Archive for October, 2015

Time For A Bit Of Fun!

Posted in America, Britain, British Humour, Canada, England, Europe, Insanity, News, Teens, UK with tags , , , , on 31/10/2015 by floroy1942

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Woman goes to the Doctors and says “I’m getting too much discharge”. Doctor says “Slip your knickers off and pop on to the bed”. He puts on his latex gloves and applies 3 fingers into her vagina. “How does that feel?” he asks. “Lovely” she replies “But the discharge is in my ear!”

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A Split Second To OUCH!

A man spoke frantically into the phone: ‘My wife is pregnant and her contractions are only two minutes apart’. ‘Is this her first child?’ the doctor asked. ‘No!’ the man shouted, ‘This is her husband!’

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Wacky Newspaper Headlines

Scottish WeddingAt the Scottish wedding reception the D.J. yelled… “Would all married men please stand next to the one person who has made your life worth living.” — The bartender was almost crushed to death.

SEX – Condoms don’t guarantee safe sex anymore …..A friend of mine was wearing one when he was shot by the woman’s husband.

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Official Labour Party Leader – Tom Watson is deputy leader and Jeremy Corbyn is leader. So its official – the Labour party is now run by Tom & Jerry.

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Volkswagan Triumph Again!

The guys were all at a deer camp. No one wanted to room with Jim, because he snored so badly. They decided it wasn’t fair to make one of them stay with him the whole time, so they voted to take turns. The first guy slept with Jim and comes to breakfast the next morning with his hair a mess and his eyes all bloodshot.
They said, “Man, what happened to you?” He said, “Jim snored so loudly, I just sat up and watched him all night.” The next night it was a different guy’s turn. In the morning, same thing, hair all standing up, eyes all bloodshot. They said, “Man, what happened to you? You look awful!” He said, ‘Man, that Jim shakes the roof with his snoring. I watched him all night.” The third night was Fred’s turn. Fred was a tanned, older cowboy, a man’s man. The next morning he came to breakfast bright-eyed and bushy- tailed. “Good morning!” he said. They couldn’t believe it. They said, “Man, what happened?” He said, “Well, we got ready for bed. I went and tucked Jim into bed, patted him on the butt, and kissed him good night. Jim sat up and watched me all night.”

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In the light of recent police announcements that they no longer consider it necessary to attend the scene of domestic burglaries I have taken down the St. George’s flag from beside the house and peeled the burglar alarm sticker off the front door. We’ve disconnected our home alarm system and quit our Neighbourhood Watch.
I’ve bought two Pakistani flags on eBay and raised them in the front garden, one at each corner, plus a black flag of ISIS in the centre. Now the local police, CID, MI5, SAS and other UK Counter Terrorism agencies are all watching the house 24/7. We’ve never felt safer and we’re saving £24.95 a month.

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Modern Times

I decided to change calling the bathroom the John and renamed it the Jim. I feel so much better saying I went to the Jim this morning.

Dear paranoid people who check behind shower curtains for murderers. If you find one, what ‘s your plan?

Everyone has a right to be stupid. Politicians just abuse the privilege.

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A Modern View To The End Of Life

Say, what’s your name?’ the bartender asked the first duck. ‘Huey,’ was the reply. ‘How’s your day been, Huey?’ ‘Great. Lovely day. Had a ball. Been in and out of puddles all day. What else could a duck want?’ said Huey.
‘Oh. That’s nice,’ said the bartender. He turned to the second duck, ‘Hi, and what’s your name?’ ‘Dewey,’ came the answer from duck number two. ‘So how’s your day been, Dewey! ?’ he asked.
‘Great. Lovely day. I’ve had a ball too. Been in and out of puddles all day myself. What else could a duck want?’
The bartender turned to the third duck and said, ‘So, you must be Louie?’ ‘No,’ she said, batting her eyelashes. ‘My name is Puddles..’

‘Til Next Time.

Roy.

I.S.? We Haven’t Seen Anything Yet!

Posted in Al Quada, Britain, England, European Union, Immigration, Islamic State, News, Spain, Terrorism, UK with tags , , , , on 30/10/2015 by floroy1942

We are currently in the calm before the storm in Europe, and it seems our politicians are deaf, dumb and blind to the risks they are putting us all to. But rest assured, at some time in the near future all hell will break loose in Europe once Islamic State (I.S.) have gotten themselves organized here.

'Syrian' Migrants All Young And Unaccompanied

‘Syrian’ Migrants All Young And Unaccompanied

It is universal knowledge that thousands of I.S. terrorists have entered Europe under the guise of being refugees from Syria, and we only have to wait a little while before the muck really hits the fan. No-one with any intelligence will believe that these people are coming here for a better life.

Even the boss of Britain’s MI5 Andrew Parker has said openly that Britain is currently in more danger from the terrorist threat than at any time in the past 32 years. In the last year alone more than six terror plots have been dismantled before they could get off the ground, and in his opinion, ‘we ain’t seen nothing yet’!

Andrew Parker

Andrew Parker

He and his people tell us that I.S. are planning mass casualty attacks in the U.K. and not only from those who have sneaked into the country but also from young impressionable Muslim youth who were born here. He said, “It (IS) uses the full range of modern communications tools to spread its message of hate, and to inspire extremists, sometimes as young as their teens, to conduct attacks in whatever way they can.”

