Archive for October, 2015

Time For A Bit Of Fun!

Posted in America, Britain, British Humour, Canada, England, Europe, Insanity, News, Teens, UK with tags , , , , on 31/10/2015 by floroy1942

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Woman goes to the Doctors and says “I’m getting too much discharge”. Doctor says “Slip your knickers off and pop on to the bed”. He puts on his latex gloves and applies 3 fingers into her vagina. “How does that feel?” he asks. “Lovely” she replies “But the discharge is in my ear!”

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A Split Second To OUCH!

A man spoke frantically into the phone: ‘My wife is pregnant and her contractions are only two minutes apart’. ‘Is this her first child?’ the doctor asked. ‘No!’ the man shouted, ‘This is her husband!’

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Wacky Newspaper Headlines

Scottish WeddingAt the Scottish wedding reception the D.J. yelled… “Would all married men please stand next to the one person who has made your life worth living.” — The bartender was almost crushed to death.

SEX – Condoms don’t guarantee safe sex anymore …..A friend of mine was wearing one when he was shot by the woman’s husband.

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Official Labour Party Leader – Tom Watson is deputy leader and Jeremy Corbyn is leader. So its official – the Labour party is now run by Tom & Jerry.

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Volkswagan Triumph Again!

The guys were all at a deer camp. No one wanted to room with Jim, because he snored so badly. They decided it wasn’t fair to make one of them stay with him the whole time, so they voted to take turns. The first guy slept with Jim and comes to breakfast the next morning with his hair a mess and his eyes all bloodshot.
They said, “Man, what happened to you?” He said, “Jim snored so loudly, I just sat up and watched him all night.” The next night it was a different guy’s turn. In the morning, same thing, hair all standing up, eyes all bloodshot. They said, “Man, what happened to you? You look awful!” He said, ‘Man, that Jim shakes the roof with his snoring. I watched him all night.” The third night was Fred’s turn. Fred was a tanned, older cowboy, a man’s man. The next morning he came to breakfast bright-eyed and bushy- tailed. “Good morning!” he said. They couldn’t believe it. They said, “Man, what happened?” He said, “Well, we got ready for bed. I went and tucked Jim into bed, patted him on the butt, and kissed him good night. Jim sat up and watched me all night.”

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In the light of recent police announcements that they no longer consider it necessary to attend the scene of domestic burglaries I have taken down the St. George’s flag from beside the house and peeled the burglar alarm sticker off the front door. We’ve disconnected our home alarm system and quit our Neighbourhood Watch.
I’ve bought two Pakistani flags on eBay and raised them in the front garden, one at each corner, plus a black flag of ISIS in the centre. Now the local police, CID, MI5, SAS and other UK Counter Terrorism agencies are all watching the house 24/7. We’ve never felt safer and we’re saving £24.95 a month.

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Modern Times

I decided to change calling the bathroom the John and renamed it the Jim. I feel so much better saying I went to the Jim this morning.

Dear paranoid people who check behind shower curtains for murderers. If you find one, what ‘s your plan?

Everyone has a right to be stupid. Politicians just abuse the privilege.

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A Modern View To The End Of Life

Say, what’s your name?’ the bartender asked the first duck. ‘Huey,’ was the reply. ‘How’s your day been, Huey?’ ‘Great. Lovely day. Had a ball. Been in and out of puddles all day. What else could a duck want?’ said Huey.
‘Oh. That’s nice,’ said the bartender. He turned to the second duck, ‘Hi, and what’s your name?’ ‘Dewey,’ came the answer from duck number two. ‘So how’s your day been, Dewey! ?’ he asked.
‘Great. Lovely day. I’ve had a ball too. Been in and out of puddles all day myself. What else could a duck want?’
The bartender turned to the third duck and said, ‘So, you must be Louie?’ ‘No,’ she said, batting her eyelashes. ‘My name is Puddles..’

‘Til Next Time.

Roy.

I.S.? We Haven’t Seen Anything Yet!

Posted in Al Quada, Britain, England, European Union, Immigration, Islamic State, News, Spain, Terrorism, UK with tags , , , , on 30/10/2015 by floroy1942

We are currently in the calm before the storm in Europe, and it seems our politicians are deaf, dumb and blind to the risks they are putting us all to. But rest assured, at some time in the near future all hell will break loose in Europe once Islamic State (I.S.) have gotten themselves organized here.

