Archive for June, 2015

Oh England! What Has Become Of You?

Posted in America, Britain, Equality, European Union, Human Rights, Immigrants, Justice, News, Police, Politics with tags , , , , on 28/06/2015 by floroy1942
The Future - Unless We Do Something About It!

The Future – Unless We Do Something About It!

As a Brit have you ever had that sinking feeling as you look around at what is happening in the country today? When I see the incompetence of our politicians and justice system in today’s world it makes me want to cringe. When I see the thousands upon thousands of immigrants clogging up the country’s entry points it makes me want to scream. And yet, no-one seems capable or in some cases interested, in doing anything to save our civilization.

Some of the recent news items made me want to move to a desert island somewhere (with all the mod-cons of course) and shut myself off from the world completely.

Theresa May - Home Secretary

Theresa May – Home Secretary

Just this last week the U.K. Court of Appeal has given immigrants facing deportation for crimes committed in the U.K. the right to appeal their deportation in the courts in direct contradiction to the new rules initiated by the Home Secretary Theresa May. May’s new rule makes it possible for immigrant criminals to be deported immediately, but allows them to appeal from their home country. So far one thousand have been deported under this rule, but now, Lord Dyson, Master of the Rolls, sitting with Lord Justice Underhill, has given permission for two convicted drug offenders to challenge May’s ruling.

The challenges are being brought by Kevin Kinyanjui Kiarie, a Kenyan who came to the UK as a young child in 1997, and Courtney Aloysius Byndloss, a Jamaican father of at least seven children born in the UK from three partners.

See What I Mean

See What I Mean

The Justices argue that deportation would cause harm to their ‘family life (Art. 8 of the HRC), and according to them, the criminals will not have the benefit of legal aid and could face serious problems, including gaining access to video-link or internet facilities. Oh dear! What a shame! They are convicted drug criminals for crying out loud! Should we feel sorry for them?

Following this farce you can bet your last dollar they will be allowed to stay and continue their chosen trade. It seems we let them all in but can’t get rid of them when they turn out to be criminals.

It was also revealed last week that the U.K. population has risen drastically in the last year and now stands at a record 64,596,800, an increase of almost half a million since mid 2013.  Now I wonder how that happened?

Between mid-2013 and mid-2014 the overall figure for migrants arriving in the UK was 582,600, compared to 322,900 people leaving the country. I have to ask, just how long is Britain supposed to accept these immigrants before we can say NO MORE! They are breeding like rabbits once they get here and pretty soon will outnumber us.

Immigrants - Getting in Any Way They Can!

Immigrants – Getting in Any Way They Can!

We already have far too many, but we can’t deport even the criminals because of stupid laws from Strasbourg and our own impotent justice system, so I guess in 20 or 30 years they will take over. Don’t think that Britain is alone in this, for it will happen in the majority of European countries. Even the mighty United States is in danger at sometime in the future.

When it comes to immigrants everyone is so ‘touchy’ and frightened that last Thursday (25/6) a man was charged with “inciting racial hatred ahead of a proposed demonstration in an area of London with a large Jewish population.” The Police are reported as saying, “We are working with residents to ensure that people can exercise their rights in a way that is lawful.”

A Muslim Demonstration

A Muslim Demonstration – See What I Mean?

There is not much information on this issue, but when it comes to racial hatred the Police and laws are very one-sided. If British people demonstrate in the streets about the flood of immigrants they are arrested, but if the Muslims stand on a street corner shouting hate slogans at passers-by they are given a Police escort. Where is the justice in that?

I think we are getting close to the time when mankind should be eradicated on this planet so we can start all over again, and hopefully make a better job of it.

Roy.

The Iran Dilemma

Posted in Al Quada, America, Britain, European Union, Iran, News, Nuclear Proliferation, Politics, Terrorism, United Nations with tags , , , , on 25/06/2015 by floroy1942

I have for a long time believed that a nuclear deal with Iran will never turn out satisfactorily. Ever since the USA accused them of attempting to make nuclear weapons in 2003, negotiations have been on-going to reach an agreement that would stop the Middle East nation from acquiring these weapons. Iran insists their work is for ‘peaceful purposes’ directed at providing nuclear powered electricity only, and not weapons. however, most of the evidence puts this statement into doubt.