Around 750 young British Muslims have travelled to Syria to fight and be trained by the terrorist organization, and many are being sent back home to create havoc among the British people. Andrew Parker said further that the threat from I.S. shows no sign of abating with the words,  “All of this means that the threat we are facing today is on a scale and at a tempo that I have not seen before in my career,”

Computers And The Internet

Computers And The Internet

He calls for more monitoring methods of internet sites as a way to combat the aims of I.S. and said. “Today the conversations of our adversaries are happening on a bewildering array of devices and digital platforms, often provided by companies based overseas. Information gathered from the technology terrorists use, often in the same way as the rest of us, may sometimes be the only way to stop them. And so we need the tools to access terrorists’ communications online just as much as we intercepted written communications and telephone calls in years gone by.”

That is a danger of being in the modern world, for communication is very easy using computers and the internet, and certainly requires the right kind of surveillance if these people are to be stopped. No matter how successful the authorities are, they will certainly not be able to stop all attacks on the British population, and indeed the rest of Europe.

The Brussels E.U. Commision - Useless In A Real Crisis

The Brussels E.U. Commission – Useless In A Real Crisis

Meanwhile, the E.U in Brussels is flapping about like a fish out of water and taking no concrete steps to stop the massive flow of migrants that are pouring into Europe every day. Still the migrants come and still they are accepted, but you can be sure that at some time in the near future those in power in Brussels will regret their naivety and lack of unified action against these people.

While I have great sympathy for those genuine refugees who are fleeing the war in Syria and Iraq and believe they should be given a temporary home until the trouble in their homeland is over, I do not accept that we should also accept the two-thirds of all refugees who are here purely for economic reasons, the so-called ‘economic’ refugees. The problem is that the numbers are so huge that not all can be properly vetted to find out their true status, for all are saying they come from Syria which we know is a lie.

A Message From A Muslim

A Message From A Muslim

A few weeks ago I reported that I.S. are already setting up training camps in Europe, and you can be sure they will be successful in achieving their aim of sowing havoc and murder among the people.

Terrorist Attack On Madrid - 2004

Terrorist Attack On Madrid – 2004

It is no longer a matter of IF, but WHEN the attacks will start. Many will no doubt be suicide bombers, while others will be placing car bombs in crowded places like markets, railway or bus stations. Maybe even subway trains will be attacked where they are guaranteed maximum casualties. It is a horrific scenario that will be played out at some time in the near future.

I do not wish to be alarmist with this post, but all the signs are there, and it is up to the governments of Europe to take some positive action before it is too late. I just feel that the general public throughout Europe should be aware of the dangers our politicians have placed us in.

Roy.

Where Did We Go Wrong?

Posted in Britain, Child Discipline, England, English Schools, Immigration, Justice, News, Parenting, Prison, Teen Violence with tags , , , , on 29/10/2015 by floroy1942

Having survived 72 years on this planet I have to ask where we went wrong in the past to bring the country to the state it’s in now. I scan the news daily, and never a day goes by where I don’t read that someone somewhere has been murdered, robbed or raped, and I fail to see what has happened to the British people.

Today I read that a schoolboy had been stabbed to death by another pupil at a school in Scotland, and almost every day is the same. Pupils even stab teachers in school because for some reason they get angry.

Old people robbed while they lay desperately hurt after being struck by a hit-and-run driver. No attempt made to help them, just take their money and leave them on the street. Very often, youngsters break into an old person’s house, knife them and steal their money and valuables because they are an easy target.

Saturday Night Brawl

Saturday Night Brawl

Go into town on a saturday night and you will be lucky in many places if you don’t see young girls lying comatose on the pavement after a night of drugs and heavy drinking, and you will more than likely see a bunch of drunken youths fighting viciously outside a disco or club. More often than not they are also high on drugs.

Road rage is another symptom of modern times in that people do stupid things on the road and the offended driver gets out of his car in a vicious rage and attacks the other driver physically. It happens all across the country and it never seems to end. Why?

What has got into people these days that makes them so aggressive at what they consider the slightest of insults. Pretty soon you won’t even dare to say “Good morning” to anyone for fear they may take it the wrong way and attack you.

I know this is not a general situation for everybody, but the number of Press reports of murder and assault have gone through the roof these last ten years and there has to be a reason for it.

There are I think three reasons for the current wave of violence on our streets, one is the parents, another is the complete farce that our system of justice  has become, and finally, the breakdown of our education system.

Is This The Correct Way To Bring Up A Child?

Is This The Correct Way To Bring Up A Child?

Firstly it is a total failure of the last generation of parents to teach their offspring respect, honesty and integrity. Most are happy to have their children ‘out from under their feet’ and don’t give a damn about how they behave or what they do while away from home. All too often the child says, “I want….” and before you know it they are given it. No effort has been made to teach children the three basic values, and now we have to live with the consequences.

When I look back at my own childhood I remember getting a clip around the ear for some minor infraction, or my dad’s slipper across my backside or the cane at school for something more serious. It made me realize in time that there are rules to the way you live and I was made to abide by them. The three basic values were instilled in me and I have lived by them to this day.

