Archive for March, 2016

Argentina’s Dirty Trick To Secure The Falkland Islands

Posted in America, Britain, England, Government, News, Politics, Royal Air Force, Royal Navy, UK, United Nations with tags , , , , on 29/03/2016 by floroy1942
The Falklands

The Falklands

Argentina is once again trying to secure the Falkland Islands, this time with the help of the United Nations. After they were soundly beaten during the Falklands war of 1982 they have never ceased to try and gain control of the islands, especially since the rich oil and gas fields were discovered.

Until now they have not had much luck as Britain has held fast onto its ownership of the islands. But now, through manipulation, they have made some progress when the U.N. allowed them to increase their territorial waters from 200 miles to 350 miles, which will bring the islands under their control.

The history of the Falklands is very complicated, but in a nutshell, the islands were thought to have been discovered by various nationalities in the 16th century, but nothing concrete was done about them until 1690 when John Strong named the sound and eventually the entire island group after Viscount Falkland the then Admiralty Commissioner.

The British, having later set up a garrison on the islands vacated them due to the pressure of the American War of Independence in 1774 but left behind a plaque stating their sovereignty over the islands. The islands were taken over by sealers and whalers until the Spanish returned for a time before leaving in 1811. In 1816 Argentina claimed independence from Spain which was recognized by Britain in 1825.

Port Louis 1833

Port Louis 1833

In 1840 the British government agreed to colonize the islands and a permanent settlement was established. In 1850 Britain and Argentina signed a pact for the “Settlement of Differences and Reestablishing Friendship”. Several historians consider this has a negative impact on Argentina’s current sovereignty claim. In 1888 Argentina lodges a diplomatic protest with the UK but the matter is not raised again until 1945 when they claimed sovereignty at the newly formed United Nations.

President Galtieri

President Galtieri

Argentina has made several attempts to gain access to the islands, until in 1982 they invaded with a military force but were squashed by the British. It is well known that the only reason for the invasion was to distract the Argentinian people from the corruption and bad management of the country by the government of the time. It worked!

Ever since the first colony was set up on the islands the people of the Falklands have said they wish to remain British, and would never consider Argentinian nationality or being a part of that country. It would seem however that the wishes of the people are not considered worthy of thought so far as the U.N. is concerned.

Falkland Oil And Gas Fields

Falkland Oil And Gas Fields

In the last twenty years huge oil and gas deposits have been discovered surrounding the islands, and as a consequence, in  2009 Argentina began a new attack through the United Nations by laying claim to the continental shelf on which the Falklands sits. By extending their territorial waters from 200 miles to 350 miles the islands now fall within their jurisdiction, but only from a deserted island at the southern tip of the country. From the mainland itself the distance is well over the new 350 mile limit.

It was however enough for the idiots at the U.N. to grant their claim, and they must have known that such a decision would cause a giant diplomatic upheaval. They must also have known what the ulterior motive of Argentina must be to gain control of the oil and gas reserves. I just wonder how many Argentinians sat on the U. N. panel?

It will be interesting to see how the British government react to this new provocation.

Roy.

The European Union On The Brink

Posted in America, Britain, David Cameron, England, European Union, Germany, Immigration, News, Politics, UK with tags , , , , on 27/03/2016 by floroy1942

1Alarming news has been released today which points to the fact that the E.U. could be about to fall apart. It is well known that the British will be voting in June on whether to stay in the Union or not, but it seems the ripples have started to spread to other countries.

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Beatrix von Storch MEP For Germany

A couple of days ago it was reported that in Germany there is also a call for a referendum as Party Leaders ‘shared their envy’ of the British vote. “I want every member state to decide what is better for them, and the only way we can really do that is to have a referendum, like the UK.” said deputy chairman Beatrix von Storch MEP. “Schengen has collapsed already. Under Schengen Europe’s borders are supposed to be protected. They’re not.”

The French people are now demanding that they too hold a vote on France leaving the E.U. which is causing many other countries to think the same. According to other reports, the Netherlands and the Czech Republic are also thinking seriously of a vote. If this happens who knows how many other countries will follow suite.

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Czech prime minister Bohuslav Sobotka

In The Netherlands 53% of the population supported an in/out vote,  while the Czech prime minister Bohuslav Sobotka warned a “Czexit” could follow if Britons choose to leave the EU in June.

