Archive for March, 2015

THIS Is Punishment? You Must Be Joking!

Posted in Britain, Conservative Party, England, European Union, Human Rights, Justice, News, Political Correctness, Prison, Riot with tags , , , , on 30/03/2015 by floroy1942

If you commit a crime you go to prison right? Prison is supposed to be a punishment for the criminal to ensure that he changes his ways and becomes a better citizen, right? Well, if you thought that you would be very wrong!

A news item released today has once again revealed that prisoners in our jails have a better life than you or I, and there is no such thing as punishment for crimes committed in this ‘enlightened’ age! The whole episode makes a mockery of British Justice.

It concerns a ‘drug lord’ who was sentenced to five years but is living the high life in prison with all the comforts of home, and many you would love to have. Jason Crocker, 36 was caught by the police selling drugs, and these are photographs of his cell that he took himself and posted on Facebook:

Crocker's Prison Cell complete With TV , Music Centre, Gaming Station And A Whole Lot More. He Even Has A Box Of Expensive Cigars!

Crocker’s Prison Cell complete With TV , Music Centre, Gaming Station And A Whole Lot More. He Even Has A Box Of Expensive Cigars!

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Another View – His Array Of Soaps, Lotions, Toothpastes And Assorted Male Perfumery

How on earth are prisoners living in the lap of luxury supposed to feel remorse for their actions and become reformed citizens? How on earth is living like this supposed to be a punishment?

The following are some of the public’s reactions to this article:

“How can this be allowed to happen? Surely the person(s) responsible for making these misery mongers lives comfortable in prison should disciplined and dismissed! It makes my blood boil… ” 

“What the hell is the prison service up to? That governor should be sacked on the spot and someone with the balls to impose a proper regime installed. Everything in that cell that is non-regulation should be confiscated immediately as a starter.”

“What is the world coming to. this guy seems to be having a better life than me and I’ve never done a thing wrong in my life. its time the government stamped down on this and made prison what its supposed to be and that’s punishment not a life of Riley.” 

“I can’t afford a games cube! I’ve never been in prison but it sounds wonderful!! Are we really allowing this to go on at the tax payers expense? He was a dirty drug dealer, destroying people’s lives for goodness knows how long & should not have anything other than a toilet in his cell. There is no deterrent in prison sentences. Make them work, bring back the harshest regime!”

I have to agree with all the sentiments above, but thanks to the Human Rights Laws from Brussels, and the ‘Goody-Goody Brigade’ here at home, we have reached a stage where there is no longer an incentive for criminals to ‘go straight’ when released.

Jason Crocker

Jason Crocker

If they get caught they receive a paltry sentence, even for murder, and then live a life of luxury behind bars at the Tax Payers expense. The only thing they miss is their freedom of movement. This is just not right, and it’s time we had a government willing and able to do something about it.

Send in the Riot Squad or Army and remove all the niceties from every cell and replace it with the standard bed and toilet, then lets see how they reform.

Prison guards should stop being ‘Mr. Nice Guy’ and be very strict, allowing only that which is necessary for living without all the comforts of home. Any guard who is caught allowing ‘contraband’ into the prison receives an automatic six months sentence and is fired from his job.

The Results Of A Prison Riot

The Results Of A Prison Riot

You can be sure there will be prison riots, but the moment trouble breaks out the Riot Squad or Army go in and sort it out. A few soldiers armed with batons and fire-hoses should be able to sort that out.

Prison Riot Squad

Prison Riot Squad

There can be little doubt that we need more prison guards who can watch the movements of prisoners at all times and quell trouble the moment it starts. A system of isolating a trouble spot in the prison is vital to stop it spreading to other wings. The answer to all prison riots is isolation and a quick response to prevent it spreading. Another essential is allowing only small groups of prisoners to move about the prison.

Work is another essential that is missing today, for it is far better to have prisoners working eight hours a day than lounging around playing snooker or watching TV. It is way past time that they made a contribution to society during their incarceration instead of living the kind of life many of us can only dream about.

Roy.

Too Little Too Late?

Posted in Britain, Conservative Party, David Cameron, England, European Union, Human Rights, Immigrants, Muslim, News, Sharia Law with tags , , , , on 29/03/2015 by floroy1942

I was somewhat surprised to read in the news last Monday that the government is at last promising moves to crack down on Muslim extremist preachers and Sharia Courts. A great initiative, but could it possibly be too late, for much of the damage has already been done. But there again, better late than never…right!

Cameron - "Damn I Should Have Thought Of This Earlier"

Cameron – “Damn I Should Have Thought Of This Earlier”

To be honest it does make me want to vote Conservative at the election, because there will never be such a plan put forward by that clown Miliband and his Labour Party, for they rely too much on the Muslim vote.

It is well known that certain Muslim areas of British cities and towns are run on the principal of Sharia Law, and the law of the land is being totally ignored. Not only that, for at least twelve years extremist Muslim clerics have been preaching hate to many of the Muslim communities in our midst.

Anjam Choudrey And His Message

Anjam Choudrey And His Message

Remember Abu Qatada and Abu Hamsa? Anjam Choudrey still walks the streets reciting his message of hate to anyone who will listen, and let us not forget our Universities that invite radical clerics to address seminars!

The messages of hate for the British people, our land and traditions have been spread far and wide by these people for more than a decade, and only now will the government do something about it. It really makes you wonder who’s side they are on.

This blatant hate campaign should have been stamped out as soon as it began, and we should have impressed on the Muslim community that we will not stand for it. Either they adapt to our ways or they can leave, it’s as simple as that.

Banned Radical Cleric Sheikh Omar Bakri Mohamed

Banned Radical Cleric Sheikh Omar Bakri Mohamed

It is one thing to go after these people and quite another when we try to deport them, for we have seen with the Qatada and Hamsa cases that they can spin out their appeals for more than ten years before we finally deport them. It is for this reason that I think they should be deported immediately once sufficient proof has been collected, and if they wish to appeal they can do it from their own country.

As we all know, the Human Rights Laws passed on to us by Brussels have been a big thorn in the side of British Justice, for literally thousands of criminals and radicals have escaped deportation by using these laws. It is way past time that the government told Brussels where to shove them, for our own laws have always been adequate in seeing  proper justice done.