All that disappeared years ago, and partly because of the ‘Goody Goody Brigade’ who convinced certain important people that to discipline a child had to be done by purely talking to them. You were not allowed to hit a child for any reason. Where did these people came from?

Parents quickly began to live by these rules, and soon children lost the one thing that allowed them to learn how they should behave and live their lives, i.e. discipline. Many of today’s youth, especially in the poorer parts of town, are nothing more than thugs going around in gangs, some no more than ten years old. They do as they please, attack innocent people just for fun, rob shops for the thrill, and the sad thing is they get away with it. Even if they are caught by the Police they are more often than not let off with a caution not to do it again, which they naturally ignore.

Ricky Preddie On His Release After Serving Just 4 Years For Killing Damilola Taylor

Ricky Preddie On His Release After Serving Just 4 Years For Killing Damilola Taylor

Our modern justice system also has a lot to answer for because they no longer give meaningful sentences to those who break the law, and this is proven by killers getting light sentences and not even having to serve their full term. Gone are the days when you were locked up for twenty or thirty years for killing someone, now they get sentenced to ten years but are out in three. It’s no wonder the system has failed in preventing such crimes.

Furthermore, our education system has failed an entire generation of young people, many of whom are leaving school without the ability to read or write properly, and as for adding two and two – forget it.

What is even more frightening is that Muslim immigrants have so much power in the country that they are slowly destroying what is left of our education system with their demands for classes in arabic because they have not taken the trouble to integrate and learn the language of their adopted country.

Muslim Family With 12 Children

Muslim Family With 12 Children

Today I read that the population of Britain will increase from its current 62.5 million to over 74 million within the next 12 years. And why? Two reasons, mainly the massive immigration into our country that is still going on, and to a very much smaller extent, the increased life expectancy of our old folks.

As many know by now, most British families restrict themselves to two children, but at the same time, Muslim families will have five, six or even more children. In a few years this will make them a very large portion of the population, and you can imagine what will happen then.

I am just glad I will not be around to see it!

Roy.

Tony Blair: Apology NOT Accepted!

Posted in Al Quada, America, Britain, Government, Immigration, Islamic State, News, Politics, Terrorism, UK with tags , , , , on 25/10/2015 by floroy1942
Apology Brings A Bad Taste To The Mouth Doesn't It Tony!

Apology Brings A Bad Taste To The Mouth Doesn’t It Tony!

Tony Blair has finally come out and ‘apologised’ for his part in taking Britain into the Iraq war, but to me his apology is worthless. If he thinks that all he needs to do after twelve years is apologise and then all is forgiven, then to my mind he is woefully wrong. Noteworthy is that he apologised on American CNN, not a programme in this country! He alone is responsible for all the misery that Britain has had to undergo since he became Prime Minister.

Not only do I blame him for the deaths of our soldiers in the unjustified war against Saddam Hussein, but he is also deeply responsible for the rise of terrorism that is currently inflicting so many countries across the world. I also blame him for the destruction of our country from the inside when he opened the gates to migrants from across the world.

Saddam Hussein

Saddam Hussein

Although he has apologised, he still does not accept any real blame for the Iraq war, for to him the fault lay with ‘faulty intelligence’ he received. In the CNN interview he said, “I apologise for the fact that the intelligence we received was wrong,” I would have thought that any sane leader would check intelligence reports thoroughly before taking the country to war, but this whole saga was based on data ‘manipulated’  to give the impression that Saddam had nuclear weapons.

The Guilty Duo

The Guilty Duo

I have to say that all the blame for the war does not fall on his shoulders for the man equally responsible was President George W. Bush who led America into the war. There is no doubt that these two people colluded to bring down Saddam.

Both these two leaders went into the war to win, and they did, but neither of them had thought about what to do in the country after they won. This naturally led to chaos in Iraq. Blair said in the interview, “I apologise for some of the mistakes in planning and, certainly, our mistake in our understanding of what would happen once you removed the (Saddam’s) regime.”

Chilcot ReportIt has been speculated that the sole reason behind Blair’s public ‘apology’ is the hopefully soon to be released Chilcot Report that has looked into all aspects of the Iraq War. It is expected to be a damning report that clearly shows the ineptitude of those in power at the time.

The public have been waiting for six years for this report that has been held back time and again, but is ‘due to be published soon’. Lets hope it is.

The reason for the delays in publication have been given as  “Maxwellisation”, under which those who may face criticism – believed to include Mr Blair – are given the opportunity to respond before publication. To me this approach just gives the guilty parties time to think up any number of excuses for their behaviour, like Blair now.

Blair - Smug As Always

Blair – Smug As Always

Blair did not openly admit to the Iraq war being mainly responsible for the wave of terrorist violence that has caused so many problems in all parts of the world, but he did say,  ‘I think there are elements of truth in that.” He added: “Of course you can’t say those of us who removed Saddam in 2003 bear no responsibility for the situation in 2015.”

With regard to the whole Iraq war episode I believe that people like Blair and Bush, plus those who worked with them like Cheney and Rumsfeld should all be brought to account for what they did. Blair in particular should be chained to a wall in the deepest dungeon in the Tower of London  and stay there for the rest of his miserable life.

