Archive for January, 2015

Weekend Nonsense

Posted in America, Australia, Britain, British Humour, England, Europe, Insurgents, News, UK, USA with tags , , on 31/01/2015 by floroy1942

The internet is a great place for spreading  humour so I hope you will enjoy the following:

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The Lodger

A Scottish couple took in an 18-year-old girl as a lodger. When she asked if she could have a bath the lady of the house told her they didn’t have a bath, although if she wanted to she could use a tin wash tub in front of the fire. “Monday’s the best night because my husband goes out to darts,” she said. The girl agreed to have a bath the following Monday.
After her husband had gone to the pub for his darts match, the woman filled the bath and watched the girl get undressed. She was surprised to see that the lass didn’t have any pubic hair. She mentioned this to her husband when he came home.
He didn’t believe her, so she said: “Next Monday, when you go to darts, leave a little early and wait in the back garden. I’ll leave a gap in the curtains so you can see for yourself.
So the following Monday, while the girl again got undressed, the wife asked: “Do you shave?” “No,” replied the girl. “I’ve just never grown any pubic hair. I take it you have?”
“Oh, yes,” said the woman, and she pulled up her night dress and showed the girl that she possessed a generously endowed pelt . . . very generous indeed. The girl finished her bath and went to bed.
Later that night, when the husband came in, the wife asked him, “Did you see it?” “Yes,” he said, “but why the hell did you have to show her yours?” “Why ever are you worried about that?” she said. “You’ve seen it often enough before.”
“I know,” he said, “but the dart team hadn’t.”

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 The Jewish Taxi Driver

A clearly inebriated woman, stark naked, jumped into a taxi in New York City and laid down on the back seat. The cab driver, an old Jewish gentleman, opened his eyes wide and stared at the woman. He made no attempt to start the cab.

The woman glared back at him and said, “What’s wrong with you, honey? – Haven’t you ever seen a naked woman before?”

 The old Jewish driver answered, “Let me tell you sumsing, lady  I vasn’t staring at you like vat you tink; det vould not be proper vair I come from.”

The drunk woman giggled and responded, “Well, if you’re not staring at my boobs or ass, sweetie, what are you doing then?”

He paused a moment, then told her…”Vell, M’am, I am looking and I am looking, and I am tinking to myself,  ‘Vair in da hell is dis lady keeping da money to pay for dis ride?

Anger Management

Paddy phones an ambulance because his mate’s been hit by a car.

Paddy: ‘Get an ambulance here quick, he’s bleeding from his nose and ears and I tink both his legs are broken.’

 Operator: ‘What is your location sir?’

 Paddy: ‘Outside number 28 Eucalyptus Street .’

 Operator: ‘How do you spell that sir?’

 Silence…. (heavy breathing) and after a minute.

 Operator: ‘Are you there sir?’

 More heavy breathing and another minute later.

 Operator: ‘Sir, can you hear me?’

 This goes on for another few minutes until….

 Operator: ‘Sir, please answer me. Can you still hear me?’

 Paddy: ‘Yes, sorry bout dat… I couldn’t spell eucalyptus, so I just dragged him round to number 3 Oak Street ‘

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A young girl started work in the village chemist shop. She was very shy about having to sell condoms to the public. The owner was going on holiday for a couple of days and asked if she would be willing to run the shop on her own.

She had to confide in him her worries about selling the contraceptives. …”Look,” he said. “My regular customers don’t ask for condoms, they’ll ask for a 310 [small] a 320 or a 330 [large]. The word condom won’t even be used.

The first day was fine but on the second day a black guy came in to the shop, put out his hand and said “350”. The girl panicked. She phoned the owner on his mobile and told him of her predicament.

“Go back in and check if he has a yellow bucket hanging between his legs” her boss told her. She peeped through the door and saw the yellow bucket hanging between his legs. “Yes!” she said ” He’s got one hanging there!”

The boss said “Go back in and give him $3.50, he’s the window cleaner!”

Toilet Brush

A wife was in bed with her lover when she heard her husband’s key in the door. “Stay where you are,” she said. “He’s so drunk he won’t even notice you’re in bed with me.”
Sure enough, the husband lurched into bed none the wiser, but a few minutes later, through a drunken haze, he saw six feet sticking out at the end of the bed.
He turned to his wife: “Hey, there are six feet in this bed. There should only be four. What’s going on?” “Nonsense,” said the wife. “You’re so drunk you miscounted. Get out of bed and try again. You can see better from over there.” The husband climbed out of bed and counted. “One, two, three, four. You’re right, you know.”

I hope this helped to you cheer you if you’re having a bad day, and even if you are not.

Roy.

Why Would I Distrust Muslims Baroness Warsi?

Posted in Afghanistan, Al Quada, America, Britain, Christianity, Europe, Immigrants, News, Nigeria, Terrorism with tags , , , , on 27/01/2015 by floroy1942
Baroness Warsi - A Misguided Woman

Baroness Warsi – A Misguided Woman

Baroness Warsi, a Muslim who quit her post in David  Cameron’s government last year, has claimed that the Muslim population in Britain are not trusted by the British population. She claims there is a government tendency to view them with suspicion, coupled with a lack of trust. She has strongly criticised a policy of ‘non-engagement’ with the 3 million strong Muslim community.

Ed Pickles

Ed Pickles

She complained about a letter sent by Communities Secretary Eric Pickles to all Muslim mosques across England earlier this month, urging Muslim leaders to do more to root out extremism and prevent young people becoming radicalized in the wake of the Paris terror attacks. Many Muslims claimed the letter was  “patronising and factually incorrect”, and gave the idea that Muslims and Islam are inherently apart from British society.

East London Mosque

East London Mosque

Baroness Warsi complained there had been almost six years of non-engagement, both by the previous Labour Government and now the coalition. She said, “The reaction to the Pickles letter underlines what I consistently argued for in government – that it was important for us to engage with a broad range of groups and individuals who purported to speak for the British Muslim community, while accepting that, inevitably, some didn’t do it very well. It’s no surprise there is a trust deficit, a questioning of motive to a letter sent with the best of intentions. For too many, the hand of friendship felt like an admonitory finger that was once again pointing at Britain’s Muslims.”

Now I wonder where she got that idea from? I just hope she can answer the following questions for me:

1. Who was it that bombed the World Trade Centre on 9th of November 2001?

2. Who was it that bombed Madrid on March 11th 2004?

3. Who was it that bombed London on June 7th 2005?

4. Who was it that murdered Lee Rigby on the streets of London on 22nd May 2013?

5. Who was it that beheaded several hostages and broadcast it world wide?

6. Who was it that murdered 17 people in Paris on 7th January 2015?

7. Who is responsible for the deaths of hundreds of thousands of innocent Muslims over the last ten years?

8. Who is responsible for sending hundreds of innocent Muslim teenagers to Syria and Iraq to fight for the Islamic State terrorists?