IAEA Inspection Team

IAEA Inspection Team

Inspections by the International Atomic Energy Agency (IAEA) have shown Iran is enriching uranium far beyond that needed for a nuclear reactor to produce electricity. Last year it was revealed that they have successfully created a nuclear trigger which is required to initiate a nuclear explosion. What do they need such a thing for if all they wish to do is produce electricity? Since that time serious negotiations have been taking place to make sure this practice is stopped, and to make Iran agree not to ‘go nuclear’.

At every step of the way through the negotiations since 2004, Iran had placed one roadblock after another to prevent an agreement. But after more than ten years of negotiations some countries cannot see ‘the writing on the wall’ and still live in hope. But the interesting thing is, the research is still going on at secret locations.

Iran Leader Khamenei

Iran Leader Khamenei

Now the Supreme Leader Ayatollah Ali Khamenei has stepped into the ring and stated coldly that Iran will not accept the agreement thus reached and dismantle its nuclear infrastructure unless all sanctions are dropped immediately instead of the phased plan proposed by the USA, no freeze on research, or IAEA inspections of military sites. This means that their research can continue at military sites without the world knowing about it.

So its looks to me that the last eleven years of high level meetings have been all for nothing, and Iran is still determined to go its own way. Put in simple terms, Iran has no intention of giving up its nuclear ambitions which is what I always thought.

For a country that has openly funded and provided weapons to terrorist organizations like al Quada, Hamas, I.S. etc. to have nuclear weapons is probably the most serious threat to peace the world has ever known. The consequences of such an event are unthinkable.

Iran Nuclear Faciclities

Iran Nuclear Facilities

All the years they have been negotiating with smiles on their faces, but I believe there lurks behind the smile a deadly purpose, to become a nuclear power. Nuclear weapons would make them king of the Middle East who could dictate to all the oil rich nations what they should and should not do. With their insane hatred of the USA, they could pass on nuclear weapons to terrorists with the intention of destroying major American cities like Washington or New York and then claim their innocence, that they knew nothing about it.

It may be easy to say, “Oh but they are not that crazy”, but they are Muslims with a belief that when they die they will all get their 72 virgins.

Who Is Aiming At Whom?

Who Is Aiming At Whom?

And what of Israel? If Iran became a nuclear power it may be their plan to follow through on their threat to nuke the country and “remove it from the face of the Earth.” If Iran ever became a nuclear nation there is no telling what they would do with the power. The dangers of a nuclear war in the world would become extremely high if these nutters get the bomb.

Israel has already said that if they proceed and get the materials and ‘know-how’ to make a bomb they will nuke the country to stop it happening. This would be a massive gamble, for it would turn every Muslim on the planet against them, even though secretly  many would be happy they had.

I am sure that every country in the Middle East does not want to see Iran become a nuclear power for their own safety. The leaders of Saudi Arabia have already made it known they would seek to become a nuclear power if Iran does, so where does that leave us?

Reagan and Gorbachov Sign Nuclear Treaty.

Reagan and Gorbachov Sign Nuclear Treaty.

To date the balance of power and the agreements signed between the United States and Russia have removed the threat of an all-out nuclear war on the planet, but if Iran goes nuclear what will happen then? They will become to a great extent a threat to the peace of the world. It could take only one nuclear missile launch to destroy the peace we have known since World War Two. If missiles start flying across the globe there is one thing for sure, mankind will not live to produce another generation.

I sincerely hope I am wrong, but to me there could be hard time ahead for the world. Whichever way you look at it, I am glad I am not a teenager with the whole of my life before me, for if they achieve their ambition dangerous times are ahead.

Roy.

The Bell Tolls For Thee!