'Syrian' Migrants All Young And Unaccompanied

‘Syrian’ Migrants All Young And Unaccompanied

It is universal knowledge that thousands of I.S. terrorists have entered Europe under the guise of being refugees from Syria, and we only have to wait a little while before the muck really hits the fan. No-one with any intelligence will believe that these people are coming here for a better life.

Even the boss of Britain’s MI5 Andrew Parker has said openly that Britain is currently in more danger from the terrorist threat than at any time in the past 32 years. In the last year alone more than six terror plots have been dismantled before they could get off the ground, and in his opinion, ‘we ain’t seen nothing yet’!

Andrew Parker

Andrew Parker

He and his people tell us that I.S. are planning mass casualty attacks in the U.K. and not only from those who have sneaked into the country but also from young impressionable Muslim youth who were born here. He said, “It (IS) uses the full range of modern communications tools to spread its message of hate, and to inspire extremists, sometimes as young as their teens, to conduct attacks in whatever way they can.”

Around 750 young British Muslims have travelled to Syria to fight and be trained by the terrorist organization, and many are being sent back home to create havoc among the British people. Andrew Parker said further that the threat from I.S. shows no sign of abating with the words,  “All of this means that the threat we are facing today is on a scale and at a tempo that I have not seen before in my career,”

Computers And The Internet

Computers And The Internet

He calls for more monitoring methods of internet sites as a way to combat the aims of I.S. and said. “Today the conversations of our adversaries are happening on a bewildering array of devices and digital platforms, often provided by companies based overseas. Information gathered from the technology terrorists use, often in the same way as the rest of us, may sometimes be the only way to stop them. And so we need the tools to access terrorists’ communications online just as much as we intercepted written communications and telephone calls in years gone by.”

That is a danger of being in the modern world, for communication is very easy using computers and the internet, and certainly requires the right kind of surveillance if these people are to be stopped. No matter how successful the authorities are, they will certainly not be able to stop all attacks on the British population, and indeed the rest of Europe.

The Brussels E.U. Commision - Useless In A Real Crisis

The Brussels E.U. Commission – Useless In A Real Crisis

Meanwhile, the E.U in Brussels is flapping about like a fish out of water and taking no concrete steps to stop the massive flow of migrants that are pouring into Europe every day. Still the migrants come and still they are accepted, but you can be sure that at some time in the near future those in power in Brussels will regret their naivety and lack of unified action against these people.

While I have great sympathy for those genuine refugees who are fleeing the war in Syria and Iraq and believe they should be given a temporary home until the trouble in their homeland is over, I do not accept that we should also accept the two-thirds of all refugees who are here purely for economic reasons, the so-called ‘economic’ refugees. The problem is that the numbers are so huge that not all can be properly vetted to find out their true status, for all are saying they come from Syria which we know is a lie.

A Message From A Muslim

A Message From A Muslim

A few weeks ago I reported that I.S. are already setting up training camps in Europe, and you can be sure they will be successful in achieving their aim of sowing havoc and murder among the people.

Terrorist Attack On Madrid - 2004

Terrorist Attack On Madrid – 2004

It is no longer a matter of IF, but WHEN the attacks will start. Many will no doubt be suicide bombers, while others will be placing car bombs in crowded places like markets, railway or bus stations. Maybe even subway trains will be attacked where they are guaranteed maximum casualties. It is a horrific scenario that will be played out at some time in the near future.

I do not wish to be alarmist with this post, but all the signs are there, and it is up to the governments of Europe to take some positive action before it is too late. I just feel that the general public throughout Europe should be aware of the dangers our politicians have placed us in.

Roy.

Where Did We Go Wrong?

Posted in Britain, Child Discipline, England, English Schools, Immigration, Justice, News, Parenting, Prison, Teen Violence with tags , , , , on 29/10/2015 by floroy1942

Having survived 72 years on this planet I have to ask where we went wrong in the past to bring the country to the state it’s in now. I scan the news daily, and never a day goes by where I don’t read that someone somewhere has been murdered, robbed or raped, and I fail to see what has happened to the British people.

Today I read that a schoolboy had been stabbed to death by another pupil at a school in Scotland, and almost every day is the same. Pupils even stab teachers in school because for some reason they get angry.