If you can answer these questions Baroness, I will agree with you.

Given the questions I have put above is it any wonder there is distrust of Muslims in not only our country, but all across Europe and the United States?

Thankfully Not Typical

Thankfully Not Typical

Is it any wonder that the British people distrust Muslims in our country when so many refuse to integrate, learn the language, respect our traditions and culture, and become proper British citizens? Why are there so many imams in mosques who preach nothing but hatred for the people of their adopted country? Why do we not see good Muslims standing up and condemning the activities of these hate mongers?

Typical Muslim Demonstration

Typical Muslim Demonstration

Daily we see on our streets the Muslim mobs with placards proclaiming that ‘Islam Will Rule the World’ or ‘Death to the Infidel’! Would you trust or engage with such people? We have had Muslims hurling insults at the funerals of our soldiers who have fallen in Afghanistan fighting the Taliban and al Quada to give the Afghan people freedom.

Integrated Muslims

Integrated Muslims

I am well aware that many Muslims who live in Britain have to a certain extent become respected parts of the community, but how on earth can anyone trust those who come to our country as immigrants and refugees, and try to undermine the British way of life. There are those who wish to destroy everything that Britain stands for, and values that have stood the test of time for a more than a thousand years.

Message From Muslim Imams

Message From Muslim Imams

All across the world Muslim terrorist groups are killing people indiscriminately, like Boko Haram who ten days ago slaughtered 2,000 Nigerians just for the hell of it! In India, Pakistan Malaysia, Thailand and many other Far Eastern countries, Muslims are attacking and killing Christian people just because they are not Muslim. It will take an international effort to wipe out these terrorist groups one by one until there are none left. Then maybe the world can get back to living in peace.

It seems to me Baroness that you are asking the wrong people this question, you should be asking your own people why they do not wish to become a thoroughly integrated part of British society!

Roy.

How To Evade Responsibility

Posted in Britain, Child Discipline, Children, England, English Schools, Modern World, News, Parenting, Primary Education, Teens with tags , , , , on 26/01/2015 by floroy1942

I saw quite a revealing article in the news today that shows clearly how parents are evading responsibility for bringing up their children. In a survey of 1000 people by Waitrose, questions about respect and good manners among adults and children were put forward. Of those questioned a huge 72% said that good manners had declined in Britain today.

Wise Words

Wise Words

A total of 60% blamed the parents for this, but 70% thought that good manners should be taught in schools and requested it become part of the national curriculum.

Mark Price, Managing Director of Waitrose

Mark Price, Managing Director of Waitrose

Mark Price, managing director of Waitrose, said: “In school it used to be the teaching of the three Rs which was considered the mainstay of a good school education but as this survey shows, people would prefer the “four Rs” – reading, writing, arithmetic and respect. There’s clearly a mood for a renewed focus on teaching good manners but, rather than suggesting this has to be taken on by any particular group of people, perhaps the real answer is for all of us to take responsibility through the example we set every day?”

A spokeswoman for the National Union of Teachers said:  “Courteous and respectful behaviour in schools is essential but is as much ‘caught’ as ‘taught’ in the home as at school. The ethos of the school should encourage courteous behaviour in the playground and corridors as well as in the classroom.”

There are a surprising number of people in the U.K. today who do not even bother to say ‘please’ or ‘thank you’ which is disturbing, for the British were always known for their good manners in the past. In my day it was normal practice to give up your seat to the elderly on public transport, and thankfully there are still some who do this today.

But what I find so disturbing in this report is that so many people think good manners and respect should be taught in schools. This is totally wrong, for teaching these two essentials should come from the parents and be a natural process. To have special classes devoted to teaching good manners to children is too ludicrous for words.

The Way It Should Be

The Way It Should Be

If the parents themselves are kind, polite and well mannered the children learn it without problem, but sadly that is not true today. The fault lies with many of the current generation, for there are many extremely rude people around today.

About three years ago my wife and I were sitting in a local bar having a drink and at the next table were a family with a small child. The grandfather was playing with the child and it was screaming at a very high pitch that went through my head like a knife. I looked across at the child without saying anything and immediately the father started verbally attacking us with “What’s your effin’ problem” etc. Even when his wife joined in, again with a lot of foul language, my wife and I never said a word in reply, but he continued to insult and threaten us with violence. Finally my wife had had enough and called the police.

There was no reason for the outburst and no respect for anyone else in the bar, just a verbal attack using a lot of foul language that was extremely threatening and loud in nature. Sadly there are many such people in the U.K. these days and there are times when it makes me ashamed to be English.

Parents Who Don't Care?

Parents Who Don’t Care?

But the point of this little saga is, how can the children expect to learn respect and manners when their parents behave in such a way. These are without doubt the kind of people who will say loudly, “It’s the schools responsibility.” But they are wrong, very wrong! If you yourself behave like an animal you have to expect that your children will grow up in the same way.

An Empty Vessel

An Empty Vessel

Children are like an empty vessel when they are born, and their future personality is dependent on what you as a parent put into it as they grow. If you are a foul-mouthed thug then your sons will grow up to be just like you, but if you are a respectful and kind person they will grow up to be the same.

Good manners and respect for others is not something children learn in school, they learn from the way their parents go through life and what they are taught at home.

Instead of pushing yet another task onto our education system, modern parents should live up to their own responsibilities, for manners like many other things, must be taught from an early age.

Roy.

Muslim Appeasement – A Prime Example

Posted in America, Britain, England, Europe, Government, Immigrants, Muslim, News, Police, Religion with tags , , , on 25/01/2015 by floroy1942

There are continual complaints in Britain about everybody from the government to law enforcement appeasing Muslims who live among us. While it is necessary to respect the religion of Muslim immigrants up to a point, there are times when people go overboard and this is a prime example.

Standard Police Entry Tactics

Standard Police Entry Tactics

The following is a copy of an e-mail that is currently going the rounds, and while it is accurate in some details, it gives a somewhat distorted view of the way in which Police handle house searches of Muslim suspects.

The e-mail:

THESE ARE INSTRUCTIONS HANDED OUT TO ALL OFFICERS AT C.I.D COURSES AND ANTI-TERRORISTS COURSES IN THE BEDFORDSHIRE FORCE/SERVICE

UK’s Bedfordshire Police’s rules regarding terrorists and dangerous criminals:

If they’re non-Muslim
* Consider the most opportune time of day to be able to arrest suspects with minimum resistance
* Apply all necessary force to enter the premises and arrest suspects accordingly.