Theresa May

Theresa May

Home Secretary Theresa May said on Monday, “To those who choose consciously to reject our values and the basic principles of our society, the message is clear: the game is up. We will no longer tolerate your behaviour.”

Under a Conservative government she said, measures would be brought in to include bans for groups which fell short of current terrorism proscription orders, closure orders to shut down premises owned or used by extremists, and extremism disruption orders to target individuals who incite hatred. Regarding Sharia Law she said there would also be an independent figure commissioned to investigate the use of Islamic law by Sharia councils, used to settle family and inheritance disputes by some British Muslims.

Sadly, the one thing she did not mention is the deportation of offenders, and that in my view is one of the most important factors. There can be little doubt that it is very important to rid the country of all these trouble makers so that those who live here can do so in peace.

Some Muslims Want Peace In Our Land!

Some Muslims Want Peace In Our Land!

I am sure it will be much easier for the average Muslim to assimilate into British society if they do not have a radical cleric whispering subversion in their ear. I am sure we will see a lot less Muslim youth sneaking off to Syria and Iraq to fight with the Islamic State, and Muslim criminals will certainly be less troublesome if they know they can no longer hide behind the Human Rights laws to stay in the country.

I am fairly sure that if we take the right steps to eradicate Muslim subversion Britain will be a lot happier place to live. Let’s hope it happens!

Roy.

Fun On The Run

Posted in America, Britain, British Humour, Canada, England, Europe, News, Teens, UK, USA with tags , , , , on 28/03/2015 by floroy1942

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Muslim suicide bombers in Britain are set to begin a three-day strike on Monday in a dispute over the number of virgins they are entitled to in the afterlife. Emergency talks with Al Qaeda have so far failed to produce an agreement.
The unrest began last Tuesday when Al Qaeda announced that the number of virgins a suicide bomber would receive after his death would be cut by 25% this October from 72 to 54.  A spokesman said increases in recent years in the number of suicide bombings has resulted in a shortage of virgins in the afterlife.
The suicide bombers’ union, the British Organization of Occupational Martyrs  (or B.O.O.M) responded with a statement saying the move was unacceptable to its members and called for a strike vote.
General Secretary Abdullah Amir told the press, “Our members are literally working themselves to death in the cause of Jihad.  We don’t ask for much in return but to be treated like this is like a kick in the teeth”.
Speaking from his shed in Tipton in the West Midlands, Al Qaeda chief executive Haisheet Mapants explained, “I sympathize with our workers concerns but Al Qaeda is simply not in a position to meet their demands. They are simply not accepting the realities of modern-day Jihad in a competitive marketplace.  Thanks to Western depravity, there is now a chronic shortage of virgins in the afterlife.  It’s a straight choice between reducing expenditures or laying people off.  I don’t like cutting afterlife benefits but I’d hate to have to tell 3,000 of my staff that they won’t be able to blow themselves up.
Spokespersons for the BOOM union in the North East of England, Ireland, Wales, New Zealand and the entire Australian continent stated that the change would not hurt their membership as there are no virgins in their areas anyway.
According to some industry sources, the recent drop in the number of suicide bombings has been attributed to the emergence of Scottish singing star, Susan Boyle.  Many Muslim jihadists now know what a virgin looks like and have reconsidered their benefit package.

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Two men were talking one day. “My wife asked me to buy organic vegetables from the market.” said the first man. “So were you able to find some?” the second man, asked.
“Well when I got to the market, I asked the gardener, ‘These vegetables are for my wife. Have they been sprayed with any poisonous chemicals?” “The gardener said ‘No, you’ll have to do that yourself.'”

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My boss screamed at me this morning. “It’s the 5th time you’re late to work this week! Do you know what that means?!” I said, “Probably that it’s Friday.”

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One day Mr. Smith, the president of a large corporation, called his vice-president, Dave, into his office and said, “We’re making some cutbacks, so either Jack or Barbara will have to be laid off.” Dave looked at Mr. Smith and said, “Barbara is my best worker, but Jack has a wife and three kids. I don’t know whom to fire.” The next morning Dave waited for his employees to arrive. Barbara was the first to come in, so Dave said, “Barbara, I’ve got a problem. You see, I’ve got to lay you or Jack off and I don’t know what to do?” Barbara replied, “You’d better jack off. I’ve got a headache.”

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Two buddies, Tony and Steve, are getting very drunk at a bar when suddenly Steve throws up all over himself. “Oh, no. Now Jane will kill me!” Tony says, “Don’t worry, pal. Just tuck a twenty in your breast pocket, tell Jane that someone threw up on you and gave you twenty dollars for the dry cleaning bill.” So they stay for another couple of hours and get even drunker. Eventually Steve rolls into home and his Jane starts to give him a bad time. “You reek of alcohol and you’ve puked all over yourself! My God, you’re disgusting!” Speaking very carefully so as not to slur, Steve says, “Nowainaminit, I can e’splain everythin! Itsh snot wha jew think. I only had a cupla drrrinks. But thiss other guy got ssick on me… he had one too many and he juss couldin hold hizz liquor. He said he was verrry sorry an’ gave me twennie bucks for the cleaning bill!” Jane looks in the breast pocket and says, “But this is forty bucks.” “Oh, yeah…I almos’ fergot, he shhhit in my pants, too.”

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News flash .A Muslim male has been shot tonight in Paris by someone using a starting pistol. A police spokesperson said this could well be race related.

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An elderly couple was having dinner one evening when the husband reached across the table, took his wife’s hand in his and said, “Martha, soon we will be married 50 years, and there’s something I have to know. In all of these 50 years, have you ever been unfaithful to me?”
Martha replied, “Well Henry, I have to be honest with you. Yes, I’ve been unfaithful to you three times during these 50 years, but always for a good reason.
Henry was obviously hurt by his wife’s confession, but said, “I never suspected. Can you tell me what you mean by ‘good reasons?'”
Martha said, “The first time was shortly after we were married, and we were about to lose our little house because we couldn’t pay the mortgage.
Do you remember that one evening I went to see the banker and the next day he notified you that the loan would be extended?”
Henry recalled the visit to the banker and said, “I can forgive you for that. You saved our home, but what about the second time?”
Martha asked, “And do you remember when you were so sick, but we didn’t have the money to pay for the heart surgery you needed? Well, I went to see your doctor one night and, if you recall, he did the surgery at no charge.”
“I recall that,” said Henry. “And you did it to save my life, so of course I can forgive you for that. Now tell me about the third time.”
“Alright,” Martha said. “So do you remember when you ran for president of your golf club, and you needed 73 more votes?”

