Archive for December, 2015

Bring In The New Year With A Laugh

Posted in America, Australia, Britain, British Humour, Canada, Europe, Germany, News, Spain, USA with tags , , , , on 31/12/2015 by floroy1942

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An Italian Mama

Mrs. Ravioli visits her son Anthony for dinner. Anthony lives with a female roommate, Maria. During the course of the meal, his mother couldn’t help but notice how pretty Anthony’s roommate is. Over the course of the evening, while watching the two interact, she started to wonder if there was more between Anthony and his roommate than met the eye. Reading his Mama’s thoughts, Anthony volunteered: “I know what you must be thinking, but I assure you, Mama, Maria and I are just roommates.”
About a week later, Maria came to Anthony saying: “Ever since your mother came to dinner, I’ve been unable to find the silver sugar bowl. You don’t suppose she took it, do you?” Anthony replied: “Well, I doubt it, but I’ll email her, just to be sure.” So, he sat down and wrote an email: Dear Mama, I’m not saying that you “did” take the sugar bowl from my house; I’m not saying that you “did not” take it. But the fact remains that it has been missing, ever since you were here for dinner. Your Loving Son, Anthony.

Several days later, Anthony received a response email from his Mama which read: Dear Son, I’m not saying that you “do” sleep with Maria, and I’m not saying that you “do not” sleep with her. But the fact remains that if she was sleeping in her OWN bed, she would have found the sugar bowl by now. Your Loving Mama.

Moral: Never Bull Shit your Mama.

 

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On day a redhead, a brunette, and a blonde were on their way to heaven. God told them the stairs to heaven were 1,000 steps and on every step he was going to tell them a joke. If they laughed they would not be able to get to heaven. So the redhead made it to the 45th step and laughed. The brunette made it to the 200th step and laughed. But the blonde made it to the 999th step and laughed even before god told his joke. God asked “Why did you laugh I haven’t even told the joke yet” The blonde said “I know I just now got the first one!!!”

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I got so pissed off this morning, I was out for a walk when I came across 3 Muslim women in full robes. I thought to myself I should make an effort and try to talk to them to understand their culture and welcome them to mine. I tried talking to them for about ten minutes, without a single response, not a sound. I was about to hurl a mouthful of abuse at them for being so ignorant when I realized I was talking to 3 outdoor umbrellas!

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4 old mischievous Grandmas were sitting at a table in a nursing home. About then an old Grandpa walked in. One of the old Grandma’s yelled out saying, ‘We bet we can tell exactly how old you are.’ The old man said, ‘There ain’t no way you can guess it, you old fools.’ One of the old Grandmas said, ‘Sure we can! Just drop your pants & under shorts & we can tell your exact age.’ Embarrassed just a little,but anxious to prove they couldn’t do it, he dropped his drawers.
The Grandmas asked him to first turn around a couple of times & to jump up & down several times. Then they all piped up & said, ‘You’re 87 years old!’
Standing with his pants down around his ankles, the old gent asked, ‘How in the world did you guess?’
Slapping their knees & grinning from ear to ear, all 4 old ladies happily yelled in unison – ‘We were at your birthday party yesterday.’

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They Have Finally Arrived:

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THE NEW SUNGLASSES COLLECTION 2016

(What did you think I was on about!?)

Ten Things To Ponder:

1. He who laughs last, thinks slowest.
2. Everyone has a photographic memory. Some just don’t have film.
3. A day without sunshine is like …  night.
4. On the other hand……………….you have different fingers.
5. Change is inevitable, except from a vending machine.
6. I just got lost in thought. It was unfamiliar territory.
7. Seen it all, done it all, can’t remember most of it.
8. Those who live by the sword get shot by those who don’t.
9. I feel like I’m diagonally parked in a parallel universe.
10. You have the right to remain silent. Anything you say will be misquoted, then used against you.

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I was talking to a girl in the bar last night. She said, “If you lost a few pounds, had a shave and got your hair cut, you’d look all right.” I said, “If I did that, I’d be talking to your friends over there instead of you.”

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A blonde and a lawyer are seated next to each other on a flight from LA to NY. The lawyer asks if she would like to play a fun game? The blonde, tired, just wants to take a nap, politely declines and rolls over to the window to catch a few winks. The lawyer persists and explains that the game is easy and a lot of fun. He explains, “I ask you a question, and if you don’t know the answer, you pay me $5.00, and vice versa. ” Again, she declines and tries to get some sleep. The lawyer, now agitated, says, “Okay, if you don’t know the answer you pay me $5.00, and if I don’t know the answer, I will pay you $500.00.” This catches the blonde’s attention and, figuring there will be no end to this torment unless she plays, agrees to the game. The lawyer asks the first question. “What’s the distance from the earth to the moon?” The blonde doesn’t say a word, reaches into her purse, pulls out a $5.00 bill and hands it to the lawyer. “Okay” says the lawyer, “your turn.” She asks the lawyer, “What goes up a hill with three legs and comes down with four legs?” The lawyer, puzzled, takes out his laptop computer and searches all his references, no answer. He taps into the air phone with his modem and searches the net and the library of congress, no answer. Frustrated, he sends e-mails to all his friends and co-workers, to no avail. After an hour, he wakes the blonde, and hands her $500.00. The blonde says, “Thank you,” and turns back to get some more sleep. The lawyer, who is more than a little miffed, wakes the blonde and asks, “Well, what’s the answer?” Without a word, the blonde reaches into her purse, hands the lawyer $5.00, and goes back to sleep. And you thought blondes were dumb.