If they’re Muslim:
* Community leaders must be consulted before raids into Muslim houses.
* Officers must not search occupied bedrooms and bathrooms before dawn.
* Use of police dogs will be considered serious desecration of the premises.
* Cameras and camcorders should not be used in case of capturing women in inappropriate dress.
* If people are praying at home officers should stand aside and not disrupt the prayer. They should be allowed the opportunity to finish.
* Officers should take their shoes off before raiding a Muslim house.
* The reasons for pre-dawn raids on Muslim houses needs to be clear and transparent.
* Officers must not touch holy books or religious artefacts without permission.
* Muslim prisoners should be allowed to take additional clothing to the station.

I did some research into this affair and found a statement by the Bedfordshire Police that gave the true story. It shows that some points in the e-mail are accurate but there is much more to the story. These guidelines were issued by the National Home Office and Association of Chief Police Officers.

THIS IS THE RESPONSE HANDED OUT BY THE BEDFORDSHIRE POLICE:

This message claims to contain a list of instructions given to police in Bedfordshire in the UK regarding police entry to Muslim households. The list provides information about how police should conduct themselves in Muslim households so that their activities do not offend the household’s residents with regard to their religious beliefs and customs. The protest message decries what it considers to be a continued appeasement of Muslim citizens in the UK and asks recipients to pass on the information so that other British residents will be aware of the issue.

As detailed in the Bedfordshire Police statement quoted below, there are strong similarities between many of the points listed in the protest message and the actual set of guidelines provided to police. That said, however, the following information should be noted:

  • The advice given to police about entry to Muslim households consists of guidelines only, not concrete instructions or ironclad rules as suggested in the message. The information given to police makes it clear that the guidelines “should not impinge on, or supersede the objectives of the police action”.

  • The guidelines used by Bedfordshire Police are derived from National Home Office / Association of Chief Police Officers (ACPO) guidelines. Thus, the guidelines were not created specifically by the Bedfordshire Police.

  • The Bedfordshire Police statement notes “that the same considerations and respect for faith and diversity are always applied no matter what the belief of the household, Muslim or otherwise.”

In March 2010, the Bedfordshire Police published the following statement on its website in response to an enquiry about the protest email from a member of the public:

Dear Member of the Public,

REQUEST UNDER THE FREEDOM OF INFORMATION ACT Reference No F-2010-00207 With reference to your request for information received on 26th February 2010, I note you seek access to the following information:

The following is an item circulating on the internet which is self explanatory.

Will you please verify to the authenticity of it as true copy or otherwise, put out by the Bedfordshire Police for guidance of its officers.

I am required by the Freedom of Information Act 2000 (The Act) to handle all requests in a manner that is blind to the identity of the requestor. Any information released in response to a request is regarded as being published, and therefore in the public domain without caveat.

Police Raid A Muslim Home

Police Raid A Muslim Home

In response to your questions, I have today decided to release the information requested in full as I can see no harm to any individual, the community, the police service or other bodies. After considering whether releasing this information will affect the good order and functioning of community, government or other public service affairs, I believe it is in the public’s interest the information be released. The information lies within the arena of public safety and may provide common benefit to members of the community. Releasing this information will not identify any individual or compromise any court case, law enforcement or investigation.

With reference to your recent enquiry and in response to your question I can confirm the following: Response – The item you refer to is incorrect and is not ‘Bedfordshire Police’s rules regarding terrorists and dangerous criminals’ as the website claims.

Bedfordshire Police does have guidance for entering households which was derived from National Home Office / Association of Chief Police Officers (ACPO) guidelines. While the information on the website is not the same, there are some similarities to our guidance for some basic considerations when entering Muslim households, especially for pre-planned operations, which is summarised below:

  • Innocent occupants of a household such as women and children may be present and Police should never under-estimate the impact of any loss of their personal dignity. Muslim women may be more flexible in their choice of dress at home amongst family members than outside and police entry could contribute to a loss of dignity. Opportunity should be afforded for occupants to cover themselves sufficiently to comply with the etiquettes of “Hijab” if a non-family member is present – and that includes the head for women.

  • The same level of etiquette and respect should be observed in Muslim households as in a Muslim place of worship, such as a Mosque. Female officers must be available wherever practicable to deal with females and there should not be any cross gender contact by the officers.

  • Muslim prisoners should be allowed to take additional clothing to the station. All clothing needs to remain pure for prayer and the denial of appropriate clothing will be a very serious issue for the individual.

  • If possible, officers should not take shoes into the houses, especially in areas that might be kept pure for prayer purposes – nor should they step on any prayer mats etc. This might be difficult in some cases but needs to be seriously considered – plastic overshoes may be an option in some cases if the cleanliness/ purity of the overshoes can be maintained.

  • Non-Muslims are not allowed to touch Holy Books, Qurans, or religious artefacts without permission. In the current climate the justification for pre-dawn raids on Muslim houses needs to be clear and transparent.

  • The aftercare of those not detained must be considered. Sufficient arrangements should be made to offer alternative accommodation to those who are removed from their homes whilst lengthy searches are carried out. If they are not removed from the house they should be allowed some flexibility and privacy.

  • Deployment of family liaison officers should be considered to minimise the impact on the families and the local community.


This guidance is purely of an advisory manner and was written in 2005 at the time of the increased tensions following the 7/7 bombings and applies in the main to Counter Terrorism operations. It is made clear the advice should not impinge on, or supersede the objectives of the police action.

The same considerations and respect for faith and diversity are always applied no matter what the belief of the household, Muslim or otherwise.

While the above is supposed to ensure that Police do not infringe upon the religious rights of Muslim immigrants, it does show that the amount of consideration given to these people is way and above that given to non-Muslims.

If the Police go into a house or apartment of a non-Muslim the first the occupants know about it is the sound of the battering ram used by the Police to smash open the door.

Next they rush into every room, sometimes with guns waving and everyone is told to raise their hands. There is no consideration for the fact there may be women in the house, or even children, and they certainly don’t remove their boots. So I guess if you are a criminal, or wish to become one, converting is Islam is your best option for then you will have a chance to escape out the back door while the police are busy removing their boots at the front.

Integration

Integration

It is indeed sad to see so much appeasement of Muslim immigrants in Britain when even criminals get so much attention. I have often said that if these people wish to move to a western country they have to abide by our rules and respect our culture. But this is not the case when government and others are making such strenuous efforts not to upset them.

In a recent development, publisher Oxford University Press was criticised by politicians for advising UK writers not to include pigs or sausages in books they wrote for children that would be sold overseas. In the Oxford Press’s view this would upset Muslims and Jews. A recent report indicated that some lunatic suggested that children’s piggy banks should be banned because it would upset Muslims.

