Archive for February, 2016

Merkel Tries To Off-Load Refugees

Posted in America, Benefits, Britain, European Union, Germany, Government, Immigration, News, Politics, Terrorism with tags , , , , on 14/02/2016 by floroy1942
A Big Mistake Angela!

A Big Mistake Angela!

It is public knowledge that Angela Merkel of Germany caused major problems for Europe a few months ago when she made an extremely rash statement  inviting refugees into Germany. As we all know, the country was overwhelmed by refugees and economic migrants to the tune of 1.1 million within six months. I should imagine she is now regretting her silly invitation.

Right now Germany is desperately trying to off-load as many refugees as it can on to other European nations. However, this is not gaining much success as Germany’s position gets desperate, and in fact the situation in most of Europe is getting desperate. Merkel is calling for E.U. solidarity to help cover up her big mistake, but the other E.U. countries do not want to know, and quite rightly too.

It is certain Merkel was distinctly naïve when with a single announcement she opened Germany’s border to refugees from Syria. She should have known that every man, woman and child living in squalor throughout Africa, the Middle East, Pakistan and Afghanistan among others would jump at the opportunity to live in Europe, especially considering the generous benefits they would receive.

Now that Germany’s population has suddenly risen by 1.1 million she now wants all other E.U. countries to take ‘their fair share’ of the refugees. Her action is without doubt the biggest political blunder since the Second World War.

If Germany was heading for trouble because of a low birthrate among its citizens, there are more controlled ways of tackling the problem without throwing open the doors to every Tom, Dick or Harry. You would have thought she would have learned from Tony Blair’s mistake when he threw open the doors to anyone who wanted to come and live in Britain. Now look at the mess the country is in!!!!

Is This To Be The Face Of Europe In The Future?

Is This To Be The Face Of Europe In The Future?

As things stand at the moment, the eastern European countries are setting up more and more razor-wire fences to keep the immigrants out, and even France, Germany’s strongest ally has shown little enthusiasm for Merkel’s welcome policy. The mood in France was described as ‘not favourable’ by Prime Minister Vals who said to the German media, “Europe cannot take in all the migrants from Syria, Iraq or Africa. It has to regain control over its borders, over its migration or asylum policies.”

It was quite ironic that US Secretary of State John Kerry praised Merkel for showing “great courage in helping so many who need so much amid the gravest humanitarian crisis in Europe since World War II”. I say ironic, because America has done practically nothing to help alleviate this humanitarian crisis in the Middle East. I am not criticising them for the military actions, but their reluctance in taking in Syrian refugees.

Russian Prime Minister Dmitry Medvedev had a completely different view on the subject for he said, “It’s quite simply stupid to open Europe’s doors wide and invite in everyone who wants to come to your country. European migration policy is a total failure, all that is absolutely frightening.” This statement I have to agree with, because Europe still does not know the real effect this massive migration will have on our future. That is something we will find out in a few years time.

Hungary, Poland, the Czech Republic and Slovakia are holding meetings next week to see how best to tackle this major crisis, and most importantly, protect themselves. “As long as there is no common European strategy, it is legitimate that the nations along the Balkans route protect their borders,” Slovak Foreign Minister Miroslav Lajcak said in a news conference. He also said that in his view the ‘quota system’ put forward by Merkel will only encourage more refugees to come.

German Defence Minister Ursula von der Leyen is reported as saying, “How can a continent of 500 million citizens see its foundations shaken… by 1.5 million or 2 million refugees?” Well, the answer to that is simple!

Europe has still not fully recovered from the economic crisis at the turn of the century with many people still jobless and living on welfare. On top this, it already has a population of around 56 million Muslims from a quoted total of 500 million. Experience has shown that there are too many religious differences for the Muslim population to fully integrate into European culture.

The ‘shaking of the foundations’ Ursula von der Leyen is on about will not happen immediately, but in perhaps twenty or thirty years time. The reason being, as I have stated before in earlier posts, is that the Muslim birthrate is six to seven times higher than that of Europeans. I leave you to do the maths and figure out what the future holds for Europe.

The dithering and lack of positive political action to stem the flow of refugees that has even continued through the winter is causing much unrest within Turkey. This country, which borders with Syria, is currently housing around 2.7 million refugees within its borders and is getting more and more agitated. Constantly migrants are pouring over the small strip of Aegean Sea between the Turkish coast and the Greek island of Kos among other places, but there are more than a million more waiting on the Syrian border for their chance to enter Turkey.