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To make it stand, you wet it!
To make it wet you suck it!
To make it stiff you lick it!
To get it in you push it!
Damn!!!! Threading a needle when you’re old is a bitch.

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‘Til next time.

Roy

Islam Barbaric? Judge For Yourself.

Posted in America, Britain, Children, England, European Union, Immigrants, Justice, Muslim, News, Sharia Law with tags , , , , on 31/12/2015 by floroy1942

c044b23d3c886704763648f95a7638e1I was appalled today to read the news about a young Indonesian woman who was publicly caned for affectionate contact with a male friend. In front of hundreds of baying and cheering watchers, 20 year-old Nur Elita, a university student, was made to kneel and suffer severe agony when she received five lashes with a cane before being rushed off to hospital for treatment of her wounds. It was clear that not one of the crowd had any sympathy for the poor girl.

Her friend, 23-year-old Wahyudi Saputra received the same treatment. It would seem that both of them broke Sharia Law for being ‘too close’ and therefore had to be punished. Five men also received lashes because they had been gambling, also forbidden under Sharia Law.

Banda Aceh Deputy Mayor Zainal Arifin said of the incident, “Take these punishments as a lesson. What has been done by these convicts should not be taken as an example. And to the public, I ask that you do not isolate those who have been convicted here today. And also, those who have been convicted are reminded not to repeat the same mistakes,”

Aceh is the only Indonesian province to follow the full Sharia Law. This has been felt by the populace in many ways, including schools being forced to teach boys and girls separately as Sharia requires. Another city in the province even went so far as to ban women from sitting astride a motorcycle when riding behind a male driver.

These acts certainly reinforce the notion that Islam is still living in the middle ages, and really it is no surprise that all Muslims are brainwashed from birth. As soon as they are old enough to hold and read a book they are made to study the Qur’an and told they must live by these standards. From the moment they begin attending school the brainwashing continues as they are taught to follow the teachings of Islam and the mighty Allah. There is no such thing as freedom of choice for these children, for they must follow the ways of Allah or be severely beaten until they do.

To me this is not a religion, for its followers have no freedom of choice to live as they please, but must abide by the teachings of the Qur’an. Sharia Law is without doubt the most vengeful and despicable form of law in the world.

I am well aware that our own system of Justice is deeply flawed, but at least it does not contain the sheer barbarity of Sharia sentences like the stoning to death of women or inflicting terrible pain on a person through means of the lash. This young woman received only five lashes, but it is not unknown for some to be condemned to one hundred lashes. Those that do usually die before the sentence is completed.

Muslims can make all the excuses they wish, but to me this is a medieval form of law that should be outlawed across the world. This kind of system does not belong in the present day where mankind has made so many advances, and yet these people want to bring it to western countries where they are steadily gaining more power as time passes.

Even now in Britain there are many areas that are totally controlled by Muslims who have introduced Sharia Law even though it is against British law. The police do nothing about this for fear of upsetting the Muslims. As the months and years pass these areas are slowly being expanded until eventually a British person will not dare to enter certain towns.

With the mass influx of refugees this year it will not be long before Germany and other European nations begin to see the same pattern emerging. Within a year or two certain areas of many cities will be ‘no go’ areas for the indigenous population, and even the police as in the U.K.

Should the Muslims ever gain full control of a European country and invoke Sharia Law, the local inhabitants will not know what hit them.

Roy.

Europe In 2016?

Posted in Britain, European Union, Immigration, Islamic Revolution, Muslim, News, Politics, Terrorism, UK, USA with tags , , , , on 29/12/2015 by floroy1942
The Swarm

The Swarm

During 2015 more than a million refugees have flooded into Europe from many countries, and due to the impossibility of dealing with such large numbers most will be allowed to stay, even though two-thirds of them are economic migrants. Already this influx has put great strain on the resources of many countries as they try to house and care for them. But what of next year?

We can expect the numbers to drop significantly during the winter, but when the weather gets better in the spring, what then? Experts have already assured us that next year we can expect more than two million to attempt to enter Europe due to the success of so many this year.

Just A Simple Question!

Just A Simple Question!

For most people living in Middle Eastern countries, and others like Bangladesh, Afghanistan and Africa, Europe is the ‘Promised Land’ of opportunity and they will do anything to get here, especially now that Angela Merkel has opened the doors wide, just like Tony Blair did for Britain.

It will be a massive struggle, and a severe drain on our resources to care for all those that have entered this year, but next year, if the experts are right, it may well lead to the total collapse of the European economy and severe hardship for the people.

Pegida in Germany - An Example

Pegida in Germany – An Example

If our people are to have a life in the future this has to stop, for governments cannot support these numbers because there will be intolerable strain on the social assistance resources and there is just not enough jobs or housing for these refugees. Already there have been many instances of demonstrations and acts of aggression by the people against those that have come this year, and if as the experts expect, we end up with another two million next year all hell will break loose.

It is indeed a sorry state of affairs that our politicians do not heed the voice of the people when they know we are against such a thing. I am sure Angela Merkel had no idea of the problems she would cause when she made her rash comment in welcoming all refugees to Germany. Had she sat back and thought about it for even a minute she may well not have said what she did. But unfortunately she did and now the entire continent is in an uproar. She has unwittingly condemned many countries in Europe to a period of extreme hardship as they try to cater for the refugees.

So Happy To Be Here And So Grateful For Our Generosity

So Happy To Be Here And So Grateful For Our Generosity

Personally, I think that unless it is made clear to all nations that we will not accept any more refugees in such numbers, either now or in the future, there will be blood on the streets as the European people react when their anger boils over. What we have experienced so far in the way of demonstrations and attacks will be but a drop in the ocean compared to what is coming.