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A businessman was preparing to go on a long business trip, so he thought he’d buy his wife something to keep her occupied.
He went to a sex shop and explained his situation.
The man there said, ‘Well, I don’t know that I have anything that will keep her occupied for so many weeks, except… The Magic Penis!’
The husband said, ‘The what’?
The man repeated, ‘The Magic Penis,’ and pulled out what seemed to be an ordinary dildo.
The husband laughed, and said, ‘It looks like a dildo!’
The man then pointed to the door and said, ‘Magic Penis, door!’
The penis rose out of its box, darted over to the door and started pounding away at the keyhole. The whole door shook wildly with vibrations, so much so, that a crack began to form down the middle.
Then the man said, ‘Magic Penis, return to box!’ and the penis stopped and returned to the box.
The husband bought it and took it home to his wife.
After the husband had been gone a few days, the wife remembered the Magic Penis. She undressed, opened the box and said ‘Magic Penis, my vagina.’
The penis shot to her crotch. It was absolutely incredible. After three mind-shattering orgasms, she became very exhausted and decided she’d had enough. She tried to pull it out, but it was stuck her husband had neglected to tell her how to turn it off so she put her clothes on, got in her car and started for the closest hospital.
On the way, another incredibly intense orgasm made her swerve all over the road. A Police Officer saw this and immediately pulled her over. He asked for her license, and then asked how much she’d had to drink.
Gasping and twitching, the woman said, ‘I haven’t had anything to drink officer. You see, I’ve got this Magic Penis thing stuck in my crotch and it won’t stop screwing me.’
The officer looked at her for a second, shook his head and replied, ‘Yeah right… Magic Penis, my ass!
The rest, as they say, is history…

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A guy is on a business trip and he’s staying in this fancy hotel. He goes up to his room, and there’s a sign near the bed that says, “Try our Oriental Massage”.
So he rings down to the reception desk and tells the clerk that he’d like to try one of these massages. About ten minutes later this Japanese lady comes up and starts giving him a massage.
He’s lying on his stomach and getting pretty horny. She tells him to turn over and he does, revealing a huge boner.
“Ahh, you want wanky!” she giggles.
“Oooh, yes!” he leers.
She runs off into the bathroom and he lies on the bed waiting. A few minutes later she sticks her head out from behind the door and says, “You finish yet?”

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Two Irishmen, Patrick & Michael, were adrift in a lifeboat following a dramatic escape from a burning freighter. While rummaging through the boat’s provisions, Patrick stumbled across an old lamp.

Secretly hoping that a genie would appear, he rubbed the lamp vigorously. To the amazement of Patrick, a genie came forth. This particular genie, however, stated that he could only deliver one wish, not the standard three.

Without giving much thought to the matter, Patrick blurted out, “Make the entire ocean into Guinness!”

The genie clapped his hands with a deafening crash, and immediately the entire sea turned into the finest brew ever sampled by mortals. Simultaneously, the genie vanished.

Only the gentle lapping of Guinness on the hull broke the stillness as the two men considered their circumstances.

Michael looked disgustedly at Patrick whose wish had been granted. After a long, tension-filled moment, he spoke:

“Nice going Patrick! Now we’re going to have to pee in the boat.”

Enjoy – ‘Til Next Time.

Roy.

 

Just Like I Said It Would Be!

Posted in America, Britain, England, European Union, Gaza and Hamas, Israel, News, Palestine, Terrorism, United Nations with tags , , , , on 24/03/2015 by floroy1942
Hamas Rocket Fired From Civilian Area

Hamas Rocket Fired From Civilian Area

A report out today by the United Nations Human Rights Council (UNHCR) is blaming Israel for all the deaths in Gaza during last summer’s fighting. According to them the 2014 war with Hamas has put their “adherence to international law in doubt!”

I am not Israeli nor am I a sympathizer, I am completely neutral with regard to Israel, but this is exactly what I was expecting from the aftermath of the war. It angers me when I see the finger of blame automatically pointed in their direction without anyone taking the trouble to examine the facts. And I might add, a terrorist organization getting away with such blatant deceit.

Makarim Wibisono Of The UNHCR

Makarim Wibisono Of The UNHCR

Special rapporteur Makarim Wibisono criticised Israel’s conduct during the July-August conflict. He said, “The ferocity of destruction and high proportion of civilian lives lost in Gaza cast serious doubts over Israel’s adherence to international humanitarian law principles of proportionality, distinction and precautions in attack,”

'Child Murderers Israel' How Naive!

‘Child Murderers Israel’
How Naive!

Once again, and I repeat, once again Hamas has managed to steer all blame for the war on Israel. Most people do not take the trouble to see what is really happening and accept the Hamas propaganda hook, line, and sinker!

Israeli Leaflet Drop On Gaza

Israeli Leaflet Drop On Gaza

No-one seems interested in the proven fact that Israel dropped leaflets to the inhabitants of areas warning them of an impending shelling, and Hamas fighters drove them back into their homes at gunpoint when they tried to reach a safe area! Also forgotten is that Hamas fired their rockets from deep within housing areas where civilians lived, knowing full well that when the Israeli’s returned fire they would be killed .

Iron DomeSomeone once said, “The Israeli’s have their Iron Dome rocket defence system for protection while Hamas has civilian casualties.” Never was a truer word spoken.  But do people stop and think before demonstrating in the streets against Israel – Do they hell!

West Bank Settlement

West Bank Settlement

I am not saying that Israel as a nation is blameless in this whole affair with the Palestinians for they are not. Their continued stealing of Palestinian land with their so-called Settlement Programme is wrong and should not be allowed. But this does not mean that they should carry all the blame for the high death toll in Gaza during these spats with Hamas.