Old people robbed while they lay desperately hurt after being struck by a hit-and-run driver. No attempt made to help them, just take their money and leave them on the street. Very often, youngsters break into an old person’s house, knife them and steal their money and valuables because they are an easy target.

Saturday Night Brawl

Saturday Night Brawl

Go into town on a saturday night and you will be lucky in many places if you don’t see young girls lying comatose on the pavement after a night of drugs and heavy drinking, and you will more than likely see a bunch of drunken youths fighting viciously outside a disco or club. More often than not they are also high on drugs.

Road rage is another symptom of modern times in that people do stupid things on the road and the offended driver gets out of his car in a vicious rage and attacks the other driver physically. It happens all across the country and it never seems to end. Why?

What has got into people these days that makes them so aggressive at what they consider the slightest of insults. Pretty soon you won’t even dare to say “Good morning” to anyone for fear they may take it the wrong way and attack you.

I know this is not a general situation for everybody, but the number of Press reports of murder and assault have gone through the roof these last ten years and there has to be a reason for it.

There are I think three reasons for the current wave of violence on our streets, one is the parents, another is the complete farce that our system of justice  has become, and finally, the breakdown of our education system.

Is This The Correct Way To Bring Up A Child?

Is This The Correct Way To Bring Up A Child?

Firstly it is a total failure of the last generation of parents to teach their offspring respect, honesty and integrity. Most are happy to have their children ‘out from under their feet’ and don’t give a damn about how they behave or what they do while away from home. All too often the child says, “I want….” and before you know it they are given it. No effort has been made to teach children the three basic values, and now we have to live with the consequences.

When I look back at my own childhood I remember getting a clip around the ear for some minor infraction, or my dad’s slipper across my backside or the cane at school for something more serious. It made me realize in time that there are rules to the way you live and I was made to abide by them. The three basic values were instilled in me and I have lived by them to this day.

All that disappeared years ago, and partly because of the ‘Goody Goody Brigade’ who convinced certain important people that to discipline a child had to be done by purely talking to them. You were not allowed to hit a child for any reason. Where did these people came from?

Parents quickly began to live by these rules, and soon children lost the one thing that allowed them to learn how they should behave and live their lives, i.e. discipline. Many of today’s youth, especially in the poorer parts of town, are nothing more than thugs going around in gangs, some no more than ten years old. They do as they please, attack innocent people just for fun, rob shops for the thrill, and the sad thing is they get away with it. Even if they are caught by the Police they are more often than not let off with a caution not to do it again, which they naturally ignore.

Ricky Preddie On His Release After Serving Just 4 Years For Killing Damilola Taylor

Ricky Preddie On His Release After Serving Just 4 Years For Killing Damilola Taylor

Our modern justice system also has a lot to answer for because they no longer give meaningful sentences to those who break the law, and this is proven by killers getting light sentences and not even having to serve their full term. Gone are the days when you were locked up for twenty or thirty years for killing someone, now they get sentenced to ten years but are out in three. It’s no wonder the system has failed in preventing such crimes.

Furthermore, our education system has failed an entire generation of young people, many of whom are leaving school without the ability to read or write properly, and as for adding two and two – forget it.

What is even more frightening is that Muslim immigrants have so much power in the country that they are slowly destroying what is left of our education system with their demands for classes in arabic because they have not taken the trouble to integrate and learn the language of their adopted country.

Muslim Family With 12 Children

Muslim Family With 12 Children

Today I read that the population of Britain will increase from its current 62.5 million to over 74 million within the next 12 years. And why? Two reasons, mainly the massive immigration into our country that is still going on, and to a very much smaller extent, the increased life expectancy of our old folks.

As many know by now, most British families restrict themselves to two children, but at the same time, Muslim families will have five, six or even more children. In a few years this will make them a very large portion of the population, and you can imagine what will happen then.

I am just glad I will not be around to see it!

Roy.

Tony Blair: Apology NOT Accepted!

Posted in Al Quada, America, Britain, Government, Immigration, Islamic State, News, Politics, Terrorism, UK with tags , , , , on 25/10/2015 by floroy1942
Apology Brings A Bad Taste To The Mouth Doesn't It Tony!