On the other side of the coin, as their numbers increase the Muslims will intensify their activities to change the face of Europe to be more in line with their way of life. It has been proven that when Muslims reach a certain percentage of the population they will exert more and more pressure on the lives of those that took them in.

After A Short While In The Country No Longer Grateful But Showing Their True Colours

After A Short While In The Country No Longer Grateful But Showing Their True Colours

We see this daily in Britain with their demands for halal food, taking over schools, more mosques, areas of towns and cities with Sharia Law and a total disregard for the British way of life. This will happen in Germany too once they get themselves established, and that you can take to the bank.

With Muslims Next Door To Dress Like This Is Tempting Fate!

With Muslims Next Door To Dress Like This Is Tempting Fate!

In many areas of Britain where they have all but taken over, English women and girls are no longer safe on the streets after dark because rape is condoned by the Qur’an in the Islāmic religion. Some German school headmasters have already warned parents about allowing girls to wear short skirts or see-through blouses on the streets. To many Muslims this is an open invitation.

Muslims Taking Over Entire Towns

Muslims Taking Over Entire Towns

There can be little doubt that in time many things will change within Europe as this new wave of Muslims assert their place in our society. The creep of Islam into European culture is becoming stronger and faster as the years go by, and they are influencing more and more the lives of the European people. The sad thing is, our politicians just do not recognize the dangers associated with it.

If as predicted we see a further two million refugees swarming ashore in Greece and Italy next year, then it will certainly not be long before Islam begins to show its muscles within Europe and the lives of every native will be changed for ever.

“Which do you fancy darling, this black burqa or that black burqa?”

Roy.

British Muslims Defend Radicals?

Posted in America, Britain, England, European Union, Immigrants, Islamic State, Muslim, News, Terrorists, UK with tags , , , , on 27/12/2015 by floroy1942
Muslim Reaction To The 'Prevent' Programme

Muslim Reaction To The ‘Prevent’ Programme

Some time ago the British government tried to enlist the help of the Muslim population in tracking down radicals. It would seem the plan failed miserably.

The Challenge In Europe

The Challenge In Europe

It was called the ‘Prevent Programme’, and was intended to halt the radicalization of young Muslims, and to stop them being persuaded to fight in Syria or Iraq by radicals. All it entailed was for Muslim people to be watchful for any attempts to radicalize others, and to report them. It would seem the Muslim population has no intention of giving up these dangerous people.

Security Minister John Hayes said, “This year we introduced the Prevent duty, which requires key bodies across the country, including local government, prisons and schools, to have due regard to preventing people from being drawn into terrorism. Prevent is about protecting those who might be vulnerable to the poisonous and pernicious influence of radicalization. The programme is already working with hundreds of mosques, faith groups and community organisations”.

Unfortunately the Muslim population of Britain doesn’t see it that way. It would appear that Muslim parents are not prepared to assist the government in any way in preventing their sons and daughters from becoming Islamic State terrorists.

Radical Islam At Work

Radical Islam At Work

“Despite claims to the contrary, ‘Prevent’ almost exclusively targets young Muslims for the views they hold on religion or issues such as government foreign policy. Schools and teachers are cast in the role of spies on our young people. This is leading to increasing division and to a breakdown of trust in schools and colleges,” Muslim leaders said. Earlier in December 2015, the Waltham Forest Council of Mosques openly announced a total boycott of Prevent.

During the year up to June a total of 3,288 referrals were made to the Prevent Project, but a mere 280, or 8.6%, were actually from Muslims. The majority of the information came from public bodies outside policing, such as social services, NHS or education sectors. The rest came from the police and the prison system.

From the above figures it is very clear that Muslims are not prepared to give up the radicals that hide among them, for if they were, the number would be much higher than the 280 recorded. This makes the outlook very bleak, for as we all know, there are literally hundreds of Islamic State fighters coming to European shores claiming to be refugees, and once they get organized I believe all hell will break loose.

From the failure of the Prevent Programme in the UK it would seem that ordinary Muslims will not be willing to turn them over to the authorities, even if they move in next door. As you would expect, this will make it very much harder for the various country’s authorities to track down these I.S. militants should they move into their area.

Refugees?Looking at the news pictures and TV News coverage of the refugees arriving in Europe, it is easy to see that the greater majority of them are young men without families. Now I am not saying that all these young men are I.S. militants, but it is a fair bet that very many of them are. Why else would they flee their country in time of war without their families?

I leave you to decide what you do or do not believe!

Roy.

The Invasion Of Britain (Comical Video)

Posted in America, Australia, Britain, British Humour, England, Equality, Government, Immigrants, News, UK with tags , , , , on 26/12/2015 by floroy1942

Britain has not been successfully invaded since William the Conqueror landed on our shores in 1066, but here and now in the 21st century all that has changed. To find out how, just watch the following clip. I guarantee you will laugh your socks off.

I hope you enjoyed it as much as I did – Have a wonderful New Year.

Roy.

Have A Laugh This Christmas

Posted in America, Britain, British Humour, Canada, England, Europe, News, UK, USA with tags , , , , on 24/12/2015 by floroy1942

It’s Christmas, so I would like to take this opportunity to wish everyone a very happy holiday and a wonderful New Year.