Too Many Immigrants? How Can That Be?

Too Many Immigrants? How Can That Be?

I say this not only because of his Iraq war record, but more for the destruction he has wrought on this country with his ‘Multi-Cultural Britain’ programme that has seen many millions of immigrants pouring into the country to drain all its resources dry and destroy our way of life. For this he should be hung, drawn and quartered, but that’s another story.

Roy.

Can You Trust Your New Car?

Posted in America, Britain, Canada, England, Environment, Europe, Modern World, News, UK, USA with tags , , , , on 24/10/2015 by floroy1942
Martin Winterkorn CEO Of VW - Is That It? - No Accountability?

Martin Winterkorn CEO Of VW – Is That It? – No Accountability?

Car manufacturer recalls are becoming normal these days as one after another, customers find faults with their new vehicles. The biggest scandal to hit the manufacturing industry currently is of course the Volkswagen emissions cheat that has put the company in an unenviable position.

Emissions Test

Emissions Test

This scandal is not directly dangerous to those in the vehicle for they have been fitting parts to cars that cheat the emission regulations and this act not only affects Volkswagen but also Audi, Bentley, Bugatti, Lamborghini, Porsche, and overseas-brands SEAT and Skoda. So from this you can gather that a great many vehicles have been affected.

The sad thing is that air pollution has become a major worry today with the number of vehicles on our roads which are causing many diseases like cancer among those who breathe in the fumes daily. From this you can understand that cheating an emissions test is putting people’s health at risk, although not directly. But Volkswagen are not the only ones, for many other companies have had to recall their products for one reason or another.

New cars cost a fortune these days, but sadly times have changed for it is difficult to have 100% faith in what you have bought. Eleven vehicle manufacturers have issued recalls because of faulty Takata airbags in their vehicles that have killed more than 10 people and caused the recall of 34 million vehicles. Drivers were killed when a faulty airbag exploded in front of them and sent shrapnel into their face and bodies.

Result Of Toyota Gas Pedal Fault

Result Of Toyota Gas Pedal Fault

Among some of the worst problems associated with manufacturing errors were the Toyota ‘out-of-control’ gas pedal in 2009 and 2010 which resulted in 30 deaths. In 1980 Ford recalled more than 21 million cars for a fault that allowed the gearbox to slip from ‘Park’ into ‘Reverse’ causing more than 6,000 accidents, 1,700 injuries and 98 deaths. In 1995 car makers Honda, Nissan, Chrysler, Mitsubishi, GM, Mazda, Suzuki, Subaru and Isuzu were caught out by a seatbelt failure where the release button jammed and people were trapped in the car by their seatbelts. Since 1980 a total of 50 million cars have had to be recalled by the manufacturers for serious defects.

These are all manufacturing faults that are causing problems for motorists across the world. It makes me wonder how far this trend will go? Are we at some time in the future going to be travelling at 120kph down a motorway when one or all four wheels fall off the car?  It makes you wonder.

VolkswagenIt is a sad indictment of today’s world that manufacturers will take any risk to save a few pounds to increase their profits. Years ago when I was young you bought something knowing you would get literally years of use out of the product because it was made properly without any shortcuts, or as today, a built-in life of a year or maybe two if you are lucky.

The main problem is that people today are fixated on money, and the more they have the more they want. All manufacturing companies take shortcuts, or use items in the manufacture of their product that they know will have a limited life.

I worked for a well-known copier manufacturer in years gone by as a Quality Test Engineer and carried out tests on parts used in the machines to see how long they would last. I also carried out quality tests on products being used to build the machines on the manufacturing line. Many times I found unsatisfactory parts, but was overruled by management who went ahead and fitted them anyway.

Faulty Airbag

Faulty Airbag

That was a long time ago, but now the situation is even worse, as indicated by the use of the Takata airbags which obviously had not been quality tested sufficiently. It is an epidemic where manufacturers concentrate on profit instead of reliability, for they do not care if what you bought breaks down after one year, because they know people these days will just go out and buy a new one. Such is modern life and the sad thing is, no-one seems to be held accountable.

Roy.

Migrants – And The Shape Of Things To Come!

Posted in Benefits, Britain, Christianity, England, European Union, Germany, Immigrants, Muslim, News, Religion with tags , , , , on 18/10/2015 by floroy1942

It was no surprise to me to read today that a cleaning woman at a refugee camp has been sexually harassed by two Muslim inmates. The cleaner was assaulted every day for ten days before she had the nerve to report the abuse. Two refugees, one aged 38 and another of 52, have been arrested at the refugee camp in Kitzingen, Germany.

Local councillor Tamara Bishop said: “As a woman, what happened here really worries me.” To combat this problem the company charged with cleaning the centre will now send only men to carry out the work.

Muslim Violence In A Refugee Camp

Muslim Violence In A Refugee Camp

It would appear that this is not an isolated case for many refugee camps in Germany are suffering from a wave of violence among the inmates. Doctors in Calden have said they will no longer treat the sick in the camp without an escort because of attacks on them. Last month an ambulance was attacked by refugees at the camp, and around 300 people attacked each other with metal bars after an argument in a food queue.