Rocket Launcher Beside UN Building

Rocket Launcher Beside UN Building

This whole scenario has been repeated on a regular basis by Hamas, where they start the conflict, in this case with the unprovoked rocket attack on Israel, and then ensure that as many of their own people are killed as possible and see that Israel takes the blame. I am sorry, but it just isn’t right and the sooner the rest of the world see what is truly happening the better.

New York, London, Paris, Berlin - What Would YOU Do?

New York, London, Paris, Berlin – What Would YOU Do?

People across the West in particular have blamed Israel for attacking Hamas after the first rockets fell on Israeli territory, but if some militant group started firing rockets on one of YOUR towns or cities WHAT WOULD YOU DO? Think about it!

Hamas Rocket Firing On Israel

Hamas Rocket Firing On Israel

This sort of attack cannot be ignored by any society, yours, mine, or the Israeli’s. You have to strike back, and if the enemy is constantly firing the rockets from inside urban areas you have no choice but to launch an attack on the site to protect your own people.

Hamas Firing From Inside Civilian Area

Hamas Firing From Inside Civilian Area

Photographic evidence has been released of Hamas firing their rockets from inside the grounds of hospitals, schools and even from UN Facilities within Gaza. These selfsame places have been used as storage dumps for the rockets and yet its all the Israeli’s fault!

There is peace right now for one reason only, Hamas has run out of rockets but you can bet your last dollar that they are currently re-arming as fast as they can. As soon as they have enough, this war will start again, and please, don’t be so naive as to think it will not happen, for this scenario has been repeated over and over again for the last fifteen to twenty years.

These Two Have Become Billionaires

These Two Have Become Billionaires

As I have said in previous posts, Hamas uses donated funds for the rebuilding of Gaza to re-arm but also to make themselves rich beyond compare. Did you know that the top leaders of Hamas have become Billionaires during their time in power. Do you know that most of the other leaders are millionaires? This group started out with nothing when they were voted in by the people of Gaza in January 2006.

A Different Scenario

A Different Scenario

Their wealth, along with the arms purchased from Iran, has all come from the billions donated by various nations after each conflict with Israel that was intended for rebuilding Gaza city. It also comes from the very high taxes Hamas impose on anyone bringing in goods from the outside via the tunnels under the border with Egypt.

The Price Of A Tunnel

The Price Of A Tunnel

On top of this, aid money has been used to build all the tunnels (estimated at around $1m each) that are used by Hamas for military purposes. These tunnels were intended to provide access to Israeli territory for the mass killing of civilians in the surrounding villages and for taking hostages.

The terrorists even had a plan to blow up a kindergarten and a school in Israel, but only after they were full of children! But this of course was never widely reported because it was Hamas and not the Israeli’s.

The following photo shows the explosives being stacked in the tunnel under an Israeli school. Thankfully it was discovered by Israeli forces before it could be detonated.

Explosives Being Placed

Explosives Being Placed

The Hamas Human Shield

The Hamas Human Shield

I find it most unfair that Israel is automatically blamed for the deaths in Gaza, when in reality you can lay all the blame at the feet of Hamas. They have to date successfully manipulated the world press and the U.N. with their propaganda.

Hamas Human Shield - Including Children

Hamas Human Shield – Including Children

In earlier conflicts with Israel who was it that filled the flat roofs of their ammunition dumps, vantage points and attack positions with civilians? Who was it that fired on Israeli troops from behind a wall of civilians? There is plenty of photographic evidence for these ‘Human Shields’ on the web if you care to look. But the sad thing is, it is easier for the world to blame Israel!

Hamas Pulling The Wool Over Your Eyes!

Hamas Pulling The Wool Over Your Eyes!

So my advice to all the people in the UNHCR, and those who love to demonstrate on the streets against Israel, look at the bare facts and forget the blatant propaganda issued by Hamas. In this way we may all find a solution to this terrible conflict and save the people of Gaza from more death and misery in the future.

Roy.

Let Them Go!

Posted in Britain, European Union, Immigration, Islamic Revolution, Muslim, News, Politics, Religion, Terrorism, USA with tags , , , , on 23/03/2015 by floroy1942
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Three girls Joining I.S.

So much is being said about young Muslims wanting to go to Syria to fight for Islamic State (I.S.) that the situation is beginning to get farcical. There is talk of the government being responsible for not stopping these idealistic idiots, and not to mention the Police. But why is everyone making such a fuss?

The simple answer is to let them go, take away their passports and refuse them re-entry into the country. Problem solved! It is not necessary for the Security Departments, Police or government to spend millions of pounds tracking down these poor deluded fools and stopping them from leaving. If they are really intent on going they will find a way.

It has annoyed me in recent weeks to hear the parents of these runaways bleating that it is the government’s fault they have run away. The only people responsible are themselves, the parents, for not bringing up their children properly.

I.S. Website

I.S. Website

The only other people who could be held responsible are the clerics in the Mosques who preach Jihad and turn these idiots into potential terrorists, and the I.S. websites.

If the government really want to do something useful, they should deport the radical clerics and have the Security Departments find and block the I.S. websites that are persuading these young people to join them. A joint effort by all E.U. Nations to shut down these websites will go a long way to killing the I.S. recruitment programme.

Europe is currently in danger of terrorist attack when these people eventually come home. For many, if not all, will have been radicalized to the extent where they could carry out attacks on their ‘home’ soil. To avoid this they must not be allowed back in.

The Headlines

The Headlines

Whichever way you look at it, and no matter what the Press and politicians say, I.S. is steadily spreading its influence far and wide. It began in Iraq but has now spread to countries bordering the Mediterranean Sea, i.e. Libya and Tunisia and there are elements in other North African countries too like Morocco. I.S. is also reaching out to African countries further south like Nigeria. Boko Haram’s recent pledge of allegiance to I.S. is evidence of that.

We may be fighting them in Iraq and Syria, but their influence is still spreading like wildfire. It begins with small-scale eruptions here and there like in Libya and Tunisia but when they have enough recruits from the local populace it will erupt in open warfare.

The Statistics

The Statistics

The one thing we can all be sure of is that if they do take over North Africa, Europe will be next! There are more than enough Muslims living among us to ensure that I.S. will have all the support it needs. Once they have Europe you can bet that America will be next. I am glad I will not be around to see it, but I just hope our politicians wake up in time to recognise the danger.