 

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A couple made a deal that whoever died first would come back and inform the other of the afterlife. Their biggest fear was that there was no afterlife. After a long life, the husband was the first to go, and true to his word he made contact, ‘Mary. Mary.’ ‘Is that you, Fred?’ ‘Yes, I’ve come back like we agreed.’
‘What’s it like?’ ‘Well, I get up in the morning, I have sex, I have breakfast, off to the golf course, I have sex, I bathe in the sun, and then I have sex twice. I have lunch, another romp around the golf course, then sex pretty much all afternoon. After supper, golf course again. Then have sex until late at night. The next day it starts again.’ ‘Oh, Fred you surely must be in heaven.’ ‘Not exactly, I’m a rabbit in Suffolk .’

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A couple was invited to a swanky family’s masked fancy dress Halloween party. The wife got a terrible headache and told her husband to go to the party alone. He, being a devoted husband, protested, but she argued and said she was going to take some aspirin and go to bed, and there was no need for his good time to be spoiled by not going. So he took his costume and away he went.

The wife, after sleeping soundly for about an hour, awakened without pain, and, as it was still early, decided to go to the party. In as much as her husband did not know what her costume was, she thought she would have some fun by watching her husband to see how he acted when she was not with him.

So she joined the party and soon spotted her husband cavorting around on the dance floor, dancing with every nice chick he could and copping a little feel here and a little kiss there. His wife went up to him and being a rather seductive babe herself, he left his partner high and dry and devoted his time to the new stuff that had just arrived. She let him go as far as he wished, naturally, since he was her husband. After some more to drink he finally whispered a little proposition in her ear and she agreed, so off they went to one of the cars and had a quickie in the back seat.

Just before unmasking at midnight, she slipped away and went home and put the costume away and got into bed, wondering what kind of explanation he would make up for his  outrageous behaviour. She was sitting up reading when he came in, so she asked what kind of time he had. He said, “Oh, the same old thing. You know I never have a good time when you’re not there.” Then she asked, “Did you dance much?” He replied, “I’ll tell you, I never even danced one dance. When I got there, I met Pete, Bill Brown and some other guys, so we went into the spare room and played poker all evening.”

Then she said with unashamed sarcasm, “you must have looked really silly wearing that costume playing poker all night!” And the husband returned “actually I gave my costume to your Dad, apparently he had a whale of a time”

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Tampax have announced today that they will be replacing the cord on their tampons with a piece of tinsel. This will be for the Christmas period only.

David Cameron has announced that he intends to make it more difficult to claim benefits. From next week all the forms will be printed in English.

Husband says to wife ‘My Olympic condoms have arrived – I think I’ll wear gold tonight’. Wife says ‘why don’t you wear silver and come second for a change’.

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 25 REASONS I OWE MY MOTHER FOR MY EDUCATION   
1. My mother taught me TO APPRECIATE A JOB WELL DONE  – ‘If you’re going to kill each other, do it outside. I’ve just finished cleaning.’
2. My mother taught me RELIGION – ‘You’d better pray that will come out of the carpet.’
3. My mother taught me about TIME TRAVEL  – ‘If you don’t straighten up, I’ll knock you into the middle of next week!’
4. My mother taught me LOGIC – ‘ Because I said so, that’s why.’
5. My mother taught me MORE LOGIC – ‘If you fall off that swing and break your neck, you’re not coming shopping with me.’
6. My mother taught me FORESIGHT – ‘Make sure you wear clean underwear, in case you’re in an accident.’
7.  My mother taught me IRONY  – ‘Keep crying, and I’ll give you something to cry about.’
8. My mother taught me about the science of OSMOSIS – ‘Shut your mouth and eat your supper.’
9. My mother taught me about CONTORTIONISM – ‘Just look at that dirt on the back of your neck!’
10. My mother taught me about STAMINA – ‘You’ll sit there until all that spinach is gone.’
11. My mother taught me about WEATHER – ‘Your room looks as if a tornado went through it.’
12. My mother taught me about HYPOCRISY – ‘If I’ve told you once, I’ve told you a million times. Don’t exaggerate!’
13. My mother taught me the CIRCLE OF LIFE – ‘I brought you into this world, and I can take you out of it.’
14. My mother taught me about BEHAVIOR MODIFICATION – ‘Stop acting like your father!’
15. My mother taught me about ENVY – ‘There are millions of less fortunate children in this world who don’t have wonderful parents like you do.’
16. My mother taught me about ANTICIPATION – ‘Just wait until you get home.’
17. My mother taught me about RECEIVING  – ‘You are going to get it when you get home!’
18. My mother taught me MEDICAL SCIENCE – ‘If you don’t stop crossing your eyes, they are going to stay that way.’
19. My mother taught me ESP – ‘Put your sweater on; don’t you think I know when you are cold?’
20. My mother taught me HUMOR – ‘When that lawn mower cuts off your toes, don’t come running to me.’
21. My mother taught me HOW TO BECOME AN ADULT  – ‘If you don’t eat your vegetables, you’ll never grow up.’
22. My mother taught me GENETICS – ‘You’re just like your father.’
23. My mother taught me about my ROOTS – ‘Shut that door behind you. Do you think you were born in a barn?’
24. My mother taught me WISDOM. – ‘When you get to be my age, you’ll understand.’
25. My mother taught me about JUSTICE – ‘One day you’ll have kids, and I hope they turn out just like you.’

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A married couple were asleep when the phone rang at 2 in the morning. The wife (undoubtedly blonde), picked up the phone, listened a moment and said ‘How should I know, that’s 200 miles from here!’ and hung up. The husband said, ‘Who was that?’ The wife said, ‘I don’t know, Some woman wanting to know if the coast is clear.’