A Shameful And Disgusting Statement  From Our Prime MInister

A Shameful And Disgusting Statement From Our Prime MInister

I am at a stage when I despair at the way the British people are bending over backwards to satisfy these people and not offend them in any way. We should be standing up for our own way of life, traditions and culture and the message should be, if you cannot adapt to the British way of life there are other parts of the world where you can settle.

We were once a proud race with a history that was the envy of the world, but now we are slowly digging our own graves, and within maybe twenty years or so our culture and way of life will be a thing of the past. Sad to say, but the same is happening throughout many European countries, and even in America but at a much slower rate.

Is This Your Grand-Children In Years To Come?

Is This Your Grand-Children In Years To Come?

To tell the honest truth, I am just glad I will not live long enough to see the end of European culture, or in the event that the people finally wake up, the civil wars on the streets predicted by Enoch Powell so long ago.

Roy.

Nonsense Too

Posted in America, Britain, British Humour, Canada, England, European Union, News, Old Age Pensioner, UK, USA with tags , , , , on 25/01/2015 by floroy1942

Without humour you might as well be dead so here is my latest offering. I hope you enjoy it.

12 Italian Priests
Twelve Italian priests were about to be ordained. The final test was for them to line up in a straight row, totally nude, in a garden while a sexy, beautiful, big breasted, nude model danced before them.
Each priest had a small bell attached to his weenie and they were told that anyone whose bell rang when she danced in front of them would not be ordained because he had not reached a state of spiritual purity.

The beautiful model danced before the first candidate with no reaction. She proceeded down the line with the same response from all the priests until she got to the final priest, Carlos.

Poor Carlos. As she danced, his bell began to ring so loudly that it flew off, clattering across the ground and laid to rest in nearby foliage. Embarrassed, Carlos quickly scrambled to where the bell came to rest. He bent over to pick it up…and all the other bells started to ring.

The Blind Cowboy

An old blind cowboy wanders into an all-girl biker bar by mistake. He finds his way to a bar stool and orders a shot of Jack Daniels. After sitting there for a while, he yells to the bartender, “Hey, you wanna hear a blonde joke?” The bar immediately falls absolutely silent.

In a very deep, husky voice, the woman next to him says, “Before you tell that joke, Cowboy, I think it’s only fair, given that you are blind, that you should know five things:

The bartender is a blonde girl with a baseball bat.
The bouncer is a blonde girl with a ‘Billy-Club’.
I’m a 6-foot tall, 175-pound blond woman with a black belt in Karate.
The woman sitting next to me is blonde and a professional weight lifter.
The lady to your right is blonde and a professional wrestler.
Now, think about it seriously, Cowboy…Do you still want to tell that blonde joke?”
The blind cowboy thinks for a second, shakes his head and mutters, ‘No…not if I’m going to have to explain it five times…”

Not A Difficult Joice

Not A Difficult Joice

Bob and the Blonde

Bob walked into a sports bar around 9:58 PM. He sat down next to a blonde at the bar and stared up at the TV. The 10 PM news was coming on. The news crew was covering the story of a man on the ledge of a large building preparing to jump.

The blonde looked at Bob and said, “Do you think he’ll jump?” Bob said, “You know, I bet he’ll jump.” The blonde replied, “Well, I bet he won’t.” Bob placed a £20 note on the bar and said, “You’re on!”

Just as the blonde placed her money on the bar, The guy on the ledge Did a swan dive off the building, falling to his death.
The blonde was very upset, But willingly handed her £20 note to Bob. “Fair’s fair. Here’s your money.”

Bob replied, “I can’t take your money. I saw this earlier on the 5 PM news, So I knew he would jump.”
The blonde replied, “I did, too, but I didn’t think he’d do it again.”
Bob took the money.

Dogs

 World Phone Survey

Last month a world-wide telephone survey was conducted by the UN.
The only question asked was:
“Could you please give your honest opinion about solutions to the food
shortage in the rest of the world?”
The survey was a massive failure because of the following:
1. In Eastern Europe they didn’t know what “honest” meant.
2. In Western Europe they didn’t know what “shortage” meant.
3. In Africa they didn’t know what “food” meant.
4. In China they didn’t know what “opinion” meant.
5. In the Middle East they didn’t know what “solution” meant.
6. In South America they didn’t know what “please” meant.
7. In the USA they didn’t know what “the rest of the world” meant.
8. In the UK they hung up as soon as they heard the Indian accent.

Getting Old In 2055

SIGN IN A STORE WINDOW.

‘WE WOULD RATHER DO BUSINESS FOR

1000 AL QAEDA TERRORISTS THAN FOR A SINGLE BRITISH SOLDIER!’

This sign was prominently displayed in the window of a business in

CAMPBELTOWN, SCOTLAND.

  You are probably outraged at the thought of such an inflammatory statement. However, we are a society which holds Freedom of Speech as perhaps our greatest liberty. You may say ‘What kind of business would dare to post such a sign?’

Answer:

A FUNERAL PARLOUR.

(WHO SAID SCOTTISH UNDERTAKERS HAVE NO SENSE OF HUMOUR?)

OOPS!

‘Til Next Time.

Roy.

Nonsense Time

Posted in America, Australia, Britain, British Humour, Canada, England, European Union, News, UK, USA with tags , , , on 23/01/2015 by floroy1942

Commenting on the news is all well and good, but now and then I like to bring you something light-hearted. So to cheer you up here are a few gems.

Girls Take Note

Girls Take Note

In the men’s room this morning I was standing next to a very fat fellow at a urinal when suddenly, for no discernible reason, he confided in me that he hadn’t seen his pecker in 15 years. Not knowing why he suddenly decided to confide such personal information to a complete stranger, and not knowing what else to say and wanting to be helpful, I said “Why don’t you diet?” Giving me a surprised stare, he said, “Dye it? For God’s sake, what colour is it now?”

Ah! The Good Old Days

Ah! The Good Old Days

Naked Cowboy
A Sheriff in a small town in Texas walks out in the street and sees a blond haired cowboy coming toward him with nothing on but his cowboy hat and his boots. He arrests him for indecent exposure.
As he is locking him up, he asks ‘Why in the world are you walking around like this?’
The cowboy says, ‘Well it’s like this Sheriff ……I was in this bar down the road and this pretty little redhead asks me to go out to her motor home with her. So I did.
We go inside and she pulls off her top and asks me to pull off my shirt… So I did.
Then she pulls off her skirt and asks me to pull off my pants…. So I did.
Then she pulls off her panties and asks me to pull off my shorts…so I did.
Then she gets on the bed and looks at me kind of sexy and says, ‘Now go to town, cowboy.. ‘
‘And here I am.’
Son of a Gun. Blonde Men do exist!!!!