Roy.

Sunday Nonsense

Posted in America, Britain, British Humour, Children, England, Europe, News, Senior Citizen, UK, USA with tags , , , , on 22/03/2015 by floroy1942

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If we manage to convince the Chinese that Jihadists’ testicles are aphrodisiacs, within ten years they’ll have disappeared…

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My girlfriend has just had a sea shell tattooed on her inner thigh. It’s that realistic. If you place your ear right up to it, you can smell the ocean.

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My girlfriend is having a baby. Everyone is predicting what it is going to be.
My Nan says, “She is carrying it high so it is going to be a girl.”
My other Nan says, “It is going to be a boy.”
My Mum says, “It is going to be about eight pounds.”
My mate Leroy says, “It is going to be black.”

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Never Assume

A small tourist hotel was all a buzz about an afternoon wedding where the groom was 95 and the bride was 23.
The groom looked pretty feeble and the feeling was that the wedding night might kill him, because his bride was a healthy, vivacious young woman.
But lo and behold, the next morning, the bride came down the main staircase slowly, step by step, hanging onto the banister for dear life.
She finally managed to get to the counter of the little shop in the hotel.
The clerk looked really concerned, “Whatever happened to you, honey? You look like you’ve been wrestling an alligator!”
The bride groaned, hung on to the counter and managed to speak, “Ohhh God! He told me he’d been saving up for 75 years…I thought he meant his money!!”

 

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You Are Never Too Old

A ninety year old man lived in a rest home and got a weekend pass. He stopped in his favourite bar and sat at the end and ordered a drink. He noticed a seventy year old woman at the other end of the bar and he told the bartender to buy the lovely young lady a drink. As evening progressed, the old man joined the lady and they went to her apartment, where they got it on. Four days later, the old man noticed that he was developing a drip, and he headed for the rest home doctor. After careful examination the doctor asked the old man if he had engaged in sex recently. The old man said, “Sure!” The doctor asked if he could remember who the woman was and where she lived. “Sure, why?” “Well you’d better get over there, you’re about to cum!”

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Pope Joke

A gentleman is preparing to board a plane, when he hears that the Pope is on the same flight. “This is exciting,” thinks the gentleman. “Perhaps I’ll be able to see him in person.” Imagine his surprise when the Pope sits down in the seat next to him.
Shortly after take-off, the Pope begins a crossword puzzle. Almost immediately, the Pope turns to the gentleman and says, “Excuse me, but do you know a four letter word referring to a woman that ends in ‘unt?’”
Only one word leaps to mind. “My goodness,” thinks the gentleman, “I can’t tell the Pope that. There must be another word.”
The gentleman thinks for quite a while, and then it hits him. Turning to the Pope, the gentleman says, “I think the word you’re looking for is ‘aunt.’” “Of course,” says the Pope. “Do you have an eraser?”

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Mohammad

Eight-year-old Mohammad entered his classroom on the first day of school. “What’s your name?”, asked the teacher. “Mohammad,” he replied. “You’re in Ireland now,” replied the teacher, “So from now on you will be known as Mike. Mohammad returned home after school. “How was your day, Mohammad?”, his mother asked. “My name is not Mohammad. I’m in Ireland and now my name is Mike”. His mother replied, “Are you ashamed of your name? Are you trying to dishonor your parents, your heritage, your religion? Shame on you!” And she beat him. Then she called his father, who beat him again. The next day Mohammad returned to school. The teacher saw all of his bruises. “What happened to you, Mike?”, she asked. “Well shortly after becoming an Irishman, I was attacked by two bloody Arabs.”

Ouch

 

A Fireman’s Tale

The firemen finally get a huge fire under control, and Chief Brown has all of his men accounted for except Olson and Rosolino. After a few minutes’ search, the chief looks down an alley, and there’s Rosolino, leaning over a trash can. His pants are down to his ankles, and Olson is banging away from behind. Chief Brown says, “What the hell is going on?” Olson says, “Rosolino passed out from smoke inhalation.” The chief says, “Smoke inhalation? You’re supposed to give him mouth-to-mouth resuscitation! ” Olson says, “I did, Chief, but then one thing led to another…”

‘Til next time.

Roy

Justice Is Finally Dead!

Posted in Benefits, Britain, England, European Union, Human Rights, Immigration, Justice, News, Politics, UK with tags , , , , on 18/03/2015 by floroy1942

The steady erosion of British Justice by Brussels has in my view finally reached its limit. A report out today has highlighted the fact that our judges will not extradite a killer back to his own country to face a prison sentence passed to him there. This criminal has been in trouble with the police several crimes in the U.K. and has lived off benefits since his arrival, but still our courts refuse to send him back.

The man in question is Branko Loncar aged 55, an ethnic Serb from Croatia, who with his two sons, received asylum in the U.K. in 1999.

The Killer Who Escaped Justice

The Killer Who Escaped Justice

While he lived in Croatia he and his wife had an argument after which she went out of the house, stood on a ladder, took a rope and indicated she intended to kill herself. As she stepped off the ladder, the noose tightened around her neck and rendered her unconscious, at which point Loncar shot her fourteen times with a handgun from a distance of 3-4 metres. At the time he said he was not aiming at her, but her body contained the bullets.

Initially the cause of death was determined to be by strangulation, but was accelerated by the injuries inflicted from the defendant’s gun and he was charged with murder. A pathologist declared she was already dead when the shots were fired and he was cleared of murder at his trial.

In 1999 he fled to England and claimed asylum because he was discriminated against in Croatia for being a Serb, and also suffered abuse in his village because of his wife’s death. Always ready to hear a good sob story, the British officials allowed him to stay. He has since lived in Britain on benefits and has been in trouble with the police on more than one occasion.

The British Justice Minister Has A Lot Of Work To Do!

The British Justice Minister Has A Lot Of Work To Do!

In 2000 the Croatian Courts reopened his case and four doctors said Mrs Loncar was still alive when her husband shot her. He was given a four-year prison sentence in his absence on the grounds that he ‘had an intention to kill’. By that time of course he was in England so the authorities sent an extradition request to the British Government in 2006 and the police arrested him.