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A female news anchor who, the day after it was supposed to have snowed and didn’t, turned to the weatherman and asked, ‘So Bob, where’s that eight inches you promised me last night?’ Not only did HE have to leave the set, but half the crew did too, because they were laughing so hard!

Steve Ryder covering the US Masters: ‘Ballesteros felt much better today after a 69 yesterday.’

Clair Frisby talking about a jumbo hot dog on Look North said: ‘There’s nothing like a big hot sausage inside you on a cold night like this. ‘

Mike Hallett discussing missed snooker shots on Sky Sports: ‘Stephen Hendry jumps on Steve Davis’s misses every chance he gets.’

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A blonde suspects her boyfriend of cheating on her, so she goes out and buys a gun. She goes to his apartment unexpectedly and when she opens the door she finds him in the arms of a redhead. Well, the blonde is really angry. She opens her purse to take out the gun, and as she does so, she is overcome with grief. She takes the gun and puts it to her head. The boyfriend yells, ‘No, honey, don’t do it!!!’ The blonde replies, ‘Shut up, you’re next!’

‘Til Next Time.

Roy.

Anti-Refugee Protest? – The Tip Of The Iceberg

Posted in America, Britain, Demonstration, England, European Union, Germany, Immigrants, Insurgents, Muslim, News with tags , , , , on 20/12/2015 by floroy1942

With the massive influx of refugees from Syria and the huge number of economic refugees taking advantage of the situation, it was inevitable that somewhere in Europe trouble would begin because the people were not consulted about the acceptance of so many refugees. This has proven to be true as outbreaks of violence against refugees takes hold in some countries.

Germany has already seen demonstrations and attacks against the plans where proposed refugee centres have been vandalized, and in one case burnt to the ground.

Now the trouble has spread to Holland. In the town of Geldermalsen near Utrecht a violent riot took place on Wednesday night against plans to build  facilities to house 1500 asylum seekers. This follows an attack on  a Syrian refugee centre in October.

The demonstration of around 2,000 people turned violent as missiles were thrown at the police, and the demonstrators surrounded the meeting hall where the town councillors were discussing the plans. As the demonstrators finally broke into the building the councillors had to be evacuated. Eventually the police had to fire warning shots into the air.

Migrant Arrivals - Where Do We Put Them All?

Migrant Arrivals – Where Do We Put Them All?

From these and many other demonstrations, it becomes clear that the public do not agree with the ‘carte blanche’ acceptance of so many refugees by the governments of Europe, and in particular Germany.

In my view this will only escalate as time goes by, for there are already too many refugees in Europe who are living off the back of the taxpayer and it has to end. Already the experts are saying that after the huge influx of more than a million this year, we can expect a further two million next year as people from many countries take advantage of Angela Merkel’s ill-advised announcement that Germany would accept all refugees.

If it were purely refugees from war-torn countries like Syria or Iraq the numbers would be acceptable, but the bad thing is, around two-thirds of these refugees (official figures) are purely economic refugees from many countries that are not at war.

Any Way They Can!

Any Way They Can!

That is something we know all about in Britain, for when the traitor Tony Blair opened the gates of the country to anyone who wanted to come here he caused a major disaster for the whole country. Angela Merkel has now done much the same thing for not only Germany, but the whole of Europe as countries struggle to house and feed those pouring in.

After the demonstrations in Germany and now Holland it is clear that people are not siding with their governments on this issue, and that will eventually lead to more trouble.

It is indeed unfortunate that numbers are so overwhelming that it is impossible for the authorities to weed out all the economic refugees and send them back where they came from.

The Truth Of It!

The Truth Of It!

Those who have come alone will, once settled here, have their entire family join them which will increase the refugee total significantly. This will eventually mean that Muslims in Europe will increase their numbers by much more than a million.

I do strongly feel that we are sowing the seeds of destruction for the Europe we once knew, for the Muslims get more and more powerful as their numbers increase and they will naturally demand more and more from us until there is little left of the Europe we once knew.

I for one am very very glad I am not a twenty something year old who will be forced to watch the final demise of the European continent.

Pathetic!

Posted in America, Britain, England, Europe, Immigrants, Muslim, News, Police, Terrorism, UK with tags , , , , on 18/12/2015 by floroy1942
Dec. 17 - Migrants force their way into a truck.

Dec. 17 – Migrants Force Their Way Into A Truck.

Once again the French have shown how pathetic their attempts are to control the situation in Calais where migrants are concerned. Yesterday between 800 and a 1,000 migrants tried again to storm the Channel Tunnel trying to get to Britain and it was eventually necessary for the police to use teargas to drive them back.

This farce has been going on for years and yet the French government seems totally incapable of putting an end to it. Violence breaks out almost every day at Calais as migrants try to get across the English Channel to Britain. As you would expect, they choose Britain above all other European countries because of the generous benefits they receive.

The numbers in Calais have increased steadily over the past year, until there is now an estimated 6,000 of them living in a place near the docks called ‘The Jungle’. Each day they search for a way to sneak aboard trucks passing through the terminal or get into the tunnel that joins Calais with Dover in Britain.

As I have reported in earlier posts, the French seem to think it is a British problem even though it takes place in their country. Currently Britain is providing much more security at the port than the French government, which is ridiculous.

Now that security measures have been beefed up at Calais some migrants have moved on to Zeebrugge in Belgium in an effort to get across the Channel.

These people will never give up, so it is really up to the authorities to solve this problem once and for all. The one sure way is for the French authorities to round up every migrant in Calais and ship them back where they came from. Do this a few times and the flow to the channel coast will stop.

I just wish the French politicians could see this quick, simple solution that is staring them in the face.

