the U.K. has been suffering this evil trade for the last twenty years with young girls as young as 10 being kidnapped and sold into sex slavery. See my post:

https://floroy1942.wordpress.com/2015/02/05/rape-capital-of-britain/.

Muslim Rape Victim

Muslim Rape Victim

It has been going on here for such a long time and the Labour council did nothing to stop it for fear of ‘upsetting the Muslims’. Because of this the police were not allowed to do anything either. Last year the council was removed ‘en bloc’ and replaced because of the scandalous way they had handled the issue.

Now we are seeing the beginnings of the same thing in Germany, remember the rapes that took place at New Years Eve? Since then there have been many more, and all committed by Muslim immigrants. The rate of rape attacks on women is rising drastically in Germany and the government is not doing much about it.

Islamic Message

Islamic Message

In Pocking for example, women and young girls have been told not to wear revealing clothes, even when travelling to and from the gym for a work-out, for fear of exciting Muslim males and driving them to rape attacks.

There is such a feeling of Muslim sympathy among German politicians that they are blaming the women for all the attacks that are already taking place. One thing is for certain, it will get a lot worse as time goes on, for we have seen that in Britain where ninety-eight percent of rapes are committed by Muslim males.

A Prime Muslim Target

A Prime Muslim Target

To quote a German newspaper, “A German politician was quoted as saying that ‘when Muslim teenage boys go to open air swimming pools they are overwhelmed when they see girls in bikinis.” Anything to excuse Muslim savagery. The one thing you can be sure of is that as more and more pour in over the Mediterranean Sea and the Channel the situation will  get much worse.

Time to lock up your daughters gentlemen!

Roy. 

Make Saturday A Happy Day

Posted in America, Britain, British Humour, Canada, England, European Union, News, President, UK, USA with tags , , , , on 04/06/2016 by floroy1942

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A man boards a plane with six kids. After they get settled in their seats, a woman sitting across the aisle leans over to him and asks, “Are all of those kids yours?” He replies, “No. I work for a condom company. These are customer complaints.”

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A girl realized that she had grown hair between her legs. She got worried and asked her mom about that hair. Her mom calmly said, “That part where the hair has grown is called your monkey. Be proud that your monkey has grown hair.” The girl smiled. At dinner, she told her sister, “My monkey has grown hair.” Her sister smiled and said, “That’s nothing; mine is already eating bananas.”

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A professor was giving a lecture on involuntary muscular contractions to his first year medical students. Realizing that this was not the most riveting subject, he decided to lighten the mood. He pointed to a young woman in the front row and asked, “Do you know what your asshole is doing while you’re having an orgasm?” She replied, “He’s probably playing golf with his friends.”

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A blonde sees a thermos in a store. She asks a clerk, “What is that and what’s it for?” The clerk answers, “It’s a thermos that keeps hot things hot and cold things cold.” The blonde says, “I’ll take it.” When she gets to work, her blonde boss asks, “What is that?” The blonde worker says, “It’s a thermos. It keeps cold things cold and hot things hot.” “Whatcha got in it?” “A cup of coffee and a Popsicle.”

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A sailor drops anchor in a port and heads into the nearest pub. Everyone in the pub is whispering and pointing at him because of his odd shaped body; he has a very muscular body, but a very tiny head on his shoulders. As he orders his drink, he tells the bartender, “I’ll explain. I get this in every port and town I visit. I caught a mermaid and she granted me three wishes if I would release her back into the sea. So I told her I wanted a yacht and, sure enough, she came through for me. Next, I asked for a million bucks and now I am set for life. Last of all, I asked her if I could have sex with her and her response was, ‘I don’t know how you can make love to me with your type of body.’ So I asked her, ‘How about a little head?'”

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Q: What did the hurricane say to the palm tree? A: “Better hold onto your nuts because this is no ordinary blowjob.”

Two drunks are sitting in a bar when one of them turns to the other one and asks, “Hey, isn’t that Hortense?” The other drunk chimes in and says, “No, she looks pretty relaxed to me.”

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A blonde goes to her doctor and says that every time she drinks a coffee her eye hurts. The doctor prepared her a hot, fresh cup of coffee to see what really happens. She took a sip of the coffee and screamed, “Ouch, that hurts!” The doctor said, “I know your problem.” The blonde asked, “Is it bad, doctor?” The doctor replied, “No, you just need to take your spoon out of your cup before you drink your coffee.”

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A man kills a deer and takes it home to cook for dinner. Both he and his wife decide that they won’t tell the kids what kind of meat it is, but will give them a clue and let them guess. The dad said, “Well it’s what Mommy calls me sometimes.” The little girl screamed to her brother, “Don’t eat it. Its an asshole!