This initial  request was turned down by the British Courts under Article 8 of the infamous Human Rights Act i.e. the ‘Right to Family Life’ because of his two sons. Judges also said Loncar had been in a relationship with the same partner since prior to 2006, although they do not live together’. In fact he and his ‘partner’ live separate lives 100 miles apart so I fail to see how this has any bearing on the case.

Judges - About As Useful As A Wet Rag Today

Judges – About As Useful As A Wet Rag Today

But now it is over because last week the High Court ruled in Loncar’s favour. Judges Lord Justice Aiken and Mrs Justice Popplewell, ended the long legal battle saying: “The offence for which the extradition of Mr Loncar is sought is undoubtedly a very serious one. Moreover, Mr Loncar has not led a blameless life as a British citizen. He has a caution for theft in 2012 and a conviction for common assault in 2013. Nevertheless we have reached the firm conclusion that it would be oppressive to extradite Mr Loncar by reason of the passage of time.”

So it would seem that as a killer, all you have to do is claim asylum in Britain and you will never have to answer for the crime of murder. This entire episode has proven once again the the idea of proper justice is totally dead and buried in Britain today.

It makes me wonder what excuse they would have found if Adolph Hitler had been on trial today for his war crimes! More than likely they would have given him ‘Community Service’!

Roy

The Baby Factory On Benefits

Posted in Benefits, Britain, Children, Elections, England, Government Spending, Justice, News, Parenting, Theft with tags , , , , on 17/03/2015 by floroy1942

Some people will do just about anything to live the high life without having to work for a living in this day and age. That is the reason why I was not surprised to hear of a women who is making  £39,192 a year in benefits just by having children. Cheryl Prudham currently has eleven with another on the way. Her husband works as a delivery man with an annual salary of £19,200, so this means the family income is £58,392.

Prudham Family Shopping

Prudham Family Shopping

It is reported they went on holiday to Menorca last year that cost the tax payer £7,000, but that is not all. The family were recently photographed shopping at a luxury goods store where it is said she bought a handbag for £895, not the sort of thing your average wife could afford. They even had the gall to be photographed in front of the store and stood proudly posing for the camera. Some people have no shame these days.

The Prudham's

The Prudham’s

They are currently living in a five-bedroom council house but are waiting to get one with seven bedrooms because the current one is too cramped. The family have managed to avoid the Government’s £26,000-a-year benefits cap because Mr Prudham works enough hours to claim working tax credit.

There are millions of people in Britain today who can barely make ends meet, and yet these benefit fraudsters are living the high life by cheating the tax payer. This to me is scandalous and means that the rules desperately need to be changed.

Headlines - But Not Enough To Spur The Government Into AcTion

Headlines – But Not Enough To Spur The Government Into AcTion

This kind of thing is happening all over Britain today and is bleeding the coffers dry, because the rules are too lax and these free-loaders soon find out they can have a good life without even having to work for it.

There are without doubt many such cases in the U.K. today, for we are deep into a period where everyone expects something for nothing. In fact many believe it is their God-given right, and being a ‘benefit cheat’ has become a way of life for many. This covers all areas of benefits from those who will not work to those with disabilities. The days of everyone ‘doing their bit’ for the good of the nation and their families are long gone, and we are a sadder nation because of it.

Britain’s Debt Mountain Reaches £1.39TRILLION, Equivalent To 90% Of The Entire Economy.

Britain’s Debt Mountain Reaches £1.39TRILLION, Equivalent To 90% Of The Entire Economy.

The gap between the ‘have’s and have not’s’ is increasing year on year and we blame corruption at the higher levels for this. But when you look at the facts, many of those at the lower levels are no different. Ever since the last Labour government came into power Britain’s debt has steadily increased and it will never be put right so long as the current generation constantly expect something for nothing.

Come the election in May, I hope whoever gets in will put a stop to this blatant fraud. Mind you, I am not holding my breath on that one!

Roy.

Friday Laugh

Posted in America, Britain, British Humour, England, Europe, Modern World, News, Teens, UK, USA with tags , , , , on 13/03/2015 by floroy1942

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Mick walks into Paddy’s barn and catches him dancing naked in front of a tractor.
Mick says, “Oi Paddy, what ya doing?”
Paddy says, “Well me and Mary haven’t been getting on in the bedroom lately & the therapist recommended I do something sexy to a tractor.”

An Irishman sends his wife a text message while down at the pub.

You've Got Mail

A doctor in Dublin, feeling overworked wanted to get off work and go fishing, so he approached his assistant.
“Murphy, I am going fishing tomorrow and don’t want to close the clinic. I want you to take care of the clinic and take care of all me patients”. “Yes, sir!” answers Murphy.
The doctor goes fishing and returns the following day and asks: “So, Murphy, how was your day?”
Murphy told him that he took care of three patients. “The first one had a headache so he did, so I gave him Paracetamol.”
“Bravo Murphy lad, and the second one?” asks the doctor.
“The second one had indigestion and I gave him Gaviscon, so I did sir” says Murphy.
“Bravo, bravo! You’re good at this and what about the tird one?” asks the doctor.
“Sir, I was sitting here and suddenly the door flies open and a young gorgeous woman bursts in so she does. Like a bolt outta the blue, she tears off her clothes, taking off everything including her bra and her panties and lies down on the table and shouts: “HELP ME for the love of St Patrick! For five years I have not seen any man!”
“Tunderin’ lard Jesus, Murphy, what did you do?” asks the doctor.
“I put drops in her eyes.”

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The Mexican maid asked for a pay increase. The wife was very upset about this, and decided to talk to her about the raise. She asked: “Now Maria, why do you want a pay increase?” Maria: “Well, Senora, there are tree reasons why I wanna increaze. The first is that I iron better than you.” Wife: “Who said you iron better than me? Maria: “Jor huzban, he say so.” Wife: “Oh yeah?” Maria: “The second reason eez that I am better cook than you.” Wife: “Nonsense, who said you were a better cook than me?” Maria: “Jor hozban deed.” Wife, increasingly agitated: “Oh he did, did he?” Maria: “The third reason eez that I am better at sex dan you in da bed.” Wife, really boiling now and through gritted teeth: “And did my husband say that as well?” Maria: “No Senora….”The gardener deed.” Wife: “So, how much do you want?”