Posted in America, Britain, Conservation, Environment, European Union, Modern World, News, Oceans, Politics, United Nations with tags , , , , on 21/06/2015 by floroy1942

Its not until you get really old and have experienced the changes that have overtaken the world and its people, that you get some idea of what the future could be.  What will life be like in fifty or a hundred years time? That is a question many people would love to know the answer to, but as we all  know, unless someone invents a time machine that is impossible.

Our Ailing Planet

Our Ailing Planet

The only ones who can give us any idea of the future are the scientists who study life on Earth, our environment, and the changes taking place on an annual basis. Right now they are warning us of terrible changes that will happen in the years to come.

Age Of The Dinosaur

Age Of The Dinosaur

This planet has always been home to not only humans, but thousands of species of creatures that share this world with us. Throughout its history there have been major changes in this world’s inhabitants, like for example the dinosaur age that ended 65 million years ago with an asteroid colliding with Earth. After that cataclysmic event life almost had to start again.

We as a species have developed and become dominant in the social order of things, so why are we hell-bent on destroying our home. Scientists from the universities of  Stanford, Princeton and Berkeley have issued a report which says in effect, “We are now entering the sixth great mass extinction event.” Bold words indeed, for it says that humanity will not be around for much longer in Earth history terms.

The Majority View

The Majority View

I can well imagine that the majority of the public who took the time to read the article will have scoffed and declared the report pure nonsense. But just take the time to think about it in more than cursory terms. Think about the way the human race is today, how we are slowly but surely destroying everything nature has built up over millions of years.

Hurricane Katrina

Hurricane Katrina

People also scoff at the idea of climate change, but again, think about it. When in our recent history have we had such droughts as in Central USA, California, or the United Kingdom among many other parts of the world? When was the last time we had hurricanes the size of Katrina a few years ago, typhoons that ravaged many Far Eastern countries, and so many since then? When was the last time countries like the USA, Britain and some central European states among many others had massive flooding? When was the last time the the Arctic and Antarctic ice retreated so far? The answer is – Not in living memory!

Think what you like, but all these events are abnormal in the recent history of man, and signal dramatic changes in the Earth’s environment. These changes are being brought about by us because of our uncaring attitude to this planet we call home, to greed, to over-population and ignorance.

Gerardo Ceballos

Gerardo Ceballos

Gerardo Ceballos, the lead author said, “If it is allowed to continue, life would take many millions of years to recover and our species itself would likely disappear early on.” Professor Paul Ehrlich, another of the lead authors, said: “Without any significant doubt … we are now entering the sixth great mass extinction event. There are examples of species all over the world that are essentially the walking dead. We are sawing off the limb that we are sitting on.”

The main concern of the scientists is that mankind is killing off much of the animal and plant-life on the planet and that can only lead to our extinction. Every creature, plant and human on the planet is inter-dependent for survival despite what most people think.

Burning The Rain Forest In Brazil

Burning The Rain Forest In Brazil

Nature is a finally balanced instrument, like for example trees. Without trees there would be no life on this planet at all, although few think of that. Along with the oceans, trees provide the one essential to life on this planet – oxygen! But what are we doing, many of the old forests and wooded areas in developed countries have disappeared thanks to agriculture requirements. We are also destroying huge swathes of these life-giving essentials by chopping down or burning massive areas of our tropical forests like the Amazon, Africa and the Far East, and for what, greed!

Even the humble bee is essential to life on the planet because it is necessary for plant growth through pollination, but we are poisoning them at an unprecedented rate with our chemical pesticides, and many other essential species of insect I might add. Science has estimated that they could disappear completely within the next three generations.

Fields In My Day - Surrounded By Hedgerows

Fields In My Day – Surrounded By Hedgerows

In my youth almost all fields were bordered by hedgerows that were teeming with animals, birds and insects. The birds in particular kept down the pests that invaded our crops, but once the hedgerows had been ripped out to increase profit, man found a better way, spraying them with often deadly chemicals. This removal of the hedgerows annihilated the many species that lived in them and did such a valuable job. And I might add, the crop spraying started poisoning us.