Roy.

Laugh, And The World Laughs With You

Posted in America, Australia, Britain, British Humour, Canada, England, European Union, News, UK, USA with tags , , , , on 17/12/2015 by floroy1942

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This blonde was walking down a road carrying a bag, when a guy came along. The guy asks, “What are you carrying?” “Melons,” the blonde replies. “Cool,” the guy says. “If I can guess how many there are, can I have one of them?” The blonde giggles and says, “If you can guess how many there are, you can have BOTH of them”

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Commentators Fau Pars:-

1. Ted Walsh – Horse Racing Commentator ‘This is really a lovely horse. I once rode her mother.’

2. New Zealand Rugby Commentator – ‘Andrew Mehrtens loves it when Daryl Gibson comes inside of him.’

3. Pat Glenn, Weightlifting Commentator – ‘And this is Gregoriava from Bulgaria .. I saw her snatch this morning and it was amazing!’

4. Harry Carpenter at the Oxford-Cambridge boat race 1977 – ‘Ah, isn’t that nice. The wife of the Cambridge President is kissing the Cox of the Oxford crew.’

5. US PGA Commentator – ‘One of the reasons Arnie (Arnold Palmer) is playing so well is that, before each tee shot, his wife takes out his balls and kisses them …….. Oh my god !! What have I just said??’

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Once upon a time a pilot asked a beautiful princess, “Will you marry me?” The princess said, “No!!!!” – And the pilot lived happily ever after and flew jets all over the world and drove hot cars and chased skinny long-legged big-breasted flight attendants and hunted and fished and went to topless bars and dated women half his age and drank Weihenstephaner German beer and Captain Morgan and never heard bitching and never paid child support or alimony and kept his house and guns and ate cold leftover meals, potato chips and beans and blew enormous farts and never got cheated on while he was at work and all his friends and family thought he was frickin’ cool as hell and he had tons of money in the bank and left the toilet seat up. The End

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A blonde, wanting to earn some money, decided to hire herself out as a handyman-type and started canvassing a wealthy neighbourhood. She went to the front door of the first house and asked the owner if he had any jobs for her to do. “Well, you can paint my porch. How much will you charge?” The blonde said “How about 50 dollars?” The man agreed and told her that the paint and other materials that she might need were in the garage. The man’s wife, inside the house, heard the conversation and said to her husband, “Does she realize that the porch goes all the way around the house?” The man replied, “She should, she was standing on it.” A short time later, the blonde came to the door to collect her money. “You’re finished already?” he asked. “Yes,” the blonde answered, “and I had paint left over, so I gave it two coats.” Impressed, the man reached in his pocket for the $50. “And by the way,” the blonde added, “it’s not a Porch, it’s a Ferrari.”

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New Gloves
A young man called Bruce from London wanted to buy a Christmas present for his new girlfriend Prudence. They hadn’t been seeing each other for very long and she lived in Scotland. Bruce consulted with his sister and decided, after careful consideration, that a pair of good quality gloves would strike the right note… not too romantic and not too personal. Off he went with his sister to Harrods and they selected a dainty pair of fur lined quality leather gloves. His sister bought a pair of sexy knickers for herself at the same time. Harrods had a free gift wrap offer but the assistant mixed up the two items, the sister got the gloves and Bruce unknowingly got the knickers.
Good old Bruce sent off his gift wrapped present in a parcel with the following letter.
Dear Prudence,
I chose these because I’ve noticed that you are not wearing any when we go out in the evenings. If it had not been for my sister I would have chosen the long ones with buttons, but she wears shorter ones (which are easier to remove). These are a very delicate shade, but the lady I bought them from showed me the pair she had been wearing for the past three weeks and I hardly noticed any marks. I had her try yours on for me and she looked really smart in them even though they were a little bit tight on her. She also said that they rub against her ring which helps keep it clean. In fact she hasn’t needed to wash it since she began wearing them. I wish I was there to put them on for you the first time, as no doubt many other hands will touch them before I have a chance to see you again. When you take them off remember to blow into them a little bit because they will be naturally a little damp from wearing. Just imagine how many times my lips will kiss them during the coming year. I hope you will wear them for me on our next date.
All my love,
Bruce
P.S. My mum tells me that the latest style is to wear them folded down with a little bit of fur showing….

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A blonde was on vacation in the depths of Louisiana. She wanted a pair of genuine alligator shoes, but didn’t want to pay the high prices. After unsuccessfully haggling with of one of the shopkeepers, the blonde said, “Maybe I’ll just go out and catch my own alligator, so I can get a pair of shoes at a reasonable price.” Later in the day, the shopkeeper spotted the young woman standing waist deep in the water, shotgun in hand. She took aim at an alligator, killed it and hauled it onto the swamp bank. Lying nearby were several more of the dead creatures. The shopkeeper watched in amazement as the blonde flipped the alligator on its back and shouted in frustration, “Damn, this one isn’t wearing any shoes either.”

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40 Gypsies arrive at the Pearly Gates in their Transit vans and caravans.  St Peter goes into the gatehouse and phones up God, saying. I ‘ve got 40 travellers here. Can I let them in?’ God says ‘We are over quota on Pikeys. Go out and tell them to choose between them which are the 12 most worthy, and I will let just  the dozen in.’ Less than a minute later St Peter is on the phone to God again.’They’ve gone’, he tells God. ‘What?’ says God, ‘All 40 of them?’ ‘No, the gates’ replied St Peter.

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A blonde goes to a soda machine. She puts in a dollar and gets a soda. She does this again and again. A man in line behind her asks why she is taking so long. She says, “Can’t you see I’m winning?”