Turkish Refugee Camp

Turkish Refugee Camp

The E.U. nations have pledged to give Turkey $3.3 billion to help in caring for the refugees, but it can be seen that Turkey is getting desperate. On being asked by the E.U. to do more to stem the flow of refugees, President Recep Tayyip Erdogan said that if there is not proper action by the European nations on the subject, he will open the border with Syria and let all the immigrants through. If that happens we will end up with another flood of refugees just like 2015, only much bigger!

It is without doubt a delicate problem, but needs to be solved quickly before the summer otherwise Europe will be well and truly overrun.

Roy.

Joke Time

Posted in America, Britain, British Humour, Canada, England, European Union, News, Teens, UK, USA with tags , , , , on 11/02/2016 by floroy1942

1

A young woman was taking golf lessons and had just started playing her first round of golf when she suffered a bee sting. Her pain was so intense that she decided to return to the clubhouse for medical assistance. The golf pro saw her heading back and said, “You are back early, what’s wrong?” “I was stung by a bee!” she said. “Where?” he asked. “Between the first and second hole.” she replied. He nodded and said, “Your stance is far too wide.”

2

On their way to get married, a young Catholic couple is involved in a fatal car accident. The couple found themselves sitting outside the Pearly Gates waiting for St. Peter to process them into Heaven. While waiting, they began to wonder: Could they possibly get married in Heaven? When St. Peter showed up, they asked him. St. Peter said, “I don’t know. This is the first time anyone has asked. Let me go find out,'” and he left. The couple sat and waited, and waited. Two months passed and the couple were still waiting. While waiting, they began to wonder what would happen if it didn’t work out; could you get a divorce in heaven? After yet another month, St. Peter finally returned, looking somewhat bedraggled. “Yes,” he informed the couple, “You can get married in Heaven.” “Great!” said the couple, “But we were just wondering, what if things don’t work out? Could we also get a divorce in Heaven?” St. Peter, red-faced with anger, slammed his clipboard onto the ground. “What’s wrong?” asked the frightened couple. “OH, COME ON!,” St. Peter shouted, “It took me three months to find a priest up here! Do you have any idea how long it’ll take me to find a lawyer?”

3

Two bored casino dealers are waiting at the craps table. A very attractive blonde woman from South Alabama arrives and bets $20,000 on a single roll of dice. She says, “I hope you don’t mind, but I feel much luckier when I play topless.” With that, she strips to the waist, rolls the dice, and yells, “Come on, Southern girl needs new clothes!” As the dice bounce and come to a stop, she jumps up and down and squeals, “Yes! Yes! I won! I won!” She hugs each of the dealers, picks up her winnings, and her clothes, and quickly departs. The dealers stare at each other dumbfounded. Finally, one of them asks, “What did she roll?” The other answers, “I don’t know, I thought you were watching.”

4

Bob was in trouble. He forgot his wedding anniversary. His wife was really angry. She told him “Tomorrow morning, I expect to find a gift in the driveway that goes from 0 to 200 in 6 seconds AND IT BETTER BE THERE!” The next morning he got up early and left for work. When his wife woke up, she looked out the window and sure enough there was a box gift-wrapped in the middle of the driveway. Confused, the wife put on her robe and ran out to the driveway, brought the box back in the house. She opened it and found a brand new bathroom scale. Bob has been missing since Friday.

5

A man escapes from prison where he has been for 15 years. He breaks into a house to look for money and guns, and finds a young couple in bed. He orders the guy out of bed and ties him to a chair. He ties the girl to the bed and he gets on top of her, kisses her neck, and then gets up and goes into the bathroom. While he’s in there, the husband tells his wife, “Listen, this guy is an escaped convict, look at his clothes! He probably spent lots of time in jail and hasn’t seen a woman in years. I saw how he kissed your neck. If he wants sex, don’t resist, don’t complain, do whatever he tells you. Satisfy him no matter how much he nauseates you. This guy is probably very dangerous. If he gets angry, he’ll kill us. Be strong, honey. I love you.” His wife responds, “He wasn’t kissing my neck. He was whispering in my ear. He told me he was gay, thought you were cute, and asked me if we had any Vaseline. I told him it was in the bathroom. Be strong honey. I love you, too!”