The people of both Germany and France are disenchanted with the turmoil caused by Merkel’s disastrous statement that all immigrants are welcome in Germany. Due to the numbers that have flooded in (over a million in 2015) there is not a hope in hell that Germany can handle the pressure, and hundreds of thousands have moved to other countries like France and even Sweden. There can be little doubt that Merkel has turned the entire European Union upside down with her rash statement. Several nations are struggling to handle the overflow and the European people are suffering heavily because of it.

Bye Bye Europe

Bye Bye Europe

The latest statistics indicate that the majority of the British population are in favour of leaving the Union, and if that happens it will have a roller coaster effect on other nations, certainly France. A struggling economy and a faltering government has fuelled a rising Eurosceptic sentiment in France, as well as the escalating migrant crisis.

Of one thing you can be sure, once the weather improves in the Mediterranean we can expect at least another million refugees according to experts this year. Some estimates indicate that the numbers could reach as high as two million. With the border between Turkey and Greece all but closed you can be sure they will start to cross from Libya to Italy, and the E.U. bureaucrats have no answer to that.

The Deadly Duo

The Deadly Duo

France and Germany have always been considered the backbone of the Union, and Germany in particular has exerted a lot of influence within Europe. If both leave however this could have a ripple effect as I said, and will result in the total collapse of the Union.

The Schengen Agreement has allowed free travel within the confines of Europe, but since the migrant crisis this has fallen by the wayside. This happened due to the sheer numbers of migrants which caused some countries to close the borders to prevent their entry.

Anti-Merkel Sentiments In Germany

Anti-Merkel Sentiments In Germany

In spite of all the trouble this has caused within Europe, Merkel still refuses to change her immigration policy saying that it is best for Germany. At the next election she will no doubt discover how disillusioned the German people are with her plans.

This entire episode has been a disaster for all European countries and there is no clear way out of it. If these votes go through and the ‘exit’ people win it will spell the end of the European Union once and for all, and Merkel will forever be known as the person who single-handedly destroyed the European Union. Considering all the troublesome interference from Brussels that we have to put up with, this might not be such a bad thing.

Roy.

Brexit – Yes Or No!

Posted in America, Britain, David Cameron, England, European Union, Human Rights, Immigration, Islamic State, Muslim, News on 23/03/2016 by floroy1942
Get Out Now!

Get Out Now!

It is my firm opinion that Britain should exit the European Union, and for the following reasons. Brussels exerts too much interference on member states, and the Human Rights commission is an utter farce.

Firstly, in very many areas the British Government is unable to run the country as it should because of the dictates from Brussels which govern most of our daily lives. Their interference in areas such as immigration and human rights are dragging the country down into the mire, and unless we leave it will only get worse as they seek to control everything.

Our government needs the right to control immigration completely, but ever since Tony Blair opened the gates to all and sundry with his ‘Multi-Cultural Britain’ fantasy, we have been overwhelmed with immigrants who are slowly taking over the country. Even now we have very little control over who enters and who does not.

Secondly, the E.U. Human Rights commission have turned our Justice System into a joke that cannot fulfill its purpose. Remember that it took the government ten years to finally deport the two radical preachers Abu Hamsa and Abu Qatada! These two were responsible for radicalizing many young Muslim males into going to Iraq to fight with Islāmic State. Still today we have many radical preachers in the Mosques who are doing the same thing, but the government is powerless to do anything about it.

Another thing about the HRC is that it protects Muslim criminals from deportation, even if they are life-long killers, rapists or robbers. Our jails are filling up with these people and we cannot do anything about it.

A report came out recently which said that many English inmates of jails are afraid because the Muslims in the prisons are putting enormous pressure on them to convert to Islam. Some are in fear of their lives. We need to be free of the HRC to solve these problems for ourselves.

There can be little doubt that Britain needs to regain control over its borders and protect the population from criminals.

The only way to do that is to get out of the European Union now and decide for ourselves how we run our country.

Roy.

A Sunday Laugh

Posted in America, Britain, British Humour, Canada, England, European Union, Germany, News, UK, USA with tags , , , , on 20/03/2016 by floroy1942

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Wife: “How would you describe me?” Husband: “ABCDEFGHIJK.” Wife: “What does that mean?” Husband: “Adorable, beautiful, cute, delightful, elegant, fashionable, gorgeous, and hot.” Wife: “Aw, thank you, but what about IJK?” Husband: “I’m just kidding!”