To me this comes as no surprise, and yet Angela Merkel has opened up a ‘can of worms’, for Germany is expecting 1.5 million refugees to arrive this year, and what next years total will be is anyone’s guess. There can be little doubt that with her rash statement of a few weeks ago she has opened up the doors to a wave of problems for Germany.

I very much doubt that these incidents, and in particular the rape of a German women, will be the last when these refugees are released into the community. Rape in particular is considered a right in Muslim society and is even condoned by the Qu-ran.

Muslim View On Rape

Muslim View On Rape

In Britain the number of rapes per year has gone through the roof since Tony Blair allowed the country to be filled up with Muslims. When they see our women dressed the way they are each of them is considered a legitimate target for any Muslim male who is feeling a little randy, or thinks he can exploit the situation.

In my view we haven’t seen anything yet, for once these people are released into the community the crime rate, and in particular rape, will skyrocket and we may well reach a situation where no German woman feels safe on the streets without a male escort.

What most people here seem to forget is that these people do not live by the same rules as we do, and even though they are now living in a Christian country they still feel they can do as they please. This fact has been proven time and time again in Britain, and it will come to Germany too.

Europe is being overrun by these so-called refugees and I say that because as previously reported, from the influx between April and June of this year official figures based on registration data state that barely a third were from Syria and Iraq. The rest were all economic refugees from Albania, Pakistan, Bangladesh and African countries here to live off benefits and make money.

And They Just Keep On Coming

And They Just Keep On Coming

With so many entering Europe the resources of many countries like Germany will be bled dry within a year, and that is not counting the wave of refugees that will come next year once the winter is over. People in the know are of the opinion that we will see a far bigger flood of refugees to our shores, making 2015 seem like a party.

It is time for the European Parliament to begin working together to stem this flow before we all drown under it.

Roy.

Laughter Is The Best Medicine

Posted in America, Britain, British Humour, Canada, England, Europe, Germany, News, UK, USA with tags , , , on 15/10/2015 by floroy1942

The UK Border Agency is asking citizens to keep on the lookout for a red 1951 Chevy that they suspect is being used to smuggle illegal immigrants from Calais to Dover through the Channel Tunnel. If you see the vehicle, pictured below, you are urged to contact your local police.

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Police in Los Angeles had good luck with a robbery suspect who just couldn’t control himself during a lineup. When detectives asked each man in the lineup to repeat the words: ‘Give me all your money or I’ll shoot’, the man shouted, ‘that’s not what I said!’

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FOX News reported today that Walt Disney’s new film called “Jet Black,” the African-American version of “Snow White”  has been cancelled.  All of the 7 dwarfs: Dealer, Stealer, Mugger, Forger, Drive-By, Homeboy, and Sniper have refused to sing”Hi Ho” because they say it offends black prostitutes. They also say they damn sure have no intention of singing, “It’s off to work we go.”

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A tourist walked into a Brighton curio/antique shop. After looking around for a while, he noticed a very life-like bronze statue of a rat. It had no price tag, but it was so striking that he decided to buy it anyway. He took it to the owner and said, ‘How much is this bronze rat?’ The owner replied, ‘It’s £12 for the rat and £100 for the story.’ The tourist gave the owner his £12 and said, ‘I’ll just take the rat, you can keep the story.’

As he walked off down the street, he noticed that a few real rats had crawled out of the sewers and begun following him. This was a little disconcerting, so he started to walk a little faster but within a couple of blocks the swarm of rats had grown to hundreds and they were all squealing and screeching in a very menacing way. He increased his speed and ran on towards the beach and as he ran, he looked behind him and saw the rats now numbered in their MILLIONS and they were running faster and faster.  By now very concerned, he ran down to the end of the pier and threw the bronze rat far out into the water.  Amazingly, the millions of real rats jumped into the water after it and were all drowned.

The man walked back to relate all this to the shop owner, who said, ‘Ah, you’ve come back for the story then?’ ‘No,’ said the tourist, ‘I came back to see if you’ve got a bronze Muslim Fundamentalist Cleric, a couple of immigrants, a Chelsea supporter and anything French!’

4 “Bisexuality immediately doubles your chances for a date on Saturday night.”   Rodney Dangerfield

“There are a number of mechanical devices which increase sexual arousal, particularly in women. Chief among these is a Mercedes-Benz 600SL.”   Lynn Lavner

“Sex at age 90 is like trying to play pool with a rope.” Camille Paglia

“Sex is one of the nine reasons for incarnation. The other eight are unimportant.” George Burns

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I went to the pub last night and saw a fat chick dancing on a table. I said, “Good legs.” The girl giggled and said, “Do you really think so.” I said, “Definitely! Most tables would have collapsed by now.”

I hope you had a laugh. ‘Til next time.

Roy

Outrageous Salaries For Charity Bosses

Posted in America, Britain, Canada, England, Haiti, Modern World, News, Theft, UK, USA with tags , , , , on 12/10/2015 by floroy1942

When the charity boxes rattle in front of you and you are asked for a donation it might be wise to think twice these days. It has been revealed that charity organization bosses are earning six-figure salaries from the money that you give to help others, and to me that is not right.