Apology Brings A Bad Taste To The Mouth Doesn’t It Tony!

Tony Blair has finally come out and ‘apologised’ for his part in taking Britain into the Iraq war, but to me his apology is worthless. If he thinks that all he needs to do after twelve years is apologise and then all is forgiven, then to my mind he is woefully wrong. Noteworthy is that he apologised on American CNN, not a programme in this country! He alone is responsible for all the misery that Britain has had to undergo since he became Prime Minister.

Not only do I blame him for the deaths of our soldiers in the unjustified war against Saddam Hussein, but he is also deeply responsible for the rise of terrorism that is currently inflicting so many countries across the world. I also blame him for the destruction of our country from the inside when he opened the gates to migrants from across the world.

Saddam Hussein

Saddam Hussein

Although he has apologised, he still does not accept any real blame for the Iraq war, for to him the fault lay with ‘faulty intelligence’ he received. In the CNN interview he said, “I apologise for the fact that the intelligence we received was wrong,” I would have thought that any sane leader would check intelligence reports thoroughly before taking the country to war, but this whole saga was based on data ‘manipulated’  to give the impression that Saddam had nuclear weapons.

The Guilty Duo

The Guilty Duo

I have to say that all the blame for the war does not fall on his shoulders for the man equally responsible was President George W. Bush who led America into the war. There is no doubt that these two people colluded to bring down Saddam.

Both these two leaders went into the war to win, and they did, but neither of them had thought about what to do in the country after they won. This naturally led to chaos in Iraq. Blair said in the interview, “I apologise for some of the mistakes in planning and, certainly, our mistake in our understanding of what would happen once you removed the (Saddam’s) regime.”

Chilcot ReportIt has been speculated that the sole reason behind Blair’s public ‘apology’ is the hopefully soon to be released Chilcot Report that has looked into all aspects of the Iraq War. It is expected to be a damning report that clearly shows the ineptitude of those in power at the time.

The public have been waiting for six years for this report that has been held back time and again, but is ‘due to be published soon’. Lets hope it is.

The reason for the delays in publication have been given as  “Maxwellisation”, under which those who may face criticism – believed to include Mr Blair – are given the opportunity to respond before publication. To me this approach just gives the guilty parties time to think up any number of excuses for their behaviour, like Blair now.

Blair - Smug As Always

Blair – Smug As Always

Blair did not openly admit to the Iraq war being mainly responsible for the wave of terrorist violence that has caused so many problems in all parts of the world, but he did say,  ‘I think there are elements of truth in that.” He added: “Of course you can’t say those of us who removed Saddam in 2003 bear no responsibility for the situation in 2015.”

With regard to the whole Iraq war episode I believe that people like Blair and Bush, plus those who worked with them like Cheney and Rumsfeld should all be brought to account for what they did. Blair in particular should be chained to a wall in the deepest dungeon in the Tower of London  and stay there for the rest of his miserable life.

Too Many Immigrants? How Can That Be?

Too Many Immigrants? How Can That Be?

I say this not only because of his Iraq war record, but more for the destruction he has wrought on this country with his ‘Multi-Cultural Britain’ programme that has seen many millions of immigrants pouring into the country to drain all its resources dry and destroy our way of life. For this he should be hung, drawn and quartered, but that’s another story.

Roy.

Can You Trust Your New Car?

Posted in America, Britain, Canada, England, Environment, Europe, Modern World, News, UK, USA with tags , , , , on 24/10/2015 by floroy1942
Martin Winterkorn CEO Of VW - Is That It? - No Accountability?

Martin Winterkorn CEO Of VW – Is That It? – No Accountability?

Car manufacturer recalls are becoming normal these days as one after another, customers find faults with their new vehicles. The biggest scandal to hit the manufacturing industry currently is of course the Volkswagen emissions cheat that has put the company in an unenviable position.

Emissions Test

Emissions Test

This scandal is not directly dangerous to those in the vehicle for they have been fitting parts to cars that cheat the emission regulations and this act not only affects Volkswagen but also Audi, Bentley, Bugatti, Lamborghini, Porsche, and overseas-brands SEAT and Skoda. So from this you can gather that a great many vehicles have been affected.