These are the kind of changes that are being highlighted by the scientists, for they say that animal species have been dying off 114 times faster since 1900 than at any time in Earth’s history. The report says, “In the last 115 years, over 400 more vertebrates (animals with backbones) have vanished than would normally be expected – including 69 mammals, 80 birds, 24 reptiles, 146 amphibians and 158 fish species. Today, more than 26% of all mammalian species and 41% of all amphibians are in danger of being wiped out.”

Value Of Rhino Horn

Value Of Rhino Horn

You only have to look at the plight of elephants and rhinoceros in Africa that are being consigned to history at an ever increasing rate by poachers. Kill an elephant and sell its tusks to some Far Eastern trader who will then make a ‘miracle’ cure for the masses that has no medicinal value whatsoever. So we destroy an entire species for what – nothing, except profit! What will these people do when there are no more elephants or rhino’s, probably turn to some other species and then proceed to wipe them out too.

World's Top Polluters

World’s Top Polluters

Many people will say, “So what. We are still here.” But they forget about the interdependency between species and plant life on the planet. Its like having a completed jigsaw in front of you, and then someone starts taking away pieces one by one. Very soon the picture is hard to recognize for what it is.

As the population of Earth continues to explode, areas that were the habitats of essential animals and insect life are being swallowed up and increase the annihilation of these species.

Ocean Pollutants

Ocean Pollutants

As we continue to pollute and rape the seas of its life we are hastening the end for all life on the planet. Some ship captains think nothing of flushing out their oil or chemical tanks and dumping the contents into the ocean. None of them think about the harm they are doing to the fish stocks that we eat. In Japan the favourite dish is Sushi (raw fish), little do they know that most fish caught in the oceans these days have a high level of mercury because of man’s continued contamination. Personally, I would not eat Sushi if you gave it to me for free.

The Affects Of Climate Change

The Affects Of Climate Change

You can look at your own uninterrupted daily life and think this is all hogwash because it does not affect you in the slightest, but what of your children and their children. What sort of world are we leaving them? If you do not see past the current problems and try to do something about them you are condemning your children, and their descendants, to a very hard life, or no life at all!

What About Us?

What About Us?

I know that it is hard for the average person to make big changes, that is up to the politicians (Heaven help us), but we can all contribute in the way we dispose of rubbish, when we are shopping by refusing plastic bags for example and minimizing car use by taking the bus. Small things but on a national scale they all help. The main thing we can all do is make the politicians take heed, and put forward some concrete proposals that will help save our species.

There can be little doubt that if the human race is to continue on this planet many things have to change, like social attitudes and caring for nature. We have to stop being the most destructive force on the planet, and start thinking about the life of future generations.

Roy.

British Humour

Posted in America, Britain, British Humour, England, Europe, European Union, Modern World, News, UK, USA with tags , , , , on 20/06/2015 by floroy1942
Says It All

Says It All

Boy comes home and tells his parents he has just had sex for the first time. The proud Dad says ‘I’ll buy you a bike to celebrate, but you will have to wait until next pay-day” The boy replies ‘that’s al-right Dad, my arse is too sore to ride it anyway.’

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“Sex is one of the nine reasons for incarnation. The other eight are unimportant.” – George Burns
“Women might be able to fake orgasms. But men can fake a whole relationship.” – Sharon Stone
“Hockey is a sport for white men. Basketball is a sport for black men. Golf is a sport for white men dressed like black pimps.” – Tiger Woods

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A successful man, working as a sales representative in a large company, tells his boss one day: If you want me to continue working for you, I need a 20% raise. You have 24 hours to give me an answer. I have four companies chasing me, so let me know your decision.
The boss is alarmed. In this recession, a 20 percent raise? So many employees are being laid off, so many others have seen a major cut in their salaries. You want a 20% raise?
“I will not argue with you,” says the employee. “As I said, there are four companies pursuing me. So just let me know your decision.”
Next day, the boss calls him in, and says, that due to his great performance he decided to comply and will give him the requested raise.
“Great,” the man says. “if so, I will continue gladly with you.” As he is leaving his boss asks him: “out of curiosity, who are the four companies chasing you?” “Oh” man responds: “Master Card, Visa, American Express, and the mortgage company.

