You’ve Got To Love This!

Someone has a great sense of humour – I love it.

Pig Power

 

A woman runs a red traffic light and crashes into a man’s car. Both of their cars are demolished, but amazingly, neither of them is hurt.

After they crawl out of their cars, the woman says; “Wow, just look at our cars! There’s nothing left, but fortunately we are unhurt. This must be a sign from God that we should meet and be friends and live together in peace for the rest of our days.”

 The man replies, “I agree with you completely. This must be a sign from God!”

 The woman continues, “And look at this, here’s another miracle. My car is completely demolished, but my bottle of wine didn’t break. Surely God wants us to drink this wine and celebrate our good fortune.” She then hands the bottle to the man.

The man nods his head in agreement, opens it, drinks half the bottle and then hands it back to the woman. The woman takes the bottle, immediately puts the cap back on, and hands it back to the man.

 The man asks, “Aren’t you having any?”

 The woman replies, “Nah. I think I’ll just wait for the police.”

 Adam ate the apple, too.

 Men will never learn…

My thanks to the friend who sent it to me, and the anonymous person with such a great sense of humour.

 

Roy.

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