Helping Others

Helping Others

People give donations thinking that the money goes to help those who are suffering, but much of it is siphoned off to pay these bosses exorbitant salaries among other things. It is sad that charities are now a business just like any other and a way to make money, instead of being a scheme to help those afflicted with terrible illnesses, people in Africa who are starving, and those struck by natural disasters.

Harpal Kumar - Laughing All The Way To The Bank!

Harpal Kumar – Laughing All The Way To The Bank!

It has been revealed that nine executives at Cancer Research UK receive an annual salary higher than that of the Prime Minister, which includes chief executive Harpal Kumar who pockets up to £240,000 a year. He lives in a luxury £1.6m home in north-west London with no mortgage.

Another such person is Peter Wanless, CEO of the NSPCC, who earns £162,000 per year – £40,000 more than his predecessor Andrew Flanagan.

Olive Cooke, 92

Olive Cooke, 92

These are two of many charities that bombarded Olive Cooke, 92, herself a charity worker, with requests for money before she killed herself last month in sheer desperation. Personally I think that people who make a living from those who donate money for good causes is despicable.

While I do not deny that these organizations do give help to the needy, they are not as effective as in years gone by, and much of the money does not get where it’s needed. In very many cases people give generously thinking the money goes to help such people, but these days they are often having ‘the wool pulled over their eyes’ as the saying goes. While those doing the collecting and working in the local offices are unpaid, there are people who make a good living from charity work.

Haiti 2010 - Utter Devastation.

Haiti 2010 – Utter Devastation.

There is much wrong with charity organizations today as was evidenced by the scandals that barely made the headlines a year after the Haiti earthquake five years ago which killed more than 230,000 people and injured over 300,000. It also caused 1.5 million people to be displaced. In all $13.34 billion were donated by governments worldwide and by charity organizations. Governments and charity organizations were quick to step in after the capital Port Au Prince was flattened, but over time much of the aid money never materialized. Two years after the catastrophic event very little of the debris had been cleared and the people were still living in cardboard shelters. So much for many of the charitable donations!

It has been shown that many charities collected millions world-wide for this disaster but eventually much of the money so generously donated was siphoned off and put in bank accounts to accrue interest instead of going to the people who desperately needed it. The entire idea of charity work is a long way from what it was forty years ago, which is sad.

Roy.

Yippee – It’s Weekend!

Posted in Britain, British Humour, Canada, England, Europe, European Union, Muslim, News, UK, USA with tags , , , , on 09/10/2015 by floroy1942

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Last summer, down on Lake Isabella, located in the high desert, an hour east of Bakersfield, CA, some folks, new to boating, were having a problem. No matter how hard they tried, they couldn’t get their brand new 22 foot boat, going. It was very sluggish in almost every maneuver, no matter how much power they applied.

After about an hour of trying to make it go, they putted into a nearby marina, thinking someone there may be able to tell them what was wrong. A thorough topside check revealed everything in perfect working condition. The engine ran fine, the out-drive went up and down, and the propeller was the correct size and pitch. So, one of the marina guys jumped in the water to check underneath.

He came up choking on water, he was laughing so hard. Under the boat, still trapped securely in place, was the trailer!

2

Maria had just got married and being a traditional Italian from a good family, she was still a virgin. On her wedding night, staying at her mother’s house, she was very nervous. Her mother reassured her “Don’t worry Maria, Tony’s a good man. Go upstairs and he will take good care of you.  Meanwhile I’ll be making pasta”

So up she went. When she got upstairs, Tony took off his shirt exposing his hairy chest. Maria ran downstairs to her mother and says “Mama mama, Tony’s got a hairy chest!” “Don’t worry Maria, all good Italian men have hairy chests…. Go upstairs and he’ll take good care of you”

So up she went again. When she got there Tony took off his pants, exposing his hairy legs. Again Maria ran down to her mother. “Mama mama, Tony took off his pants and he’s got hairy legs!”  Her mother said “Don’t worry, all good men have hairy legs.  Go upstairs and he’ll take good care of you”

So up she went again. When she got there Tony took off his socks, and on his left foot he was missing three toes.  Maria saw this and again ran downstairs.  “Mama mama, Tony’s got a foot and a half!” Her mama said “You stay here and stir the pasta!!

3

Jack goes to his friend Mike and says, “I’m sleeping with the minister’s wife. Can you keep him back in church for an hour after service for me?”
Mike doesn’t like it, but being a friend, he agrees. After the service, Mike starts talking to the minister. Asking him all sorts of stupid questions, just to keep him occupied.
Finally the minister gets annoyed and asks Mike what he’s really up to. Mike, feeling guilty, finally confesses to the minister. “My friend is sleeping with your wife right now, so he asked me to keep you occupied.”
The minister thinks for a minute, smiles, puts a brotherly hand on Mike’s shoulder and says. “You better hurry home now. My wife died a year ago”.