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A blonde walks into a shoe store and tries on a pair of shoes. “How do they feel?” asks the salesclerk. “Well, they feel a bit tight,” replies the blonde. The assistant promptly bends down and has a look at the shoes and the blonde’s feet. “Try pulling the tongue out,” offers the clerk. “Nath, theyth sthill feelth a bith tighth,” the blonde replies.

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A blonde woman decides that she is sick and tired of all the blonde jokes and how all blondes are perceived as stupid, so she decides to show her husband that blondes really are smart. While her husband is off at work, she decides that she is going to paint a couple of rooms in the house. The next day, right after her husband leaves for work, she gets down to the task at hand. Her husband arrives home at 5:30 and smells the distinctive smell of paint. He walks into the living room and finds his wife lying on the floor in a pool of sweat. He notices that she is wearing a ski jacket and a fur coat at the same time. He goes over and asks her if she is OK. She replies yes. He asks what she is doing. She replies that she wanted to prove to him that not all blonde women are dumb and she wanted to do it by painting the house. He then asks her why she has a ski jacket over her fur coat. She replies that she was reading the directions on the paint can and they said, “For best results, put on two coats.”

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A panda walks into a bar. He asks the bartender how he can get a little action for the night. The bartender motions to a young woman. She talks to the panda, and they go back to her place. After having sex, the panda abruptly leaves. The next night, the woman goes to the panda’s house. “You owe me money,” she says. “For what?” The woman rolls her eyes and explains, “I’m a prostitute.” The panda pulls out a dictionary and looks it up: “Prostitute: Has sex for money.” The panda says, “I don’t have to pay you. I’m a panda. Look it up.” She is about to protest when the panda hands her the dictionary. The woman looks up “panda” in the dictionary, and it reads, “Panda: Eats bush and leaves.”

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Several years ago, Great Britain funded a study to determine why the head on a man’s penis is larger than the shaft. The study took two years and cost over 1.2 million pounds. The study concluded that the reason the head of a man’s penis is larger than the shaft is to provide the man with more pleasure during sex. After the results were published, France decided to conduct their own study on the same subject. They were convinced that the results of the British study were incorrect. After three years of research at a cost of in excess of 2 million Euros, the French researchers concluded that the head of a man’s penis is larger than the shaft to provide the woman with more pleasure during sex. When the results of the French study were released, Australia decided to conduct their own study. The Aussies didn’t really trust British or French studies. So, after nearly three hours of intensive research and a cost of right around 75 dollars (three cases of beer), the Aussie study was complete. They concluded that the reason the head on a man’s penis is larger than the shaft is to prevent your hand from flying off and hitting you in the forehead.

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A blonde goes on a hot date and ends up making out with the guy in his car. The guy asks if she would like to go in the backseat. “No!” yells the blonde. Things get even hotter, and the guy asks again. “For the last time, no!” says the blonde. Frustrated, the guy asks, “Well, why the hell not?” The blonde says, “Because I wanna stay up here with you!”

 

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Three guys are drinking in a bar when a drunk comes in, staggers up to the counter, and points at the guy in the middle, shouting, “Your mom’s the best sex in town!” Everyone expects a fight, but the guy ignores him, so the drunk wanders off and bellies up to the bar at the far end. Ten minutes later, the drunk comes back, points at the same guy, and says, “I just did your mom, and it was sw-eeeeet!” Again, the guy refuses to take the bait, and the drunk goes back to the far end of the bar. Ten minutes later, he comes back and announces, “Your mom liked it!” Finally, the guy interrupts. “Go home, dad, you’re drunk.”

Have a great day!

Roy

How Unbelievably Stupid Can Europe’s Politicians Be?

Posted in America, Benefits, Britain, England, European Union, Germany, Government Spending, Immigration, News, Politics with tags , , , , on 18/03/2016 by floroy1942
Why Is Europe Run By Idiots?

Why Is Europe Run By Idiots?

We all know that politicians can be imbeciles at times, but this latest round of talks to stem the flow of refugees from Turkey into the E.U. takes the number one prize. The deal the E.U. is trying to make with the Turkish government will cause as much upheaval in Europe as the migrant crisis itself.

In a nutshell, they are accepting one migrant for every one that is returned to Turkey, but such an exchange will not reduce the numbers one iota, so what is the point? To top it all they will allow visa free travel for all Turks to the E.U.

We already have five and a half million Turks living here, 80% of whom live in Germany, and the crazy thing is, according to official statistics most of them live off benefits!