The sad thing is that air pollution has become a major worry today with the number of vehicles on our roads which are causing many diseases like cancer among those who breathe in the fumes daily. From this you can understand that cheating an emissions test is putting people’s health at risk, although not directly. But Volkswagen are not the only ones, for many other companies have had to recall their products for one reason or another.

New cars cost a fortune these days, but sadly times have changed for it is difficult to have 100% faith in what you have bought. Eleven vehicle manufacturers have issued recalls because of faulty Takata airbags in their vehicles that have killed more than 10 people and caused the recall of 34 million vehicles. Drivers were killed when a faulty airbag exploded in front of them and sent shrapnel into their face and bodies.

Result Of Toyota Gas Pedal Fault

Result Of Toyota Gas Pedal Fault

Among some of the worst problems associated with manufacturing errors were the Toyota ‘out-of-control’ gas pedal in 2009 and 2010 which resulted in 30 deaths. In 1980 Ford recalled more than 21 million cars for a fault that allowed the gearbox to slip from ‘Park’ into ‘Reverse’ causing more than 6,000 accidents, 1,700 injuries and 98 deaths. In 1995 car makers Honda, Nissan, Chrysler, Mitsubishi, GM, Mazda, Suzuki, Subaru and Isuzu were caught out by a seatbelt failure where the release button jammed and people were trapped in the car by their seatbelts. Since 1980 a total of 50 million cars have had to be recalled by the manufacturers for serious defects.

These are all manufacturing faults that are causing problems for motorists across the world. It makes me wonder how far this trend will go? Are we at some time in the future going to be travelling at 120kph down a motorway when one or all four wheels fall off the car?  It makes you wonder.

VolkswagenIt is a sad indictment of today’s world that manufacturers will take any risk to save a few pounds to increase their profits. Years ago when I was young you bought something knowing you would get literally years of use out of the product because it was made properly without any shortcuts, or as today, a built-in life of a year or maybe two if you are lucky.

The main problem is that people today are fixated on money, and the more they have the more they want. All manufacturing companies take shortcuts, or use items in the manufacture of their product that they know will have a limited life.

I worked for a well-known copier manufacturer in years gone by as a Quality Test Engineer and carried out tests on parts used in the machines to see how long they would last. I also carried out quality tests on products being used to build the machines on the manufacturing line. Many times I found unsatisfactory parts, but was overruled by management who went ahead and fitted them anyway.

Faulty Airbag

Faulty Airbag

That was a long time ago, but now the situation is even worse, as indicated by the use of the Takata airbags which obviously had not been quality tested sufficiently. It is an epidemic where manufacturers concentrate on profit instead of reliability, for they do not care if what you bought breaks down after one year, because they know people these days will just go out and buy a new one. Such is modern life and the sad thing is, no-one seems to be held accountable.

Roy.

Migrants – And The Shape Of Things To Come!

Posted in Benefits, Britain, Christianity, England, European Union, Germany, Immigrants, Muslim, News, Religion with tags , , , , on 18/10/2015 by floroy1942

It was no surprise to me to read today that a cleaning woman at a refugee camp has been sexually harassed by two Muslim inmates. The cleaner was assaulted every day for ten days before she had the nerve to report the abuse. Two refugees, one aged 38 and another of 52, have been arrested at the refugee camp in Kitzingen, Germany.

Local councillor Tamara Bishop said: “As a woman, what happened here really worries me.” To combat this problem the company charged with cleaning the centre will now send only men to carry out the work.

Muslim Violence In A Refugee Camp

Muslim Violence In A Refugee Camp

It would appear that this is not an isolated case for many refugee camps in Germany are suffering from a wave of violence among the inmates. Doctors in Calden have said they will no longer treat the sick in the camp without an escort because of attacks on them. Last month an ambulance was attacked by refugees at the camp, and around 300 people attacked each other with metal bars after an argument in a food queue.

To me this comes as no surprise, and yet Angela Merkel has opened up a ‘can of worms’, for Germany is expecting 1.5 million refugees to arrive this year, and what next years total will be is anyone’s guess. There can be little doubt that with her rash statement of a few weeks ago she has opened up the doors to a wave of problems for Germany.

I very much doubt that these incidents, and in particular the rape of a German women, will be the last when these refugees are released into the community. Rape in particular is considered a right in Muslim society and is even condoned by the Qu-ran.