‘Til next Time.

Roy.

 

Pathetic Protesters

Posted in America, Britain, England, European Union, Human Rights, Insurgents, Islamic Revolution, Islamic State, News, Terrorism with tags , , , , on 14/12/2015 by floroy1942
Naiivity At Its Most Obvious

Naivety At Its Most Obvious

It was interesting to read today about a large group of young people in London protesting about Britain’s involvement in airstrikes against ISIS. It makes me wonder at the naïvety of some, who I am sure consider themselves to be intelligent. What do they think the world will be like if these terrorists are given a free rein to achieve their goals?

ISIS are the most vicious and brutal killers on the planet, yet these people want to do nothing to stop them. Are they content to allow them to set up their own state in the Middle East? What do they think will happen once ISIS have achieved this goal? Do these people really think they will stop there?

Corbyn - The Biggest Idiot In World Politics

Corbyn – The Biggest Idiot In World Politics

To me they are as stupid as Jeremy Corbyn the current Labour Leader who seems to think that we can negotiate a peace settlement with these people. If it were up to me this idiot would be sent out to Syria to negotiate with ISIS and we would see how long he keeps his head on his shoulders.

This group has already infiltrated and carried out terrorist attacks in surrounding countries like Libya, Egypt, Saudi Arabia and very many others with the obvious intention of reaching their goal of making the entire world Islamic. Once they have a country of their own do these idiots really think that Europe will be safe?

Already they have infiltrated many European countries with their followers disguised as refugees, and it is clear that their purpose is to begin attacks here, Paris being the first, but you can be sure that many more will follow.

ISIS Atrocity

ISIS Atrocity

It makes me wonder how soon these protesters will be baying for blood if members of their families are the victims of a future attack on our shores.

It must be clear to anyone with intelligence that this group must be stopped from achieving its goal otherwise they will plunge the whole world into war. Their barbarity knows no bounds as we have seen by the public beheading of their prisoners on TV.

Due to the lack of action by the United Nations it has fallen to NATO and like-minded Middle East countries to take on these people and put them out of business, and that includes the United Kingdom. If we do not take part in the air strikes against ISIS do these protesters think ISIS will leave us alone and not commit attacks here? How naive can you get? Do they for one minute think that if these terrorists manage by some miracle to conquer the rest of Europe they will stop at Calais and leave us alone?

War is a terrible thing and many innocent people get caught in the crossfire, but to do nothing and hope the problem goes away is impossible.

Iraq And Syria Attacks

Iraq And Syria Attacks

Just suppose that when Hitler came to power and started WW2, should all the European nations have held up their hands and surrendered to him without a shot being fired? We all know about the sheer brutality of his regime, but who would want to live permanently under the heel of the Nazi jackboot? We fought and we won, just as we will win this war with ISIS.

The one thing we do need is ‘boots on the ground’ to use an American expression. The problem there is the complication posed by Assad and the problems in Syria. If an agreement can be reached there all the fighting nations need to put in a joint force to finally crush these parasites.

To The Protesters - If This Was Your Mother/Wife?

To The Protesters – If This Was Your Mother/Wife Would You Still Be A Pacifist?

But of course that will be absolute taboo so far as these protesters are concerned. They will never rally around the flag unless their parents or children are the victims of a savage terrorist attack. Perhaps the sight of their mother, father or baby daughter getting their throats cut on TV would be enough to change their pacifist views?

If Islamic State are to be stopped all people and all countries need to work together to stamp out this menace to humanity.

Roy.

COP 21 – Finally Agreement, But What Now?

Posted in America, Britain, Conservation, Environment, European Union, Health, Modern World, News, Nuclear, Toxic Waste with tags , , , , on 13/12/2015 by floroy1942
COP 21 - Our Last Chance?

COP 21 – Our Last Chance?

It is good to see that almost two hundred countries have finally reached agreement on a programme to limit climate change, but will it be as empty a promise as all the others? I hope not, because the future of mankind on this planet is at stake. For twenty years nations of the world have come together in an effort to agree measures to halt climate change, but sadly all have failed until now.

Although nations agreed to take action in past conferences, none of the resolutions reached have been successfully acted upon. This makes me think that many nations will once again renege on the agreements reached this time. Why, because the necessary changes will be very expensive.

It Doesn't Grow On Trees

It Doesn’t Grow On Trees

Even most rich countries will be hard-pressed to make the necessary changes, but the majority of poorer countries simply cannot. So it remains to be seen if the rich countries can assist these poorer nations in achieving the goals set out by the conference, even though a binding agreement has been reached for them to provide $65B each to assist them. Personally, I doubt it.

Life today is all about money, and most countries will be loath to give away their riches to some poor country that cannot even feed its people, let alone make the huge changes required to stop global warming. Even if the money is given, without proper control there is no guarantee that it will all be spent for the purpose to which it was intended. As usual, the big problem is corruption, and much of it will disappear into the offshore bank accounts of corrupt politicians.

Self Explanatory

Self Explanatory

The human race has, for the greater part, become self-centred and greedy over the past fifty years, and all most people think about today is their own well-being and riches. They don’t give a damn about tomorrow and the kind of existence they are passing on to future generations. So long as they have a comfortable life and ridiculous amounts of money in their bank account that is all that counts. Even if they have a billion dollars they still want more, and to hell with the starving millions and climate change.

To me this shows a complete inadequacy in human intelligence, and unfortunately, unless there are drastic changes in our thinking mankind is doomed on this planet. It is absolutely essential that all countries and all people begin to cooperate and share the cost of changing the way we live to improve the environment.