Good Idea!

Good Idea!

There was a loser who couldn’t get a date. He went to a bar and asked a guy how to get a date. The guy said, “It’s simple. I just say that I’m a lawyer.” So the guy went up to a pretty woman and asked her out. After she said no, he told her that it was probably a good thing because he had a case early in the morning. She said, “Oh! You’re a lawyer?” He said, “Why, yes I am!” So they went to his place.

When they were in bed making love, the guy started to laugh to himself. When she asked what was so funny, he answered, “Well, I’ve only been a lawyer for 15 minutes, and I’m already screwing someone!”

The Big Letdown

The Big Let-down

Sounds Familiar.

God looked down upon Seniors and decided most seniors don’t get enough exercise. So, in his wisdom, God decreed that seniors would become forgetful that they would have to search for their glasses, keys, and other things misplaced and move around more. And God looked down and saw that it was good.
Then God saw there was yet another need. So God in his wisdom made seniors lose coordination that they would drop things, which would require them to bend and reach and stretch.And God looked down and saw that it was good.
Then God considered the functioning of senior bladders and decided that in His wisdom there might be calls of nature more frequently, requiring more walking to the relief station, which would burn calories. God looked down and saw that it was good.
Seniors were obliged to exercise more from these senior shortcomings and did become more active as a result. So if you find you are required to get up and down more as you age, remember it’s God’s will and in your best interest, even though you mutter under your breath. Amen!

Nuff  Said!

‘Nuff Said!

5097 married men were surveyed as to why they liked oral sex

  1% liked the warmth,

      2% liked the sensation,

     3% liked the eroticism,

             94% just liked the peace and quiet.

Mine's Bigger Than Yours

Mine’s Bigger Than Yours

The other night I was invited out for a night with the “girls.” I told my husband that I would be home by midnight, “I promise!” Well, the hours passed and the margaritas went down way too easily.
Around 3am, a bit loaded, I headed for home. Just as I got in the door, the cuckoo clock in the hallway started up and cuckooed 3 times. Quickly, realizing my husband would probably wake up, I cuckooed another 9 times. I was really proud of myself for coming up with such a quick-witted solution, in order to escape a possible conflict with him. (Even when totally smashed… 3 cuckoos plus 9 cuckoos totals 12 cuckoos = MIDNIGHT !)

The next morning my husband asked me what time I got in. I told him “MIDNIGHT”… he didn’t seem pissed off in the least. Whew, I got away with that one! Then he said “We need a new cuckoo clock.”

When I asked him why, he said, “Well, last night our clock cuckooed three times, then said “oh shit” Cuckooed 4 more times, cleared its throat, cuckooed another three times, giggled, cuckooed twice more, and then tripped over the coffee table and farted.

Self Explanatory

Self Explanatory

‘Til next time. Have a great day.

Roy.

Another British Government Failure

Posted in Britain, David Cameron, England, Human Rights, Immigration, Justice, News, Police, Politics, Prison with tags , , , , on 22/01/2015 by floroy1942

A report from MPs on the Committee of Public Accounts in Britain has highlighted yet again the failure of government to take the correct measures when dealing with immigrants. This time it is the Home Office in the line of fire.

Theresa May - Home Secretary

Theresa May – Home Secretary

The report shows a decisive failure of the Home Secretary to order deportation for immigrant criminals who reside among us. The rules demand that any immigrant sentenced to more than one year in jail is to be deported on release, sadly this has not been followed.

According to the National Audit Office (NAO) a total of 760 immigrant criminals are ‘on the run’ from the police, and this includes murderers and rapists. A total of 151 foreign nationals have been released onto the streets of Britain after serving their prison term since 2009, instead of being deported as the rules state.

Home Office

Home Office

Something just as disturbing is that the government has been paying some of these people compensation because of delays in bringing their case to court. In total the Home Office has paid out £6.2 million to 229 immigrants awaiting trial, which averages out at £27,000 each.

The report also says that the police have not been carrying out criminal records checks on more than two-thirds of those arrested. This means that in effect, a serial offender can get a light sentence because his previous convictions have not been taken into consideration.

Terror Suspect Mohammed Ahmed Mohamed. He Fled In A Burka From A Mosque.

Terror Suspect Mohammed Ahmed Mohamed. He Fled In A Burka From A Mosque.

In a joint statement, Margaret Hodge, chair of the Committee of Public Accounts, together with committee member Richard Bacon, said: “There has been a complete failure to improve the management and removal of foreign national offenders. Despite firm commitments to improve and a massive ten-fold increase in resources, the system still appears to be dysfunctional.”

Yvette Cooper - Shadow Home Secretary

Yvette Cooper – Shadow Home Secretary

Theresa May has come in for heavy criticism from the Labour Shadow Home Secretary Yvette Cooper who said,  “This is a damning report of failure and incompetence in Theresa May’s Home Office. Previous home secretaries have resigned over this kind of thing. Yet time and again Theresa May just hides and blames everyone else.”

Britain currently has around 10,000 foreign prisoners locked up for various crimes, and the number removed from our shores after release rose to 5,613 in 2008/09, but sadly the numbers have fallen far short since then.

Part of the problem for the government is the Human Rights Act (HRA). Clause 8 decrees that all people ‘have a right to family life’ and many foreign criminals have used this to escape deportation, even those charged with multiple murder and rape. The good news is that David Cameron and his ministers are working to scrap the HRA in Britain, I have to say, about time too.

Abu Qatada - IT Took Ten Years To Deport Him To America

Abu Qatada – It Took Ten Years To Deport Him To America

There can be little doubt that the entire system needs a good shake-up from the top down, for this kind of lax behaviour is disgraceful. There should be no hesitation on the part of the Home Office to deport those who commit major crimes, and if they have a family they go too. This country has more than enough of its own criminals without having to accept foreign nationals who break the law.

Migrant Arrests

Migrant Arrests

There are constant complaints that our prisons are too full, and yet we have 10,000 foreign nationals in our prisons. This just doesn’t make sense. By deporting these people along with their families we will make more space available, and it would be a lesson to all immigrants that we will not stand for this behaviour.

It is without doubt time for someone to light a fire under this government and make them understand that we the people will not stand for this incompetence.

Roy.

A Message From America

Posted in Al Quada, America, Britain, Equality, European Union, Immigrants, Muslim, News, Politics, Terrorism with tags , , , , on 19/01/2015 by floroy1942

I received this today and thought it worth passing on, for despite all the Muslim terrorist actions across the world, we are still doing everything we can to appease Muslims in general. Governments across the western world are bending over backwards to ensure that we ‘do not upset the Muslims’ in our respective countries.