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“My mother never saw the irony in calling me a son-of-a-bitch.” – Jack Nicholson
“Ah, yes, divorce, from the Latin word meaning to rip out a man’s genitals through his wallet.” –  Robin Williams
“Women need a reason to have sex. Men just need a place” – Billy Crystal

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A tourist in Vienna is going through a graveyard and all of a sudden he hears music. Could it be Andre Rieu, he thinks to himself? He looks around but no one can be seen, so he starts searching for the source. He finally locates the origin and finds it is coming from a grave with a headstone that reads: “Ludwig van Beethoven, 1770- 1827.” Then he realizes that the music is Beethoven’s Ninth Symphony and it is being played backward!
Puzzled, he leaves the graveyard and persuades a friend to return with him. By the time they arrive back at the grave, the music has changed.. This time it is the Seventh Symphony, but like the previous piece, it is being played backwards
Curious, the men agree to consult a music scholar. When they return with the expert, the Fifth Symphony is playing, again backwards. The expert notices that the symphonies are being played in the reverse order in which they were composed, the 9th, then the 7th, then the 5th.
By the next day the word has spread, and a crowd has gathered around the grave. They are all listening to the Second Symphony being played backward. Just then the graveyard’s caretaker ambles up to the group.
Someone in the group asks him if he has an explanation for the music. “I would have thought it was obvious,” the caretaker says: “He’s decomposing.”

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When I was in the pub I heard a couple of dickheads saying that they wouldn’t feel safe on an aircraft if they knew the pilot was a woman. What a pair of sexist twits. I mean, it’s not as if she’d have to reverse the bloody thing!

I recently diversified my Pension Fund and spent €6,500 on a young registered Black Angus bull. I arranged for him to be put out with the herd but he just ate grass and wouldn’t even look at  a cow.
I was beginning to think I had paid more for that bull than he was worth. Anyhow, the Vet was called to have a look at him.   The Vet said the bull was very healthy, but possibly just a little young, so he gave me some pills to feed him one per day.
The bull started to service the cows in two days, all of them! He even broke through the fence and bred with all the neighbour’s cows!  He was like a machine!  I don’t know what was  in the pills the Vet gave him…but they kind of taste like peppermint.

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Murphy says to Paddy “What ya talkin’ to an envelope for?” Paddy replies, “I’m sending a voice-mail ya thick sod!”

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“Bisexuality immediately doubles your chances for a date on Saturday night.” – Rodney Dangerfield
“There are a number of mechanical devices which increase sexual arousal, particularly in women. Chief among these is the Mercedes-Benz 600SL.” – Lynn Lavner
“Sex at age 90 is like trying to play pool with a rope.” – Camille Paglia

I hope you enjoyed it. ‘Til next time.

Roy.

 

Immigrants, Immigrants, Immigrants,

Posted in Benefits, Britain, David Cameron, England, European Union, Human Rights, Immigrants, News, UK, United Nations with tags , , , , on 15/06/2015 by floroy1942

Just how long is Europe expected to allow these thousands of immigrants in? That is the big question on the lips of the average man in the street. Just about everyone in the European Union, well, except for the politically correct crowd of course, is asking the same question.

Migration Routes

Migration Routes

In recent news Italy is pleading with other states to take in the thousands they are rescuing on a weekly basis, but now France for one has closed its borders to these people.

Italian Ship Rescues Migrants

Italian Ship Rescues Migrants

It is a fact that if we continue to let them in, more will try and make the perilous crossing of the Mediterranean Sea to ‘the promised land’. This year 50,000 have been landed in Italy with 5,800 rescued this last weekend (7/6/15) alone from boats trying to make the crossing, and it is only June. What will the total be by years end?

E.U. Governments are now saying that it is an Italian problem because European Law states that immigrants must be taken in by the first country they reach, in this case Italy. Not withstanding that, Greece is in a similar situation, and we all know what their economy is like!