6

Three contractors are bidding to fix a broken fence at the White House. One is from Chicago, another is from Tennessee, and the third is from Minnesota. All three go with a White House official to examine the fence. The Minnesota contractor takes out a tape measure and does some measuring, then works some figures with a pencil. “Well,” he says, “I figure the job will run about $900. $400 for materials, $400 for my crew, and $100 profit for me.” The Tennessee contractor also does some measuring and figuring, then says, “I can do this job for $700. $300 for materials, $300 for my crew, and $100 profit for me.” The Chicago contractor doesn’t measure or figure, but leans over to the White House official and whispers, “$2,700.” The official, incredulous, says, “You didn’t even measure like the other guys! How did you come up with such a high figure?” The Chicago contractor whispers back, “$1000 for me, $1000 for you, and we hire the guy from Tennessee to fix the fence.” “Done!” replies the government official. And that, my friends, is how the new stimulus plan will work.

7

There was a preacher who fell in the ocean and he couldn’t swim. When a boat came by, the captain yelled, “Do you need help, sir?” The preacher calmly said “No, God will save me.” A little later, another boat came by and a fisherman asked, “Hey, do you need help?” The preacher replied again, “No God will save me.” Eventually the preacher drowned & went to heaven. The preacher asked God, “Why didn’t you save me?” God replied, “Fool, I sent you two boats!”

Q: What do a Christmas tree and a priest have in common?
A: Their balls are just for decoration.

8

Josey wasn’t the best pupil at Sunday school. She often fell asleep and one day while she was sleeping, the teacher asked her a question. “Who is the creator of the universe?” Joe was sitting next to Josey and decided to poke her with a pin to wake her up. Josey jumped and yelled, “God almighty!” The teacher congratulated her. A little later the teacher asked her another question, “Tell me who is our lord and saviour?” Joe poked Josey again and she yelled out, “Jesus Christ!” The teacher congratulated her again. Later on the teacher asked, “What did Eve say to Adam after their 26th child?” Joe poked Josey again and she shouted, “If you stick that thing in me again, I’ll snap it in half and stick it up your ass!”

 

10

When asked if they would have sex with Bill Clinton, 86% of women in D.C. said, “Not again.”

A doctor reaches into his smock to get a pen to write a prescription and pulls out a rectal thermometer. “Oh, damn it,” he proclaims, “Some asshole has my pen!”

‘Til next time.

Roy.

Assange: The U.N. Is Getting Ridiculous

Posted in America, Britain, England, European Union, Government, Human Rights, Justice, News, Police, United Nations with tags , , , , on 06/02/2016 by floroy1942
Assange Facing Swedish Court In 2010

Assange Facing Swedish Court In 2010

I really cannot believe that a United Nations panel, The Working Group on Arbitrary Detention, has come out with a ruling that Julian Assange should be freed, and paid compensation for the time he has been hiding from the Law in the Ecuadorian Embassy  in London. It is common knowledge that there is an outstanding warrant for this man’s arrest in Sweden on a charge of rape in 2010.

He fled the country and when an international arrest warrant was issued he was arrested by the Metropolitan Police in London. While on bail he took up refuge in the Ecuadorian Embassy in London after losing several appeals, where he has been ever since.

Now, to my mind, if you are innocent of a crime such as this you do not run away and hide from the law, but, there is another tail on this animal. It is well known that he is wanted by the Americans for making public thousands of government secrets through Wikileaks. It is said he ran because he feared the Swedish Authorities would hand him over to the Americans to face trial, however, I consider this to be nothing more than an excuse to escape justice.

These Demonstrators Would Have Different Views If THEY had Been Raped.

These Demonstrators Would Have Different Views If THEY had Been Raped.

He has been hiding in the Embassy since 2012 and the U.N. panel thinks this is illegal. What they seem to have conveniently forgotten is that he went there of his own free will to escape justice. To say that he has been illegally detained is too ridiculous for words, and on top of that they think he should be given compensation by the British Government for the time he has been ‘imprisoned’.

As you would expect, Assange has called for this decision to be respected and demands to be set free. The thing is, no-one is stopping him from walking out the front door of the Embassy, so as such he is not being ‘imprisoned’ as they say.

I am happy to say that the British and Swedish authorities do not seem impressed by this farce and will continue to regard him as someone who is evading justice. In my view all countries concerned should categorically ignore this stupid ruling by interfering busy-bodies from the U.N..

I am sure he can reach an agreement with the Swedish Authorities that he will step forward and face the charges against him provided he is not handed over to the Americans on Swedish soil. Should such an agreement be reached then he will have nothing to fear if he is in fact innocent.