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A U.S. Marine Colonel was about to start the morning briefing to his staff. While waiting for the coffee machine to finish brewing, the colonel decided to pose a question to all assembled. He explained that his wife had been a bit frisky the night before and he failed to get his usual amount of sound sleep. He posed the question of just how much of sex was “work” and how much of it was “pleasure?”
A Major chimed in with 75%-25% in favour of work. A Captain said it was 50%-50%. A Lieutenant responded with 25%-75% in favour of pleasure, depending upon his state of inebriation at the time.
There being no consensus, the colonel turned to the Private First Class who was in charge of making the coffee and asked for his opinion? Without any hesitation, the young Private First Class responded, “Sir, it has to be 100% pleasure. The colonel was surprised and as you might guess, asked why? “Well, sir, if there was any work involved, the officers would have me doing it for them.”

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A tough looking group of bikers were out riding when they saw a woman about to jump off a bridge… so they stopped and parked their Harley’s. Their leader, a big burly man, gets off his bike and says, “What are you doing?” “I’m going to commit suicide,” she  says. While he didn’t want to appear insensitive, he didn’t want to miss an
opportunity either, so he asked her…  “Well, before you jump, why don’t you give me a kiss?” So she does… And it was a long, deep, lingering, spine-tingling kiss.

After she’s finished, the biker leader says, “Wow! That was the best kiss I’ve ever had! That’s a real talent you are wasting. You could be famous.  Why in the world would you want to commit suicide?” “My parents don’t like me dressing up like a girl…”

The authorities think she may have been pushed…

‘Til next Time.

Roy.

Lethal Injection Or Firing Squad

Posted in America, Britain, Child Abuse, England, European Union, Human Rights, Justice, News, Politics, Teen Violence with tags , , , , on 11/03/2015 by floroy1942

An argument is currently raging over a Utah State vote to allow firing squad executions to replace lethal injections for criminals sentenced to death. It would seem that the lethal drugs used in American States are bought from European companies who are refusing to supply them because of European public pressure against the death penalty.

More Executions - Less Murders

More Executions – Less Murders

This I find intolerable. I do not believe any European company has the right to refuse orders on the grounds stated, but of course they are frightened for their profits if sales fall because of public indignation.

On top of this there have been two ‘botched’ executions that received a lot of attention in the press, and of course the Human Rights groups jumped on the bandwagon with gusto.

George W Bush

George W Bush

This has not yet become law in Utah for the State governor Gary Herbert is yet to sign it, but critics of this system have said that such a move would damage Utah’s reputation internationally but I fail to see this. There will most certainly be some righteous indignation in the beginning, but people will get used to it and justice will be done. The director of ‘Utahns for Alternatives to the Death Penalty’ Ralph Dellapiana said, “I think Utah took a giant step backward,”

I have always supported the death sentence as a just punishment for certain crimes, for I believe its abolition has led to the rampant murder rate we have experienced over the last forty years.

UK Prison Cell - A Home From Home

UK Prison Cell – A Home From Home

In Britain at least, the fact that a killer can be back on the streets after a few short years behind bars just does not register with the abolitionists, for they still consider this a just sentence.

It is clear that those who oppose the death penalty have never suffered as the victims of these killers have, for if they had they would perhaps not be so righteous. If their child had suffered multiple rape and torture at the hands of some sadist they would rapidly change their minds. It just goes to show how  hypocritical people can be today.

This whole farce of execution by humane methods has gotten totally out of hand because we have to ensure that the convict does not suffer in any way as he/she is put to death, but scant thought is given to the suffering of their victims. We have become so sympathetic to these people that it has become ridiculous.

Your Child?

Your Child?

Some killers have put their victims through excruciating pain, sometimes for hours or even days on end, and yet we must be humane when we put them to death for their crimes. I do not advocate unnecessary suffering for these people, but we should not have so much sympathy for them.

Firing Squad

Firing Squad

Another point that comes to mind is that the cost of four bullets is far less than an expensive execution chamber and special drugs, so why do we do it? A bullet is also quicker because being hit by four of them means death is instantaneous with no suffering at all. This is too good for some of the maniacs out there!

It does surprise me that so many convicts in America can be in prison for ten years or longer before the sentence is carried out. In my view, when someone is sentenced to death for a crime there should be a set period of perhaps a year or eighteen months for further evidence and appeals, but after that the sentence should be carried out. To keep these people on ‘death row’ for such a long period is both wasteful and counter-productive.

Barack Obama's View

Barack Obama’s View

There can be little doubt that the justice system in many western countries needs a big shake-up, for the ‘Do-Gooders’, ‘Politically Correct’ idiots and the self righteous groups like Amnesty International  have made a complete mess of the whole system. These days you can torture to death a hundred victims and still only get a prison sentence that will often not mean life in prison.

The prisons have become more like holiday camps these days where prisoners have been given all the comforts of home and time to enjoy them. The only thing they miss is their freedom of movement. This to me is not paying penance for a heinous crime!

I am sure this post will ruffle the feathers of many, but thank goodness we still have free speech and I can air my views. Er! I won’t be executed for this will I?

Roy.

One Up For France

Posted in Britain, Child Abuse, Child Discipline, European Union, News, Parenting, Police, Teen alcohol abuse, Teen Violence, Teens with tags , , , , on 08/03/2015 by floroy1942

It would seem that France is not bowing to pressure from the rest of Europe on an important issue. It concerns a law that was accepted by the rest of Europe but not by the French, and for that I applaud them, for they at least are showing common sense.

images (1)You may be wondering what I am on about so I’ll tell you. This post concerns France’s refusal to enforce the ‘no-smacking’ rule for children that has cascaded across the world ever since Sweden first banned it in 1979. It is now forbidden to use ‘corporal punishment’ (i.e. smack a child) in 44 countries across the world, but to date France refuses to back it. I think they have the right attitude.

I still remember the old saying: “A smack in time stops a crime” and its as true today as it ever was. During their formative years children must learn right from wrong, but few do these days. If they do not, we end up with a mess like we have today, where teenagers and young adults are the cause of a good proportion of the crime in society today, run wild whenever they feel like it, drink excessively and take to drugs.