Benefit Queues

Benefit Queues

It is a simple fact that the European Union cannot, under any circumstances, continue to take in these refugees no matter where they come from. Already the people of Britain are making their objections known in the news columns on the internet. Here is a sample of what people are saying on this problem:

“The only way to stop this issue is to either return them to Africa after rescuing them or if they make it, to have them returned ASAP. At the moment they know that in one way or another they will get to live here, and all the while that message is going back home more will come. It may sound harsh but each one of these people leaves behind a larger family and once one gets here then another 6- 10 will follow. The problem needs sorting at source, in the countries where they come from, these people need to get together and force change in their own countries.” 

“When will the E.U. grow a spine – fair enough stop their boats off shore but land them back where they came from – that’s the only way to break the smugglers take away the destination thence demand – Stop pussyfooting around with the so called do gooders.” 

“So now they are trying to get into France. It’s obvious where they intend to go next. It really is down to Italy to get tough and stop allowing them access. I feel sorry for Italy over this. If they refuse them access they get criticised. Then they get told to keep them if they try to enter France.”

Trying to Reach Spain Across The Gibraltar Staits

Trying to Reach Spain Across The Gibraltar Staits

As you can see, the average man in the street has had enough of this farce, and it is time for European Governments to take some positive action to stop this trade once and for all. All the while the traffickers are getting rich at the expense of these people’s misery, but the only sure way to stop it is to send these people back where they came from until the traffickers realize there is no money in it any more.

It is true that some are real refugees fleeing the fighting in their own lands, but very many are economic refugees who come here to improve their living standards. I cannot fault this, except to say that the numbers are crippling us and there is just not enough work or benefits money for this to continue. Countless numbers of our own people are now living on the bread-line, a situation forced on them by the lack of jobs.

Those Who Must Decide

Those Who Must Decide

The politicians have to be made to realize that we just cannot keep taking these people in, because if we do, the economy will collapse completely, and eventually they will outnumber us when you consider the large families they have.

Already most European economies are in a shaky state with high unemployment rates and the huge cost of benefits and housing for these people. Whether you like it or not, very soon there will be no other choice but to return them. I am aware this will be a hard decision but very soon there will be no choice in the matter.

The Curse Of Our Times - Islamic State

The Curse Of Our Times – Islamic State

Among the comments raised on news articles is something I have said previously on this subject. The rich western nations should do more to improve living standards in African countries so these people have no need to make this perilous journey. The U.N. should also get together a multi-national force to put an end to the terror campaigns of the likes of Islamic State, Boko Haram and al Shebab among others.

It is only when these people, for whom I have the greatest sympathy, can live in peace and prosperity in their own lands that this catastrophe will be truly over.

Roy.

Banish Midweek Blues

Posted in America, Britain, British Humour, England, Europe, Modern World, News, Teens, UK, USA with tags , , , , on 10/06/2015 by floroy1942

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Sepp Blatter is going to use all of his spare time to concentrate on improving his tennis game. Rumour has it that his forehand isn’t anything special but his back-handers are absolutely amazing!

A man and a woman were engaged in heated sexual intercourse. The woman was screaming and wiggling like she had never before. Afterwards, she flings the lights on and stares him straight in the eyes. “You know you were shagging me in the ass, don’t you?” “I wasn’t quite sure,” replied the man. “Surely you realized that it wasn’t like our normal sex. Why didn’t you stop?” pleaded the wife. “You know how much we men hate to stop and ask for directions…”

Monday Morning

Monday Morning

Why do we have orgasms? How else would we know when to stop?

An English ventriloquist visiting Wales walks into a small village and sees a local sitting on his veranda patting his dog. He figures he’ll have a little fun, so he says to the Taff, ‘Good day, mind if I talk to your dog?’ Villager: ‘The dog doesn’t talk, you stupid English bastard.’

Ventriloquist: ‘Hello dog, how’s it going mate?’ Dog: ‘Yeah, doin’ all right.’ Taff: (look of extreme shock) Ventriloquist: ‘Is this villager your owner?’ (pointing at the Villager) Dog: ‘Yep’. Ventriloquist: ‘How does he treat you?’ Dog: ‘Yeah, real good. He walks me twice a day, feeds me great food And takes me to the lake once a week to play.’ Taff: (look of utter disbelief).