Assange Plays The Victim

Assange Plays The Victim

For the life of me I cannot see why the United Nations got involved in this mess in the first place. The man is basically a fugitive from Justice, and since when does the U.N. get involved in such cases? They should be concentrating on more important things like ridding the world of Islamic State and all the other Muslim terrorist groups.

It just goes to show you how farcical the world has become these days!

Roy.

A Cure For Monday Blues

Posted in America, Britain, British Humour, England, Europe, European Union, Germany, Insanity, News, UK with tags , , , , on 01/02/2016 by floroy1942

1

A blonde really got tired of all blonde jokes and decided to hang herself in the bathroom. As she locked the door, she yelled at her husband, “I’m hanging myself because I’m tired of jokes about us blondes being stupid!” Her husband broke into the bathroom and saw his wife with a rope tied on her toe. The husband said, “I thought you were hanging yourself.” She said, “Yes, I am!” The husband replied, “Usually when people hang themselves, they tie the rope around their neck, so why is yours tied on your toe?” She said, “I tried that, but I couldn’t breathe.”

2

A wife comes home late one night and quietly opens the door to her bedroom. From under the blanket, she sees four legs instead of just her husband’s two. She reaches for a baseball bat and starts hitting the blanket as hard as she can. Once she’s done, she goes to the kitchen to have a drink. As she enters, she sees her husband there, reading a magazine. He says, “Hi darling, your parents have come to visit us, so I let them stay in our bedroom. Did you say hello?”

3

Mother superior tells two new nuns that they have to paint their room without getting any paint on their clothes. One nun suggests to the other, “Hey, let’s take all our clothes off, fold them up, and lock the door.” So they do this, and begin painting their room. Soon they hear a knock at the door. They ask, “Who is it?” “Blind man!” The nuns look at each other and one nun says, “He’s blind, so he can’t see. What could it hurt?” They let him in. The blind man walks in and says, “Hey, nice tits. Where do you want me to hang the blinds?”

4

Three guys go to a ski lodge, and there aren’t enough rooms, so they have to share a bed. In the middle of the night, the guy on the right wakes up and says, “I had this wild, vivid dream of getting a hand job!” The guy on the left wakes up, and unbelievably, he’s had the same dream, too. Then the guy in the middle wakes up and says, “That’s funny, I dreamed I was skiing!”

5

A husband and wife are in church. The preacher notices that the husband has fallen asleep and says to the wife, “Wake your husband up!” The wife answers, “You’re the one who made him fall asleep, you wake him up!”

7

A man went to his lawyer and told him, “My neighbor owes me $500 and he won’t pay up. What should I do?” “Do you have any proof he owes you the money?” asked the lawyer. “Nope,” replied the man. “OK, then write him a letter asking him for the $5,000 he owed you,” said the lawyer. “But it’s only $500,” replied the man. “Precisely. That’s what he will reply and then you’ll have your proof!”

7

A boss said to his secretary, “I want to have sex with you, but I will make it very fast. I’ll throw $1,000 on the floor and by the time you bend down to pick it up, I’ll be done.” She thought for a moment then called her boyfriend and told him the story. Her boyfriend said, “Do it but ask him for $2,000. Then pick up the money so fast, he won’t even have enough time to undress himself.” She agrees. After half an hour passes, the boyfriend calls the girlfriend and asks, “So what happened?” She responds, “The bastard used coins, so I’m still picking it up and he is still having sex with me!”

8

So two Irishmen are traveling to Australia. Before they leave home, one of their dads gives them both a bit of advice: “You watch them Aussie cab drivers. They’ll rob you blind. Don’t you go paying them what they ask. You haggle.” At the Sydney airport, the Irishmen catch a cab to their hotel. When they reach their destination, the cabbie says, “That’ll be twenty dollars, lads.” “Oh no you don’t! My dad warned me about you. You’ll only be getting fifteen dollars from me,” says one of the men. “And you’ll only be getting fifteen from me too,” adds the other.

9

A man hasn’t been feeling well, so he goes to his doctor for a complete check-up. Afterward, the doctor comes out with the results. “I’m afraid I have some very bad news,” the doctor says. “You’re dying, and you don’t have much time left.” “Oh, that’s terrible!” says the man. “How long have I got?” “Ten,” the doctor says sadly. “Ten?” the man asks. “Ten what? Months? Weeks? What?!” “Nine…”

Have a great week. ‘Til next time.

Roy.

 

 

 

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