Things To Come!

Things To Come!

What this means in effect, is that the number of migrants will not be cut, and they are throwing open the doors to 74 million Turks, many of whom will want to come here. Europe already has a significant Turkish population and you can almost guarantee that the numbers will increase dramatically if this agreement goes through.

Turkey has a Muslim population of some 69 million, and what is to say that many will not want to come here? Life is hard in Turkey for the majority of people, and for sure many will want to come here and live off benefits and get free housing. ‘Talk about stepping out of the frying pan into the fire!’

When Summer Comes.....

When Summer Comes…..

The one thing all our politicians seem to have forgotten is that as the Turkish route to Europe closes, it is certain the migrants will find another way to get to our shores. As the weather improves more refugees will make the perilous crossing from Libya to Italy, and what will they do then? Plus the fact that there is already talk of refugees crossing the Gibraltar Straits to Spain.

Once the migrants start crossing from Libya it will be interesting to see how the politicians in Brussels handle that. Libya will certainly not be as willing to negotiate as the Turks, for they will be glad to get rid of the refugees because they have troubles of their own with their internal conflicts. This leaves the big question as to what the politicians in Brussels will do under these circumstances.

You can say what you like about this stupid plan, but it is so full of holes that a bus could drive through! I just wish we could have politicians running the Union who had a little more common sense!

The biggest problems associated with these refugees is that the Europeans will start paying more and more taxes as each government tries to cover the benefits cost caused by these people, plus there will be a colossal housing shortage and the unemployment figures will rise because there are not enough jobs to go round.

Norway Gang Rape By Muslims

Norway Gang Rape By Muslims

The Muslim influence on native people will be felt more and more, for after they have established themselves here they will begin making more and more demands on the various governments to adapt western life to their own lifestyle. More Mosques, no pork in school meals and of course the inevitable introduction of Sharia Law. What is more dangerous is that our women will not be safe on the streets anymore, for Muslims consider rape of western women their right.

You may well scoff at this announcement, but we have seen it all in Britain ever since the traitor Blair opened the doors of Britain to the world. It has happened, and it will happen throughout Europe!

As we all know, the one person responsible for this whole mess is Angela Merkel of Germany who last year made her unbelievably stupid invitation to all refugees to come and live in Germany. This single mentally retarded act has caused the biggest upheaval in the E.U. since the Second World War.

Turkish Shop In Cologne

Turkish Shop In Cologne

How any responsible politician could be so stupid is totally beyond me. For this traitorous act she should be arrested, tried and sent to prison for the rest of her miserable life. She has brought utter chaos to every European nation.

This may be hard to swallow, but the only solution so far as I can see is to return all refugees to their home country as soon as they land on our shores. If this is put into practice the flow will stop fairly quickly as theses people realize that there is no point in heading for Europe. It will also put the people smugglers out of business which will be a good thing.

No Sharia Law Here

No Sharia Law Here

To solve this problem is going to take hard measures that will no doubt inflame the passions of the ‘Do-Gooders’, but there is no other choice. To surrender will only result in the final destruction of Europe and all it stands for. The livelihoods of our people will be destroyed for good and eventually Europe may well become ‘Europistan’!

Roy.

Why Is The U.N. Not Fulfilling Its Mandate!

Posted in America, Britain, European Union, Germany, Immigrants, Islamic State, News, Politics, Security Council, United Nations with tags , , , , on 14/03/2016 by floroy1942
Removing The Bodies In Ivory Coast

Removing The Bodies In Ivory Coast

The latest terrible attack in Turkey, and the killing of holiday makers in Ivory Coast reinforces my belief that the United Nations, instead of sitting on its fat arse doing nothing, should step in to solve this terrorism threat to the world.

When you consider that it was formed to ensure world peace, ever since the Korean War in 1950 it has done nothing to solve the world’s problems. Now, since the rise of terrorism, all it has managed to do is verbally ‘condemn‘ the actions of these radicals who enjoy killing so much.

These terrorists are nothing more than religious fanatics who think that one day they will rule the world. The rest of us know this will never happen, but in the meantime they are killing tens of thousands of people in many countries.

Considering that the number one mandate of the United Nations is to eradicate war, you would imagine that this body of people would step in and do something to end the violence. But no! they just sit on their fat behinds and talk, talk, talk before verbally ‘condemning’ the actions of these vile people.

Meanwhile people across the world are being slaughtered and tortured, with women being forced into sex slavery for these maniacs. It has to stop!