Ventriloquist: ‘Mind if I talk to your horse?’ Taff: ‘Uh, the horse doesn’t talk either…I think.’ Ventriloquist: ‘Hey horse, how’s it going?’ Horse: ‘Cool’. Taff: (absolutely dumbfounded) Ventriloquist: ‘Is this your owner?’ (pointing at the villager) Horse: ‘Yep’. Ventriloquist: How does he treat you? Horse: ‘Pretty good, thanks for asking. He rides me regularly, Brushes me down often and keeps me in the shed to protect me from the elements.’ Taff: (total look of amazement).

Ventriloquist: ‘Mind if I talk to your sheep?’ Taff: (in a panic) ‘The sheep’s a bloody liar…

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What should you do if your girlfriend starts smoking? Slow down and use a lubricant!

My wife bought a new table lamp home, after messing with it for ten minutes she said, “Huh, the damn thing is like you, it won’t work. ”
So I had a look at it for a while, “More like you, ” I said, ” it’s not wired up right and can’t be turned on”.

What’s the difference between a tire and 365 used rubbers? One is a Goodyear and the other is a great year.

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Sean Connery was interviewed by Michael Parkinson and bragged that, despite being 72 years of age, he could still have sex three times a night.
Cilla Black, who was also a guest, looked intrigued. After the show, Cilla says, “Sean, if I’m not bein too forward, I’d luv to ‘ave sex with yer. Lets go back to my ‘ouse, we could ‘ave a lorra fun.” So they went back to her place and got comfortable.
After a couple of drinks they went off to bed and had an hour of mad passionate sex together. Afterwards, Sean says, “If you think that was good, let me shleep for half an hour, and we can have better shex. But while I’m shleeping, hold my balls in your left hand and ma willie in your right hand.” Cilla looks a bit perplexed, but says, “Okay.”
He sleeps for half an hour, awakens, and they have even better sex than before.
Then Sean says, ‘Cilla, that was wonderful. But if you let me shleep for an hour, we can have the besht shex yet. You’ll have to…….” “I know Sean. Yer want me to ‘old onto yer bat ‘n balls again. No problem hun.” Cilla complies with the routine. The results this time are absolutely mind blowing.
Once it’s all over, they have a drink, Sean lights a cigarette and Cilla asks. “Sean, tell me, dis ‘oldin yer balls in one hand and yer willie in de other – does it really stimulate yer that much?” Sean replies, “No, not at all Cilla, but the last time I shlept with a scouser, the bitch stole ma wallet!!

‘Til next time.

Roy.

Raising A Generation Of Whimps!

Posted in America, Britain, Child Discipline, Children, English Schools, Modern World, News, Teen alcohol abuse, Teens, UK with tags , , , , on 07/06/2015 by floroy1942
Cheltenham Ladies' College

Cheltenham Ladies’ College

I could hardly believe what I was reading when a news report said that Cheltenham Ladies’ College, a girls school in Cheltenham, was considering dropping homework for students over the next five years because it was causing them depression. Instead they would get weekly meditation classes.

I have always maintained that if you pay proper attention in school, instead of, for example, writing text messages under the desk, you will learn all you need to learn. But, I do have to say that teachers today leave a lot to be desired in their methods. In my day, if you didn’t understand something you held up your hand and the teacher would explain until it was as clear as glass. Nowadays, many teachers don’t take the time to explain things to those pupils who don’t fully understand, and that is presuming they know enough about their subject to be able to.

Sir Anthony Seldon, Headmaster At Wellington College In Berkshire

Sir Anthony Seldon, Headmaster At Wellington College In Berkshire

Sir Anthony Seldon, headmaster at Wellington College in Berkshire, said in an interview that “mental health is a massive problem in Britain in schools and universities”. He said it was good the school was doing something about the problem, but doubted if banishing homework was the answer. He went on, “Life is stressful. Adult life is stressful, so unless we teach them to cope with that we’re not going to prepare them to cope in the adult world. That’s what schools are about – helping children learn to become adults, to learn to take responsibility themselves, rather than pampering young people.” Oh how right you are Sir!