Pollution Rise

Pollution Rise

Over the last century with the rise in technology and manufacturing, we are steadily destroying our world to the extent where if it continues, all life will end on the planet within a few generations. We are decimating the wildlife, poisoning the ground and seas that give us life, and are rapidly approaching a point in man’s history where it will be too late to go back. This is why the agreements reached at this conference are so vital to the continued existence of mankind on the Earth. Sadly few people can see how desperate the situation is, and are loath to change their comfortable lifestyle.

Main CO2 Sources

Main CO2 Sources

The two biggest polluters are fossil fuel burning power stations and the vehicles on our roads, which now number over a billion world-wide. The conference has agreed that a significant reduction in the use of fossil fuels is desperately required to slow down the contamination of our atmosphere by CO2. To limit the biggest impact will mean reducing the number of fossil fuel burning power stations and a reduction in the number of vehicles on our roads.

Today in China cities are on red alert for atmospheric contamination caused by the many coal-burning factories they have, and to save the situation many have been temporarily shut down.

China - If We Do Not Change This Could Be All Of Us!

China – If We Do Not Change This Could Be All Of Us!

This is a real indication that we need to stop using coal and other fossil fuels as a source of power and find a cleaner alternative. There are many alternatives people will say, like nuclear and wind energy, but to change to these sources will be astronomically expensive for any nation.

Wind power in particular is not as efficient as many think, for the generators are extremely costly and prone to breakdown, also relying on the weather which may or may not be suitable. Light winds are not enough and conversely, strong winds require them to be shut down to avoid major damage.

Alternatives

Alternatives

Nuclear power is the best option, but then you have the problem of disposing of the nuclear waste. Our best hope is that scientists can come up with a completely new method of power generation that is safe. I am not holding my breath on that one!

With the resources we have it is clear that a massive amount of time and money needs to be spent to rid ourselves of the plague that is fossil fuel. It must be done as quickly as possible, for the longer we wait the harder it will be. I just hope that all the rhetoric passed back and forth at the conference will result in us finally saving the future of our planet and species.

Roy.

Plus Size Models – Do Me A Favour!!!!!

Posted in America, Britain, Child Abuse, England, Europe, Health, News, Teens, UK, USA with tags , , , , on 11/12/2015 by floroy1942
You Must Be Kidding

You Must Be Kidding

This new trend of plus size models is to me going way beyond what is acceptable. I have seen some of the photos of these creatures, and also read the report from a group of scientists who say that such a thing will encourage people to be obese. This I can quite believe.

Those who are promoting this craze are of the opinion that it will make fat people more acceptable, but I for one just don’t see it that way. I much prefer to see a woman with a perfect slim body, and I don’t mean skinny, walking down the catwalk than a fat one wobbling down it.

A Joke Surely!

A Joke Surely!

How could anyone in their right minds think that having fat women modelling their clothes will promote sales. I just don’t see it, do you?

Obesity in the western hemisphere has become a plague that has hit all countries, and it is abhorrent to say the least. When I was young 99% of girls and women were slim and they looked good, but since the seventies fat has taken over because people just don’t care what they look like. Sad to say it has become the norm, even with young children.

Modern Times - Sad Times

Modern Times – Sad Times

It distresses me to see young children of even 6 and 7 with large fat bellies and fat legs waddling along with their fat parents. Why oh why don’t the parents have more respect for their children who will suffer untold misery and pain when they grow up because their parents did not teach them properly.

People have complained about smokers over the last decade and they always highlighted how they are filling the hospitals unnecessarily and put a great strain on the NHS financial resources. What people today do not realize is that when an obese person gets to middle age or older, they will be the ones going to hospital several times a week for treatment.

The Future For Obese People

The Future For Obese People

What these obese people do not realize is they are going to suffer from high blood pressure, diabetes, heart disease, high cholesterol levels and cancer, and will by far outnumber those admitted for smoking related illnesses. In effect it means that hospitals will be much more overloaded than today.

For every fat child I see I blame the parents who have not brought up their children properly. They feed them rubbish food because they do not have time, or can’t be bothered to prepare a proper meal, and I know in Britain it’s often chips (French fries) with everything. Cheap processed food from the supermarket with little or no nutritional value at all, and then there is of course the regular trip down to McDonald’s or Burger King for a hamburger and chips. No-one today seems to know what good healthy food is any longer, so it’s no wonder we have obese people walking our streets everywhere.

Your Child?

Your Child?

Even when the kids are not eating they are slumped in a chair in the bedroom on the computer so they get little exercise. The parents just dump themselves in front of the T.V. when they are not at work, so again, little or no exercise. Even if they just pop down the road to the supermarket, which may be 500 yards away, they will go in  the car instead of walking. For the past thirty or so years we have changed our lifestyle to become a shadow of what we once were.

This Is What We Should See - An Inspiration

This Is What We Should See – An Inspiration

However, to have fashion houses now employing fat or obese models must surely be the icing on the cake for our times. I have to agree with the scientists who say that to have fat women on the catwalk will make many people think that to be obese is perfectly acceptable in today’s world and they should not worry about it. This I feel would be more than true among the youth and children of today.

Many young girls these days look at fashion shows and want to be slim like the models, and I have to say there is nothing wrong with that provided they are taught properly how to do it. It is time the youth of today learnt that to be obese is sickening in the extreme, and we got back to women having the beauty and shape of what they were intended to be. A slim woman will always be more successful in life than an obese one. I hope this post will be an inspiration to at least some people to do something about their excessive weight.

Roy.

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