Terror Once Again In Ankara

Terror Once Again In Ankara

It is a fact that the majority of the victims of these killers are their own people, but it brings home to the rest of us what animals they are when they attack places like Paris, Ankara and holiday destinations like Africa. Of one thing you can be sure, it is far from over, for Islāmic State have already made clear that a series of attacks will take place in Europe in the near future.

Angela Merkel’s insane invitation to immigrants to come and live in Germany has already ensured that there are literally thousands of I.S. fighters who have crossed the Mediterranean among the refugees, and are now busy getting themselves organized for some major attacks. It is only a matter of time before they strike. Once they are here it is very difficult to find and arrest them before they can do some harm, but we must try.

The U.N. should get together an international force and go to any country where these bastards live and wipe them out to a man. There is no need to interfere in that country’s politics, just go in, do the job and leave.

U.N. Mandate

U.N. Mandate

Currently there are Islamic terrorists in  139 countries across the world. We do not get to hear of most atrocities because the main Press attention is fixed on the victims of Islamic State and other Middle East groups.

The world just cannot go on like this, otherwise we will end up in a world war with almost every nation involved as they all battle with these radicals on their own soil. There has to be some concerted action coming from somewhere, and it is up to the nations of the world to come together at the U.N. and unite against these despicable people. It they do not, it will continue for years and years and eventually millions will die.

Roy.

Laugh And Be Happy!

Posted in America, Britain, British Humour, Canada, England, Europe, European Union, Germany, News, UK with tags , , , , on 13/03/2016 by floroy1942

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A blonde woman, a priest, a pilot, and a high schooler are all on a crashing plane. There are only enough parachutes to save three of them, and the pilot is the first to jump out. He grabs a parachute and says, “I’m a pilot! People need me to fly planes!” and then jumps out. The blonde is next to jump out. She grabs a parachute and says, “My hair won’t look pretty if I’m dead!” and then jumps out. The priest then says to the high schooler, “Son, I’ve lived my life to its fullest and I am surely ready to join God in heaven.” The high schooler then hands a parachute to the priest and puts another parachute on himself. The priest is shocked and asks the high schooler, “Oh Lord! Where did you find this extra parachute?” The high schooler replies, “The blonde lady took my backpack!”

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Did you hear about the fellow that was talking to his buddy, when he said, “I don’t know what to get my wife for her birthday. She has everything, and besides, she can afford to buy anything she wants. So, I’m stumped.” His buddy said, “I have an idea. Why don’t you make up a certificate that says she can have two hours of great sex, any way she wants it. She’ll probably be thrilled!” So the first fella did just that.
The next day his buddy asked, “Well, did you take my suggestion? How did it turn out?” “She loved it. She jumped up, thanked me, kissed me on the mouth, and ran out the door yelling, ‘I’ll see you in two hours’.”

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Three couples got married and spent their honeymoons at the same hotel, where they were all attended to by Jeff the Bellboy. The first man married a nurse. Jeff showed them to their room, all the while thinking to himself, “Lucky guy! Nurses are known to be hot to trot.” The second man married a telephone operator. Jeff showed them to their room, while thinking to himself, “Wow, he’s one lucky dude. Telephone operators have such sexy voices and once you pop that top button. Va-voom.”

The third man married a school teacher. Jeff showed them to their room and thought to himself, “Poor sap. She may be pretty, but teachers are way too frigid.” At 5:30 the following morning, Jeff reported to work. He expected the teacher’s husband to call for breakfast any minute, but was sure the other two wouldn’t call until much later in the day. The phone rang at 6 a.m. and it was the nurse’s husband wanting breakfast. Jeff took breakfast up to the room and when the husband opened the door, Jeff stepped back in shock. The man’s pajamas were still pressed and his hair nicely combed. “Sir, what happened?” asked Jeff. “You married a nurse.” “Son, don’t ever marry a nurse,” the man sourly replied. “All I heard last night was her nagging voice saying, ‘You’re not sanitary, you’re not sanitary’.” The phone rang again at 6:30 a.m. and this time it was the telephone operator’s husband calling for  breakfast. Jeff took it to the room as quickly as possible. When the man opened the door, Jeff stepped back in shock. The man’s hair was neatly combed and his pajamas nicely pressed. “What happened?” Jeff asked with surprise. “Telephone operators as supposed to be as sexy as their voices.”