Many people today are unable to handle even a little stress, and that is mostly due to their upbringing, or more likely, lack of it. Most children today are spoiled rotten by their parents, but when they get introduced to life’s problems they have no clue on how to handle it, and before anyone mentions it, I know there are exceptions, but the majority of youth can’t handle real life when they grow up because they have not been shown how to.

Depression

Depression

The main problem with kids today is that they get everything handed to them on a plate. When they cannot get what they want, like a laptop or the latest mobile phone they sulk and get depressed. Most often they cry  “All my friends have one. Why can’t I?” This philosophy has many drawbacks, for firstly it does not teach them the value of anything, and secondly can cause the deep depression that so often leads to drugs, and/or alcohol abuse.

Headteacher Eve Jardine-Young of the Cheltenham School said the average age at which depression was first diagnosed had fallen from 29 in the 1960s to 15-and-a-half early this century. She said, “What we’ve been reflecting on a lot in the last few years are the big national trends and international trends in the worsening states of adolescent mental health. We’ve created this epidemic of anxiety for ourselves as a society, and if our obligation as educators is to try to the best of our ability to set young people up as best we can for whatever the future may hold, then to ignore this whole area or to trivialize it is really irresponsible.”

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Binge-Drinking – This Is No Way To Escape Facing Real Life

Personally, I doubt that stopping homework is going to cure the problem, for all it will do is make these youngsters less likely to use their brains and increase their desire for ‘an easy life’. Young people today have no idea whatsoever of what they will have to face when they eventually leave school and have to work for a living.

This is one reason for the drug epidemic we have today. Instead of having the mental strength to face what life throws at us they turn to the only escape they know, drugs, or in many other cases, alcohol. Go through many towns and cities in Britain on a Friday or Saturday night, and you will find many teens comatose on the pavement or getting into a fight on the streets. For them alcohol is an escape from the problems of living in today’s society, but in the long term it does not help.

Teachers Need To Interact More With Their Pupils

Teachers Need To Interact More With Their Pupils

As a parent it is your responsibility to educate your children in such a way that they can understand that life does not hand them everything they wish for. Naturally the schools are part of this process, for children need to know that they must work hard to get what they want, and it begins with a good education. Teachers must be able to spot those having trouble with the lesson material and do all they can to make them understand.

If the children/teenagers are getting depressed because they cannot handle homework then the answer is not to stop it, but to make them understand that it is an essential part of their education. It will make them think, and use their brains to come up with the correct answers.

Life As A Teen Is One Big Party - But Wait Until The Crunch Comes!

Life As A Teen Is One Big Party – But Wait Until The Crunch Comes!

If I went to work and was feeling somewhat depressed I would not expect my boss to say, “It’s OK Roy. Take a couple of days off until you feel better!” Ha! Fat chance of that happening. Life today is full of pitfalls and traps that can cause people to feel insecure, but you must have the mental strength to overcome these problems and move on. Something today’s generation seems to be lacking.

The sad thing is, as we move forward in time and these youngsters have children of their own, the problem will get even worse because they will have no idea on how to handle such a situation with their own children because their parents let them down.

It's Time For Parents To Take An Active Interest In Their Children

It’s Time For Parents To Take An Active Interest In Their Children

If you wish to bring a new life into the world then you must be prepared to guide them as they grow up, and teach them that life is not the proverbial ‘bowl of cherries’ by preparing them for the hardships of becoming an adult. Teach them to recognize right from wrong, teach them that to get anywhere in today’s world you must have knowledge and be ready to work hard. Most of all, teach them that drugs and alcohol are not an escape from life’s problems.

I think that unless something drastic is done to educate our children in the correct way, and prepare them properly for adulthood, we are headed for major problems in the future. May God help us all.

Roy.

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