Hands Off My Piggy Bank

Hands Off My Piggy Bank

Among the more ridiculous, in Britain today some do-gooders are suggesting that we do away with the traditional kiddies ‘piggy bank’ because we might upset the Muslims.

No Muslims

No Muslims

In many countries Muslims do not have to go through X-Ray scanners at airports because this infringes on their strict Islamic Code, so you see how it goes.

I am not advocating general hatred for Muslims because most are good people, just questioning why western governments are doing so much to appease all of them in the vain hope that terrorism will eventually disappear. All across the western world politicians, judges and police are appeasing the Muslims by letting them get away with offences that any normal westerner would be sent to jail for.

The following, written by an American, should therefore be an eye-opener:

ISLAMIC TERRORISM – A History lesson

In 732 AD the Muslim Army which was moving on Paris was defeated and turned back at Tours, France, by Charles Martell.

in 1571 AD the Muslim Army/ Navy was defeated by the Italians and Austrians as they tried to cross the Mediterranean to attack southern Europe in the Battle of Lepanto.

…in 1683 AD the Turkish Muslim Army, attacking Eastern Europe, was finally defeated in the Battle of Vienna by German and Polish Christian Armies.

…this #$%$ has been going on for 1,400 years and half of these damn politicians don’t even know it !!! If these battles had not been won we might be speaking Arabic and Christianity could be non – existent;

Judaism certainly would be… And let us not forget that Hitler was an admirer of Islam and that the Mufti of Jerusalem was Hitler’s guest in Berlin and raised Bosnian Muslim SS Divisions: the 13th and 21st Waffen SS Divisions who killed Jews, Russians, Gypsies, and any other “sub-humans”.

Reflecting A lot of Americans have become so insulated from reality that they imagine that America can suffer defeat without any inconvenience to themselves.

Pause a moment, reflect back. These events are actual events from history. They really happened!!! Do you remember?

1. In 1968, Bobby Kennedy was shot and killed by a Muslim male.
2. In 1972 at the Munich Olympics, athletes were kidnapped and massacred by Muslim males.
3. In 1972 a Pan Am 747 was hijacked and eventually diverted to Cairo where a fuse was lit on final approach. It was blown up shortly after landing by Muslim males.
4. In 1973 a Pan Am 707 was destroyed in Rome, with 33 people killed, when it was attacked with grenades by Muslim males.
5. In 1979, the US embassy in Iran was taken over by Muslim males.
6. During the 1980’s a number of Americans were kidnapped in Lebanon by Muslim males.
7. In 1983, the US Marine barracks in Beirut was blown up by Muslim males.
8. In 1985, the cruise ship Achille Lauro was hijacked and a 70 year old American passenger was murdered and thrown overboard in his wheelchair by Muslim males.
9. In 1985, TWA flight 847 was hijacked at Athens, and a US Navy diver trying to rescue passengers was murdered by Muslim males.
10. In 1988, Pan Am Flight 103 was bombed by Muslim males.
11. In 1993 , the World Trade Center was bombed the first time by Muslim males.
12. In 1998, the US embassies in Kenya and Tanzania were bombed by Muslim males.
13. On 9/11/01, four airliners were hijacked; two were used as missiles to take down the World Trade Centers and of the remaining two, one crashed into the US Pentagon and the other was diverted and crashed by the passengers. Thousands of people were killed by Muslim males.
14. In 2002, the United States fought a war in Afghanistan against Muslim males.
15. In 2002, reporter Daniel Pearl was kidnapped and beheaded by—you guessed it was a— Muslim male.
16. In 2013, Boston Marathon Bombing 4 innocent people including a child killed, 264 injured by Muslim males.
No, I really don’t see a pattern here to justify profiling, do you?
So, to ensure we Americans never offend anyone, particularly fanatics intent on killing us, airport security screeners will no longer be allowed to profile certain people.
Absolutely No Profiling! They must conduct random searches of 80-year-old women, little kids, airline pilots with proper identification, secret agents who are members of the President’s security detail, 85-year old, Congressmen with metal hips, and Medal of Honour winner and former Governor Joe Foss, but leave Muslim Males, alone lest they be guilty of profiling.
Have the American people completely lost their Minds, or just their Power of Reason??? Let’s send this to as many people as we can so that the Gloria Aldreds and other stupid attorneys along with Federal Justices that want to thwart common sense, feel ashamed of themselves — if they have any such sense. As the writer of the award winning story ‘Forrest Gump’ so aptly put it, ‘Stupid Is As Stupid Does’.
NOW, MORE THAN EVER…
“Those who would give up essential liberty 
To purchase a little temporary safety 
Deserve neither liberty nor safety.” 
– Benjamin Franklin –
 

Get the picture?

Roy.

Go On! Have A Laugh!

Posted in America, Australia, Britain, British Humour, Canada, England, Europe, News, Uncategorized, USA with tags , , , , on 18/01/2015 by floroy1942

If you cannot have the occasional laugh life ain’t worth living. I hope you enjoy this selection of recent jokes I received.

TimWhyat (1)

Mick & Paddy were walking home from the pub. Mick says to Paddy, “I can’t be bothered to walk al dat way.” “Me either,” says Paddy, “but we got no money for a cab, and we missed the last bus.” Mick suggests, “We could steal a bus from the Depot.”

They arrive at the Bus Depot and Mick tells Paddy to go get a bus while he keeps lookout. After shuffling around for ages Mick shouts, “Paddy what are you doin, have you found one yet?” Paddy shouts back, “I cant find a No 91.? “Oh bejeesus ye thick sod ~ take a No 14 and we’ll walk from the roundabout.”

Take Care - Its The Flu Season

Take Care – Its The Flu Season

 

When I was a kid… I thought earwigs were nasty bugs that crawled out of your ear, and then I was scared shitless when I heard about… cockroaches.

Tim Whyat (2)

 

A hooded armed robber bursts into the Bank of Italy and forces the tellers to load a sack full of cash. On his way out the door with the loot, one brave customer grabs the robber’s hood and pulls it off, revealing the robber’s face. The robber shoots the guy dead without hesitation!

He then looks around the bank to see if anyone else has seen him. He sees one of the tellers looking straight at him. The robber walks over and calmly shoots him dead. Everyone by now is very scared and looking down at the floor. “Dida anyone elsa seea my face?” calls the robber.There follows a tense minute of silence. An elderly Italian gentleman, tentatively raises his hand and says, “I thinka my wife caught a glimpse.”

 Boss to Blonde: “If I gave you $5 Million minus 10%, how much will you take off?” Blonde: “Everything Sir … shoes, dress, bra, panties … absolutely flippin’ everything!”