 

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Two elderly sisters donated $5 to a charity and, to their surprise, won tickets to a football game. Since they had never seen a live football game before, Madge thought the free tickets would provide an excellent opportunity for doing so. “I think so, too,” said Mabel. “Let’s go!” They soon found themselves high in a noisy stadium overlooking a large, grassy expanse. They watched the kickoff and the seemingly endless back-and-forth struggles that comprised the scoreless first half. They enjoyed the band music and cheerleader performance that followed. Then came the second half. When the teams lined up for the second-half kickoff, Madge nudged her sister. “I guess we can go home now, Mabel,” she said. “This is where we came in.”

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There was a redneck who hit every black man he saw with his truck. One day he saw a priest walking down the road and thought, “For all the bad things I done, let me give this priest a ride.” So he picked the priest up and they drove along. The redneck saw a black guy down the road and decided he would pretend to fall asleep and so the priest would think it was an accident. The redneck closed his eyes and heard a loud bang. “What happened?” he asked. “You missed him,” the priest said, “but I got him with the door.”

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A man walks out on his front porch one day and sees a gorilla in the tree on his front lawn. He calls animal control and about an hour later a man shows up with a ladder, a pit bull, and a shotgun. The animal control employee tells the man, “I’m here to get the gorilla out of your tree. I’m going to use this ladder to climb up the tree and shake the branch the gorilla is on to knock him to the ground. The pit bull is trained to go after anything that falls from the tree and bites their balls which calms the animal down so I can put him in the truck.” The man says “Okay, I see what the ladder and the pit bull are for but what is the shotgun for?” The animal control employee says, “Oh, that’s for you. In case I fall out of the tree instead of the gorilla, shoot the dog.”

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I hope you enjoyed it. ‘Til next time.

Roy.

German Women Are No Longer Safe!

Posted in America, Britain, Canada, Equality, European Union, Immigrants, Muslim, News, Police, Religion on 01/06/2016 by floroy1942
Rape Of A Young Girl By Muslims

Rape Of A Young Girl By Muslims

Slowly but surely the truth about the influx of refugees into Germany, and the affect they will have on the German population is becoming known – especially the women.  German prosecutors are investigating claims by 26 women that they were sexually harassed at a music festival in the western city of Darmstadt at the weekend.

Darmstadt police said they arrested three male suspects aged between 28 and 31. Two of them are seeking asylum, and a third, also from Pakistan has been living in Germany for a long time.

The women claim they were surrounded by a group of men, all of whom then proceeded to “touch them inappropriately”. Many people will not be surprised by the fact that the men in question were all Muslims.

Muslim Gang Rapes In Germany - New Years Eve.

Muslim Gang Rapes In Germany – New Years Eve.

This follows on from a hundred and six women who were attacked, groped and robbed at the New Year celebrations in Cologne who the police said were mainly of North African and Arab appearance. There were also attacks in four other cities in Germany over the same period.

There can be little doubt that Merkel has ‘opened up a can of worms’ with her rash open invitation to immigrants last year, which resulted in 1.2 million Muslims entering Europe last year alone.

Muslims have no respect for women outside their faith, for the Quran states quite openly that the rape and molestation of women outside the faith is perfectly acceptable. There can be little doubt that Germany will sink into a tide of attacks on women over the coming years, just as Britain did after Tony Blair opened the doors to all and sundry.

Ever since the tide of Muslims into the U.K. began in 1997 there have been gangs of Muslim men who rape women and young girls or capture them, and sell them off as sex slaves to others, even children as young as eleven. Germany had better prepare itself for the same.

A Misguided Woman Who Will Be The Death Of Germany

A Misguided Woman Who Will Be The Death Of Germany And Possible Europe

Merkel is reported as saying in the magazine Bunte, that even with hindsight, she would allow people in humanitarian need to enter Germany again, as she did last year. “I recommend anyone who is fearful to take the opportunity to personally get to know someone who has fled to us. These are people who have experienced and suffered a lot and have their worries and hopes just as much as we do.” All I can say is she is incredibly naive. I wonder if she would be so steadfast in her ideas if she was attacked and raped by some of these animals.

What on earth makes her think that these people will become friends with the German population? Once they are over the initial gratitude for being helped they will move into ghettos along with their compatriots and begin forming their own little country within the towns and cities they settle in.

What We Have To Put Up With!

What We Have To Put Up With!

They will take over more and more housing until entire streets, and eventually areas of towns, are under their control as the locals move out. For most European people do not wish to live in a street that is full of Muslims. You only have to look at British towns and cities to know this is true. Eventually they will introduce Sharia Law into their enclaves and it will be dangerous for any non-Muslim to enter these areas.

It is clear Merkel just does not understand the Muslim mentality and their views about anyone outside their faith. If she did, she would not have opened her big mouth. Unfortunately it is her people that will suffer, not her.

Roy.

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