Muslim View On Rape

Muslim View On Rape

In Britain the number of rapes per year has gone through the roof since Tony Blair allowed the country to be filled up with Muslims. When they see our women dressed the way they are each of them is considered a legitimate target for any Muslim male who is feeling a little randy, or thinks he can exploit the situation.

In my view we haven’t seen anything yet, for once these people are released into the community the crime rate, and in particular rape, will skyrocket and we may well reach a situation where no German woman feels safe on the streets without a male escort.

What most people here seem to forget is that these people do not live by the same rules as we do, and even though they are now living in a Christian country they still feel they can do as they please. This fact has been proven time and time again in Britain, and it will come to Germany too.

Europe is being overrun by these so-called refugees and I say that because as previously reported, from the influx between April and June of this year official figures based on registration data state that barely a third were from Syria and Iraq. The rest were all economic refugees from Albania, Pakistan, Bangladesh and African countries here to live off benefits and make money.

And They Just Keep On Coming

And They Just Keep On Coming

With so many entering Europe the resources of many countries like Germany will be bled dry within a year, and that is not counting the wave of refugees that will come next year once the winter is over. People in the know are of the opinion that we will see a far bigger flood of refugees to our shores, making 2015 seem like a party.

It is time for the European Parliament to begin working together to stem this flow before we all drown under it.

Roy.

Laughter Is The Best Medicine

Posted in America, Britain, British Humour, Canada, England, Europe, Germany, News, UK, USA with tags , , , on 15/10/2015 by floroy1942

The UK Border Agency is asking citizens to keep on the lookout for a red 1951 Chevy that they suspect is being used to smuggle illegal immigrants from Calais to Dover through the Channel Tunnel. If you see the vehicle, pictured below, you are urged to contact your local police.

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Police in Los Angeles had good luck with a robbery suspect who just couldn’t control himself during a lineup. When detectives asked each man in the lineup to repeat the words: ‘Give me all your money or I’ll shoot’, the man shouted, ‘that’s not what I said!’

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FOX News reported today that Walt Disney’s new film called “Jet Black,” the African-American version of “Snow White”  has been cancelled.  All of the 7 dwarfs: Dealer, Stealer, Mugger, Forger, Drive-By, Homeboy, and Sniper have refused to sing”Hi Ho” because they say it offends black prostitutes. They also say they damn sure have no intention of singing, “It’s off to work we go.”

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A tourist walked into a Brighton curio/antique shop. After looking around for a while, he noticed a very life-like bronze statue of a rat. It had no price tag, but it was so striking that he decided to buy it anyway. He took it to the owner and said, ‘How much is this bronze rat?’ The owner replied, ‘It’s £12 for the rat and £100 for the story.’ The tourist gave the owner his £12 and said, ‘I’ll just take the rat, you can keep the story.’

As he walked off down the street, he noticed that a few real rats had crawled out of the sewers and begun following him. This was a little disconcerting, so he started to walk a little faster but within a couple of blocks the swarm of rats had grown to hundreds and they were all squealing and screeching in a very menacing way. He increased his speed and ran on towards the beach and as he ran, he looked behind him and saw the rats now numbered in their MILLIONS and they were running faster and faster.  By now very concerned, he ran down to the end of the pier and threw the bronze rat far out into the water.  Amazingly, the millions of real rats jumped into the water after it and were all drowned.

The man walked back to relate all this to the shop owner, who said, ‘Ah, you’ve come back for the story then?’ ‘No,’ said the tourist, ‘I came back to see if you’ve got a bronze Muslim Fundamentalist Cleric, a couple of immigrants, a Chelsea supporter and anything French!’

4 “Bisexuality immediately doubles your chances for a date on Saturday night.”   Rodney Dangerfield

“There are a number of mechanical devices which increase sexual arousal, particularly in women. Chief among these is a Mercedes-Benz 600SL.”   Lynn Lavner

“Sex at age 90 is like trying to play pool with a rope.” Camille Paglia

“Sex is one of the nine reasons for incarnation. The other eight are unimportant.” George Burns

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I went to the pub last night and saw a fat chick dancing on a table. I said, “Good legs.” The girl giggled and said, “Do you really think so.” I said, “Definitely! Most tables would have collapsed by now.”

I hope you had a laugh. ‘Til next time.

Roy

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