 An Emergency Call Centre worker in London, England, has been sacked, much to the dismay of her colleagues who are reportedly unhappy with her dismissal.It seems a male caller dialled 999 from a mobile phone stating, “I am depressed and lying here on a railway line. I am waiting for the train to come so that I can finally meet Allah.” “Remain calm and stay on the line,” was not considered to be an appropriate response.

Roy.

 

Charlie Hebdo – Out Of The Frying Pan Into The Fire?

Posted in Al Quada, Arab, Britain, Demonstration, European Union, Insurgents, News, Relationships, Terrorism with tags , , , , on 17/01/2015 by floroy1942

Charlie HebdoThe tragic events of last week and the mass outpouring of indignation at the attack on free speech has it seems backfired. The release of the recent edition of Charlie Hebdo, with the cover featuring once again the Prophet Mohammed, has caused a storm of protest across the Islamic world.

Iranian President Hassan Rowhani  Condemns Paris Attack

Iranian President Hassan Rowhani Condemns Paris Attack

Countries like Iran, whose leaders condemned the attack in Paris, have now become a hotbed of violent protest at the release of the paper’s latest edition, which it sees once again as a direct insult to the Prophet.

Muslims all across the Arab world, and the Islamic followers in other countries, are incensed at what they consider a direct insult to their religion.

World Leaders Gather In Protest

World Leaders Gather In Protest

This latest edition of Charlie Hebdo has sold over 7 million copies compared to its normal circulation of around 70,000, due purely to the high profile the attack has had across the world. At the massive demonstration in support of the paper and its right to free speech, leaders from across the world came to Paris in solidarity against the terror attack that took the lives of seventeen staff members. Arab countries from across the Middle East publicly condemned the attack, even Iran, which as we all know has been chief among the Arab nations supporting terrorist groups.

Now, one week later it is clear the western world, and particularly France, is not ‘out of the woods’ yet. Seldom has there been such mass demonstrations among the Islamic people where so many, from so many countries have come together to protest.

Muslim Hatred

Muslim Hatred

To me it seems this one terror act has started a fire that will take a long time and much effort to put out. Such is the current level of hatred among Muslims for ‘infidels’ who dared so dramatically to insult their religion that it has done a huge service to the insurgent groups who will undoubtedly gain more recruits. It appears to me that we may have inadvertently lit the fuse to a new wave of terrorist attacks across the western countries.

Belgian Terrorist Arrest

Belgian Terrorist Arrest

The many arrests in Belgium, France and Germany this last week are an indication that groups are already forming to continue the slaughter initiated by the Charlie Hebdo attackers. In several European countries security forces and police are on high alert to try and head off these attacks, but it may be impossible to stop them all.

Schengen Countries

Schengen Countries

Spain has recently called for a review of the Shengan Agreement that opened all inner European borders many years ago. They say the reinstatement of border checks may help prevent the free travel of insurgents once in Europe. This may well be a good idea when you consider that terror groups, once on European soil, are free to travel from country to country.

Muhammad-The-Ideal-ProphetFor the people of France the Charlie Hebdo attack was a direct assault on free speech, which like many western countries is held to be sacrosanct. It had nothing to do with insulting another’s religion, but this was an unfortunate sideline. Everyone knows how touchy the Islamists are about insulting their prophet, and in the light of that information, I do find that the cartoons lampooning Mohammed to be somewhat provocative. Just because you have the right to do something does not make it a justifiable act.

Free Speech

Free Speech

This is in essence what the Pope said in a speech recently and to a point I have to agree with him. Just because you have the right to insult someone does not necessarily mean you have to do it. At first I was dead against what he said for it seemed he was taking sides, but on reflection I realized that his words were true. In the West we know how touchy the Islamists are about their Prophet Mohammed, so why step into the lions mouth and do something that offends them. As we see with this episode, all it has done is inflame passions against us.

So here we are, with one western newspaper starting a wave of hatred for anything non-Muslim among the 1.6 billion Muslims around the world. What have we got ourselves into?

Area Of al Quada Operations

Area Of al Quada Operations

It is clear that insurgent groups like Islamic State and al Quada will use this current wave of hate to recruit more members, and al Quada itself will feel justified in beginning a wave of attacks across Europe. Countries like France, Britain, Belgium and Germany may well become the main targets for these killers, and no matter how alert the security forces are, some will always get through.

I.S. Foreign Fighters

I.S. Foreign Fighters

It is already known that European Muslims fighting for Islamic State in Syria and Iraq have been trained in terror tactics, and many of them are already back in their country of residence. This fact poses a major problem for the security forces across Europe because to track down all of them when they return is difficult.

This whole episode is a very sad indication of our times where religious hatred, the likes of which we have not seen for a thousand years, is destroying the fabric of civilization and turning us against one another.

Roy.

Islamophobia – Is It Justified?

Posted in Benefits, Britain, England, English Schools, Europe, Germany, Human Rights, Immigrants, News, Politics with tags , , , , on 15/01/2015 by floroy1942

So much has been written in the last few years about the rise of so-called ‘Islamophobia’, and it has drawn much criticism. But what is it, and is it justified?

Getting To Europe Any Way We Can

Getting To Europe Any Way We Can

Europe has in excess of 56 million immigrants and more are coming every day. These rising numbers are caused by the violence in the Middle East and African countries from terrorist groups, and from the continued hardship of climate change in Africa.

No-one can blame these people for wanting a better life, and an escape from the terror and hardship they are forced to suffer in their own countries. But when you move to a new one, you are expected to adapt to the living conditions and people that give you a new home, to accept their culture and ways. Naturally, no-one will expect you to give up the essential parts of your own previous life, like religion.

Get The Picture?

Get The Picture?

Many European citizens have become afraid of the rise of Islam in their country through the millions of immigrants that have settled here over the past fifteen years or so. The people are afraid because they see their way of life being threatened by the increasing numbers, many of whom refuse to accept the European way of life and try to change it.

Many families coming to Europe do adapt to the situation of a new country and integrate into society as they should, and for these people we must have nothing but praise. The important thing is not to tar these people with the same brush as those who demonstrate on the streets of our cities demanding our surrender.

The Hidden Truth

The Hidden Truth

I believe the main reason why people think of any protest against Muslim immigrants as Islamophobia, is they confuse the issue of complaints against the behaviour of these people with a direct attack on Islam as a religion.

This is not an attack on the Islamic religion in any shape or form, but more a protest at the way Muslims are undermining the traditional way of life of Europeans. You cannot move to another country as a refugee and then expect the local people to give up their lifestyle to accommodate you.

Christianity Forbidden

In Saudi Arabia Christianity is Forbidden So Where Is The Religious Tolerance There?