5

A New York attorney representing a wealthy art collector called and asked to speak to his client, “Saul, I have some good news and, I have some bad news.”The art collector replied, “I’ve had an awful day; let’s hear the good news first.” The lawyer said, “Well, I met with your wife today, and she informed me that she invested $5,000 in two pictures that she thinks will bring a minimum of $15-20 million. I think she could be right.” Saul replied enthusiastically, “Well done! My wife is a brilliant businesswoman! You’ve just made my day. Now I know I can handle the bad news. What is it?” The lawyer replied, “The pictures are of you with your secretary.”

6

A man walks into a drug store with his 8-year old son. They happen to walk by the condom display, and the boy asks, “What are these, Dad? To which the man matter-of-factly replies, “Those are called condoms, son. Men use them to have safe sex.”
“Oh I see,” replied the boy pensively. Yes, I’ve heard of that in health class at school.” He looks over the display and picks up a package of 3 and asks, “Why are there 3 in this package?”
The dad replies, “Those are for high school boys, ONE for Friday, ONE for Saturday, and ONE for Sunday.””Cool” says the boy. He notices a 6 pack and asks, “Then who are these for?”
“Those are for college men,” the dad answers, TWO for Friday, TWO for Saturday, and TWO for Sunday.”
“WOW!” exclaimed the boy, “then who uses THESE?” he asks, picking up a 12 pack. With a sigh and a tear in his eye, the dad replied, “Those are for married men. ONE for January, ONE for February, ONE for March…..”

6

Airborne approximately thirty minutes on an outbound evening flight from Glasgow,  the lead flight attendant  for the cabin crew nervously made the following painful announcement..: “Ladies and gentlemen, I’m so very sorry but it appears that there has been a terrible mix up one minute prior to take off, by our airport catering service… I don’t know how this has happened but we have 103 passengers on board and, unfortunately, only 40 dinner meals… I truly apologise for this mistake and inconvenience.”

When passengers’ muttering had died down, she continued.. , “Anyone who is kind enough to give up their meal so that someone else can eat will receive free, unlimited drinks for the duration of our 5 hour flight.”
Her next announcement came 90 minutes later… “If anyone would like to change their minds, we still have 40 dinners available.”

7

The Iranian Ambassador to the UN had just finished giving a speech and walked out into the lobby of the convention where he was introduced to a U.S. Marine General. As they talked, the Iranian said, “I have just one question about what I have seen in America.” The General said, “Well, anything I can do to help?” The Iranian whispered, “My son watches this show called Star Trek and in it there is … Kirk who is Canadian, Chekhov who is Russian, Scotty who is Scottish, Uhura who is black, and Sulu who is Japanese, but there are NO Muslims.
My son is very upset and doesn’t understand why there aren’t any Iranians, Iraqis, Afghans, Egyptians, Palestinians, Saudis, Syrians, or Pakistanis on Star Trek.” The General leaned toward the Iranian Ambassador, and whispered in his ear, “That’s because it takes place in the future…

Have a great weekend. ‘Til next time.

Roy.

 

Europe – We Ain’t Seen Nuthin’ Yet!!!

Posted in Benefits, Britain, England, European Union, Immigration, Modern World, Muslim, News, Politics, UK with tags , , , , on 07/10/2015 by floroy1942

Going through the news reports I have to say that I agree wholeheartedly that in regard to the mass influx of refugees into Europe this year, we ‘ain’t seen nuthin’ yet’!

Projections by many ‘in the know’ organizations state that compared to this year’s million or so refugees, next year we will see double that number, if not more.

Europe has opened the gates to the ‘Promised Land’ for these people, and we can be certain that it will encourage very many more to try their luck.  It is a repeat of what Tony Blair did when he threw open the doors to anyone who wanted to come and live in Britain.

HEIDENAU, GERMANY - AUGUST 26: An Onlooker Holds A Sign That Reads: "Nation Traitor" During A Visit By Angela Merkel To A Nearby Asylum Shelter.

HEIDENAU, GERMANY – AUGUST 26: An Onlooker Holds A Sign That Reads: “Nation Traitor” During A Visit By Angela Merkel To A Nearby Asylum Shelter.

At the heart of it all is Anglea Merkel’s statement that Germany would welcome refugees, but now she is learning that her country cannot take in the rest of the world. Already there are cracks appearing within the country as more and more people worry extensively about the numbers flowing in, and it does not appear to be stopping any time soon. There is talk in government circles about putting a stop to allowing any more into the country. All I can say is, good luck with that, for once you open the door with a rash statement it is very difficult to close it again.

Stupid statements such as those made by Blair and Merkel could well  be the ‘undoing’ of the entire European Union, for unless the flow is stopped (a) the Union is dead, and (b) Europe as we know it will die within twenty to thirty years or so as it becomes Muslim.

No country in the world can expect to take in millions of people, especially Muslims, and see their culture survive. As we have seen in Britain and other European countries, these people have no intention of properly integrating into our society, but prefer to set up their own within our cities and towns. The more we accept, the bigger the problem will become until our entire civilization is overrun in years to come.

See What I Mean?

See What I Mean?

It is an indisputable fact that Muslims will never adapt to western culture because their religion forbids it in the strongest terms, this is one of the reasons why even a mention of Christianity in places like Saudi Arabia is strongly forbidden. What is sad, is that European politicians like Blair and Merkel do not appreciate this fact, or the consequences of it.