The Statistics Tell It All

The Statistics Tell It All

It is essential to teach from a very early age what is acceptable behaviour and what is not. If you begin early enough just a light tap on the hand or buttocks is enough to teach them right from wrong. Naturally, I do not advocate ‘beating’ a child for that is over the line.

With my own children I used the prescribed method from the time they learned to walk, and a light slap on the buttocks was necessary only two or three times and they learned quickly. When my wife or I said they should not do something they stopped immediately. In later years they both conformed to the norms of teenage and adult behaviour without a problem. I am happy to say they both turned out to be exemplary adults who never turned to drink or took drugs.

People's Opinion

People’s Opinion

In contrast to this, a brother of my wife used the ‘no-smacking’ rule and his boy was such a nuisance that the family told him to leave the boy at home when he came to visit. He used the old and tried method on his second son and he was as good as gold.

When I look at the world today, I see Britain’s youth in particular, running wild on the streets especially at weekends when they all go out drinking to excess. There are fights in Disco’s and on the streets and the Police are constantly trying to stop them. We have children as young as nine or ten committing murders and many of today’s’ teenagers hang around on street corners in gangs looking for likely victims and even robbing convenience stores on the High Street. Teenage crime has gone through the roof since I was a child, in fact crime in general has escalated to levels unheard of in my time.

GoodI blame the ‘Anti-Smacking’ Laws that have all but made it impossible to teach a child discipline, honesty and respect when they need it most. This fact is most noticeable these days in the general attitude of many who think of themselves first before considering the needs of others.

It is true that in the old days some parents overstepped the limit when it came to child chastisement and were excessively brutal, but in general these were few and far between in my experience and certainly did not warrant a blanket law for everyone, but it happened and now we are stuck with the consequences.

So all things considered, I applaud the stance taken by France where normal child chastisement is allowed. I hope they continue with it and not bow to outside pressure from the E.U.

Roy.

The Hidden Menace

Posted in America, Britain, Free Speech, Insurgents, Islamic Revolution, Muslim, News, Parliament, Teens, Terrorism with tags , , , , on 07/03/2015 by floroy1942
Jihadi John

Jihadi John

Britain’s universities are being placed under the microscope after the unmasking of ‘Jihadi John’ as Mohammed Emwazi, a graduate of the University of Westminster in London. Once again the radicalization of Muslim students in such institutions is being questioned, and in my view not before time.

Jihadi John's Victims

Jihadi John’s Victims

It can now be proven that a third of all those convicted of terrorism offences in the UK over the last few years are university graduates, and ‘Jihadi John’ is the latest to come under scrutiny.  You will no doubt remember that he is the one who beheaded the western hostages on video that was broadcast around the world. Few will be able to forget these satanic images.

It is difficult for normal people to understand how any person could carry out a cold-blooded killing in such a manner and still be considered ‘human’. The shock and horror of his act sent shivers down many a spine.

A Vulnerable Seat Of Learning

A Vulnerable Seat Of Learning

But now in the aftermath people are taking a long hard look at our universities, for many young Muslims have been radicalized by visiting speakers who are known by the authorities but still invited to speak at seminars by university staff. If this is not exacerbating the problem I don’t know what is!

Westminster University said it was “shocked and sickened” by news that Emwazi had been named as the man in the black balaclava. However, since November 2011 the university has allowed 22 seminars addressed by external radical speakers.  In my view they should not be shocked at all, because it seems to me they are very much to blame for allowing these radical speakers on campus.

Seminar

Seminar

Academics, free speech campaigners and some politicians have all put forward the motion that it is better to air the views of radicals and challenge them than to drive them underground. But the big problem seems to be that no-one is challenging them, for these so-called debates are really a platform for the visiting speaker to air his views without debate.

Speakers at Westminster have included members of Hizb ut-Tahrir, an organisation that advocates unifying Muslim countries into an Islamic caliphate (for that we should perhaps read Islamic State i.e. I.S.), and amazingly two students who were supporters of the group were elected as student representatives.

One commentator, Anthony Glees of the Centre for Security and Intelligence Studies at Buckingham University is reported to have said, “Under the camouflage of academic freedom and freedom of speech, we are giving opportunities to extremists to traipse around campuses delivering a message of hate.”

Extremist Cleric Haitham Al-Haddad

Extremist Cleric Haitham Al-Haddad

On the day that Emwazi was unmasked the university had approved a very controversial seminar with Islamic scholar Haitham al-Haddad who holds homophobic, sexist and anti-Semitic views. The meeting was cancelled because his presence on campus was opposed by thousands of students. The Islamic Society at Westminster said of the cancelled seminar, “it was not involved in any extremist activity” and denounced the “media fervour” that led to the cancellation of the controversial talk it had organised for that evening.

al-Haddad was invited as guest speaker by the university’s interfaith adviser Yusuf Kaplan, who it turned out had studied under al-Haddad. Kaplan refused to comment, however a university spokesman said there was a “robust policy” in place to assess the suitability of external speakers. Yea Right! With so many radicals preaching hatred and sedition in Britain’s universities I fail to see how anyone could say that in public without cringing.

There can be little doubt that the people who run our universities need to be heavily scrutinized for they are without doubt the guilty ones when it comes to sedition in our universities. They are the ones who freely allow, and often invite dangerous Muslim clerics onto campus to address seminars of Muslim students.

These academics, professors and university staff give everyone the old twaddle that “these people are vetted” before allowing them on campus, but it seems to me they don’t do it very well.

Umar Farouk Abdulmutallab - The Failed Underwear Bomber

Umar Farouk Abdulmutallab – The Failed Underwear Bomber

We are not talking about ‘Free Speech’ here, we are talking about allowing, and even encouraging, radical Muslim clerics to take advantage of impressionable youth to further their Jihadist cause. The proof is in recent history in that many ex-students have gone on to become suicide bombers like Umar Farouk Abdulmutallab, the Nigerian “Underpants Bomber” who tried to blow up a plane on the way to Detroit in 2009. He was also a Westminster University graduate.

To me, inviting such people to speak in a university seminar is akin to inviting the Devil to give the sermon during a church service. How can these so-called ‘learned men’ who grace the top levels of our universities be so naive  as to invite known radicals to preach to students? The mind boggles!

Roy.

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