Imagine if you will, the effect on the people of Saudi Arabia, where Christianity is totally outlawed. What if Christians started pouring in as refugees and then began demanding the government build Christian churches for them? Imagine the reaction if these same people demanded to have pork in their diet, and the schools change their curriculum to accommodate them? Begin to get the picture?

Being an immigrant does not mean you have to lose your identity, but you have to integrate with the people you have chosen to live with, and most important, respect their traditions and customs as they should yours. First and foremost must be the will to learn the language of your new country and make the necessary adjustments to your lifestyle to accommodate the local inhabitants.

Acceptance

Acceptance

It is certain that if any immigrant takes the time and trouble to learn the language and respect the culture and traditions of their new home, as many have, they will be quickly assimilated into society. Those that do not never will be, and this is the main problem facing European countries, because many Muslim immigrants refuse to make any effort to adapt, and try to change their new country to resemble that which they left behind.

To do this they take over huge sections, or  in some cases whole towns, and turn them into something similar to what they left behind. Whole areas of cities are becoming a no-go area for the indigenous inhabitants, and in areas of Britain, and perhaps other cities across Europe, they enforce their own strict Sharia Law on everybody.

Is This Islamophobia?

Is This Islamophobia?

In Britain in particular there are violent daily demonstrations by radical Muslims who carry insulting and violence-provoking placards that proclaim hate for anything non-Muslim. The police are powerless to do anything about such things because of Tony Blair’s racism laws that he introduced to silence critics of his ‘Multi-Cultural Britain’ policy. Such is the damage done by this law that any demonstration by Muslim radicals is given a police escort, but if a single Brit stands up and says anything about immigrants he is immediately arrested under these same laws.

Muslim Benefit Scroungers

Muslim Benefit Scroungers

Another bone of contention is the number of immigrants who consistently live off the tax payer and make no effort to  find a job and earn an honest living. Such are the immigration laws put in place by Tony Blair, that a single immigrant can enter the U.K. and then proceed to bring his entire family into the country to live off benefits.

The biggest fear  is that the new Muslim generation of Europeans are insinuating themselves into all walks of European life and are changing it rapidly to suit themselves.

Trojan Horse

Trojan Horse

In Britain many schools must provide halal food to all their pupils because of protests by Muslims, and the curriculum is adapted to the Muslim agenda because of the high numbers in the schools. A British child is slowly but surely being frozen out due to the swing to satisfying Muslim demands. Naturally we have all heard by now of the ‘Trojan Horse’ scandal where Muslims literally took over schools in some cities and started teaching a fully Muslim curriculum to all children, including the British.

These are the kind of attacks that have made Islamophobia what it is, a protest against these devious tactics by Muslims to eventually gain control. Its not an attack on the whole idea of Islam at all, but more about the way in which its followers are undermining British traditions and values. The same thing is happening in countries like France, Holland, Belgium and Denmark.

Dresden Demonstration

Dresden Demonstration

It is most disturbing that in Britain and many other countries, the politicians are doing everything they can to silence these voices of protest and it became evident recently when Angela Merkel and many of her colleagues in the German government condemned the rise of anti-immigration demonstrations in Dresden recently saying it was Islamophobic!  It is interesting to note that from a small beginning the demonstrations have steadily grown in size, and now there are counter-demonstrations of those who believe in Islamophobia.

There is one immigrant for which I have the deepest respect, and that is Ahmed Aboutaleb, the Muslim mayor of Rotterdam, Holland’s second largest city. He is Moroccan born and became mayor of Rotterdam in 2008 and he made it clear where his heart is. He has proclaimed to Dutch Muslims that “It is incomprehensible that you can turn against freedom. But if you don’t like freedom, for heaven’s sake pack your bags and leave.”

Ahmed Aboutaleb. Muslim Mayor Of Rotterdam

Ahmed Aboutaleb. Muslim Mayor Of Rotterdam – A Man Who Speaks His Mind

He said openly on Dutch TV that any Muslim who does not want to integrate should go back to where they came from. He has been scathing in his comments on those who refuse to join Dutch society and quite rightly so.

But you see, this is not ‘Islamophobia’, it does not attack Islam as a religion, all it does is point out that any Muslim immigrant who cannot accept integrating into the Dutch way of life should leave, and go somewhere where he/she will be more comfortable.

I  am just glad there is at least one politician who is not afraid to say what must be said, the only other one I know is also Dutch, Geert Wilders.

What The Politically Correct Brigade Want!

What The Politically Correct Brigade Want!

Europe needs more of its politicians to stand up to these people instead of bowing down to them constantly. You cannot expect the European people to accept Muslim immigrants if they are trying to take over, and the government gives them more rights than they give their own people.

So the final conclusion is that so-called ‘Islamophobia’ is not an attack on Islam the religion. It is more a way of people expressing their worry about what is happening in their country when they see Muslims refusing to integrate, and their own way of life being slowly crushed under the weight of new Muslim immigrants numbering in the hundreds of thousands every year.

I think that just about says it all. I would certainly like to hear your views on this subject. After all, we do still retain a certain amount of free speech.

Roy.

Saudi Cleric Bans Snowmen.

Posted in America, Britain, Canada, Environment, Europe, Insanity, Muslim, News, Religion, Saudi Arabia with tags , , , , on 13/01/2015 by floroy1942

A Saudi Arabian religious cleric has banned the building of a snowman in the wintry north because it “promotes ‘lustiness’ and eroticism.” All I can say is if you tried making love to a snowman you will most likely get frostbite in your nether regions.

No Snowmen or Women

No Snowmen or Women

The prominent Saudi Arabian cleric, Sheikh Mohammed Saleh al-Munajjid, when asked on a religious website if it was permissible to build a snowman replied, “It is not permitted to make a statue out of snow, even by way of play and fun.” He said that to build a snowman was to create an image of a human being, and this action was considered sinful under strict Sunni religious law.

He wrote, “God has given people space to make whatever they want which does not have a soul, including trees, ships, fruits, buildings and so on.”

Snowman For Women

Snowman For Women – Lust Lust!

Needless to say, the ruling did not go down well with some followers who poked fun at it. One posted a photo of a man in formal Arab garb holding the arm of a “snow bride” wearing a bra and lipstick. “The reason for the ban is fear of sedition,” he wrote. Another complained, “People are looking for a fatwa (religious ruling) for everything in their lives, and clerics want to interfere in everything in the lives of others through a fatwa.”

Snow woman For Men

Snow Woman For Men – OOO – Baby!

He did however have his supporters, one of whom wrote, “May God preserve the scholars, for they enjoy sharp vision and recognise matters that even Satan does not think about.”

I guess its a case of ‘different strokes for different folks’.

Roy.

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