“Son, don’t ever marry a telephone operator,” the man groaned. “All I heard last night was her nasal voice saying, ‘Your three minutes are up, your three minutes are up’.” Jeff returned to his desk, sure that the teacher’s husband would be calling at any moment. Finally, at 4 p.m., the teacher’s husband called for breakfast. Jeff couldn’t believe it, but quickly took the breakfast to the couple’s room. When the man opened the door, Jeff stepped back in shock. The man was wearing only a pair of boxers, his hair was a mess, and there were scratches all over his chest, arms and legs. “My goodness sir, what happened to you?” Jeff asked, fearing the worst. “Did you have a fight?” The man, grinning from ear to ear, happily replied, “No. Son, when you marry be sure it’s to a school teacher. All I heard last night was her sexy, smooth voice saying, ‘We’re going to do this over, and over, and over again, until we get it right’.”

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There was a small boy who was put to bed by his parents. The boy had a nightmare, and got out of bed to go to his parents room. When he got there, he saw mommy bouncing up and down on daddy. When his dad noticed him in the doorway, the kid ran away. The mother got off and got dressed quickly, and went to the boy’s room. He was in his bed, and he asked, “Mommy, what were you doing to daddy?” The mother replied, “Well, your father has noticed his belly getting bigger, and I was just trying to flatten his tummy for him by bouncing on it.” “Oh, that’s what you were doing. But you’re wasting your time mommy.” The boy said. “Oh, and why is that?” The mom asked. “Because everyday when you leave for work, the neighbour lady comes over, gets on her knees and blows it right back up again.

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A mother is in the kitchen making dinner for her family when her daughter walks in. “Mother, where do babies come from?” The mother thinks for a few seconds and says, “Well dear, Mommy and Daddy fall in love and get married. One night they go into their bedroom, they kiss and hug, and have sex.” The daughter looks puzzled so the mother continues, “That means the daddy puts his penis in the mommy’s vagina. That’s how you get a baby, honey.” The child seems to comprehend. “Oh, I see, but the other night when I came into your room you had daddy’s penis in your mouth. What do you get when you do that?” “Jewellery, my dear. Jewellery.”

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As an airplane is about to crash, a female passenger jumps up frantically and announces, “If I’m going to die, I want to die feeling like a woman.” She removes all her clothing and asks, “Is there someone on this plane who is man enough to make me feel like a woman?” A man stands up, removes his shirt and says, “Here, iron this!”

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A lady comes home from her doctor’s appointment grinning from ear to ear. Her husband asks, “Why are you so happy?” The wife says, “The doctor told me that for a forty-five year old woman, I have the breasts of a eighteen year old.” “Oh yeah?” quipped her husband, “What did he say about your forty-five year old ass?” She said, “Your name never came up in the conversation.”

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It was Christmas Eve. A woman came home to her husband after a day of busy shopping. Later on that night when she was getting undressed for bed, he noticed a mark on the inside of her leg. “What is that?” he asked. She said, “I visited the tattoo parlour today. On the inside of one leg I had them tattoo ‘Merry Christmas,’ and on the inside of the other one they tattooed ‘Happy New Year.'” Perplexed, he asked, “Why did you do that?” “Well,” she replied, “now you can’t complain that there’s never anything to eat between Christmas and New Year!”

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A blonde, a brunette, and a redhead all work at the same office for a female boss who always goes home early. “Hey girls,” says the brunette, “Let’s go home early tomorrow. She’ll never know.” The next day, they all leave right after the boss does. The brunette gets some extra gardening done, the redhead goes to a bar, and the blonde goes home to find her husband having sex with the female boss! She quietly sneaks out of the house and returns at her normal time. “That was fun,” says the brunette. “We should do it again sometime.” “No way,” says the blonde. “I almost got caught!”

One day this girl, who is wearing a skirt, goes out to play with her friends. She goes to the park and meets a boy. They talk about climbing trees. The boy says to the girl: “Go on climb that tree.” The girls climbs up and the boy just stands there and looks up to the girls pants. After a while the girl goes home and tells her mum about what happened. Her mum says: “oh my stupid girl he just stood there and watched your pants.” The next day she went out again with her skirt on and met THAT boy again.

He told her to climb again and she did. when she got home she tells her mum what happened again and her mum says: “My stupid girl he just stood there and watched your pants.” The girl replied and said: “No actually I tricked him, this time i did not wear any pants!”

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Have a great day!

Roy.

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