Already a school headmaster in Pocking Bavaria, among others, has sent a warning letter out to all parents and children about dress. He warns that this could lead to many rapes by Muslim men for such practices are common among them. “The parents are instructed to take precautions and to restrict their children from wearing transparent tops or blouses, short shorts or miniskirts. This could lead to misunderstandings,” as he explained the different culture of the Muslim asylum seekers. So you see, it has started already and they have only just arrived, but it will get much worse in the future.

Girl Raped 13 Times By Muslims

Girl Raped 13 Times By Muslims

I recently wrote about Rotherham in the U.K which is called the rape capital of Britain where women and young girls are raped daily by young Muslim males.

While it is worthy to assist those from Syria and Iraq whose countries have been overrun by Islamic State, the latest statistics prove beyond doubt that at least two thirds of the migrants are not from these war-torn countries, but from places like Pakistan, Bangladesh and African lands among others. They are purely economic refugees taking advantage of the current ‘open doors’ policy of Europe, and in particular, Germany.

Now that precedent has been set, both the U.N.H.C.R. and many other authorities are convinced that Europe will be overrun by a massive wave of more than two million refugees that will hit our shores next year once the winter is over.

They Will Just Keep On Coming Anyway They Can.

They Will Just Keep On Coming Anyway They Can.

So long as these people think there is a chance for them to be accepted in Europe they will continue to come in ever larger numbers, and the consequences for every European country will be enormous in the next few years.

For governments to even imagine that we can settle these people in Europe is pure ‘pie in the sky’ and they will learn the truth of this matter in the next two years or so. No country can expect to find housing and jobs for these excessive numbers because they just don’t exist.

The authorities controlling the migrants are helpless in determining properly if the migrants are true refugees, or just here for the handouts. On top of that, all of those accepted will be given permanent citizenship after five years if the current guidelines are followed.

This to me is a major mistake, for it is one thing to give people fleeing war a temporary home, but quite another to make them citizens with all the rights the rest of us have. This will mean that even when the wars are over and it is safe for them to return to their homelands, most will not because life will be better here in affluent Europe. Not only that, but when even a single person gets accepted here, the rest of the family will join them. It has been proven a fact because it has happened in Britain so many times.

People Who Will Regret Their Openness In A Few Years Time.

People Who Will Regret Their Openness In A Few Years Time.

At the moment many people are feeling sorry for these individuals and doing everything they can to help them which is laudable, but I feel they will regret being so hasty in the not too distant future.

It struck me how ridiculous the situation is when I saw a news film of Red Cross workers giving out food parcels and water to migrants who were boarding a train in Macedonia. Because the parcels bore the red cross symbol, the migrants refused to accept them and threw them away because they had a Christian symbol on them. Now surely that is going to tell you something about these people and how they will react when they settle in a Christian country like Germany for example! They will take whatever we offer them in the way of money and housing but reject everything else. Does that sound like they want to integrate into our way of life?

Whichever way you look at it, Europe is in big trouble because of this entire episode, and only the future will tell us how we get out from under it – IF we ever do!

Roy.

How Long Before Britain Goes ‘Pork Free’?

Posted in Arab, Britain, Christianity, England, Equality, Immigrants, Muslim, News, Politics, UK with tags , , , on 05/10/2015 by floroy1942
The Humble Ham Sandwich - Don't Let The Muslims See It!!!

The Humble Ham Sandwich – Don’t Let The Muslims See It!!!

I read a news item today that completely astounded me. New guidelines are being prepared by the interfaith group CoExist House to stop office workers from placing sausage rolls and ham sandwiches in the office fridge alongside other products. And guess who it is intended to please: The Muslims Of Course!

The groups idea is to get the practice banned in all office premises so that Muslims will not be offended by having pork next to their food in the fridge.

Andy Dinham The 'Do-Gooder'

Andy Dinham The ‘Do-Gooder’

In defense of his policy Andy Dinham, professor of faith and public policy at Goldsmiths, University of London said, “It would be good etiquette to avoid heating up foods that might be prohibited for people of other faiths. The microwave example is a good one. We also say, ‘Don’t put kosher or halal and other… special foods next to another [food] or, God forbid, on the same plate.”

Ukip MEP for the North East Jonathan Arnott said: “It’s exactly this kind of nonsense proposal that leads to segregation, misunderstanding and intolerance.”

The Sunday Joint - Roast Pork! Hmmm!

The Sunday Joint – Roast Pork! Hmmm!

Really, who’s damn country is this, ours, or does it now belong to Muslims? I can see that before long these whining ‘Do-Gooders’ will have pork banned throughout the entire country just to please the bloody Muslims! Gone forever would be pork pies, bacon for breakfast, sausage rolls, ham, party sausages and the pork roast for Sunday dinner. It makes you wonder what else they are going to come up with!

If this attitude keeps up among these idiots I can see them demanding that all British women wear a burka to show the proper respect for the Muslim faith!!!!!

I don’t know about you, but to me the whole country is going stark raving mad in its attempts to ‘please the Muslims’. How much longer do we have to suffer these idiots dictating what we can and cannot do in our own country?

My simple answer to the Muslims is: If you don’t like the way we do things then move somewhere else!!!!!!

Roy.

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