Pig Power at Ground Zero Versus Tolerance (if you get my drift)!

Ground Zero Mosque? - No Way!

On the 7th of September I wrote about Pig Power and Ground Zero, which much to my surprise received over 500 hits. Today I received a forwarded e-mail from a good friend that offers another solution to the problem, and thought I might share it with you.

I have no idea who wrote the original text, but what it has to say is quite profound. The message was as follows:

“I am appalled that so many of my friends are against the mosque near Ground Zero.

We should allow it in order to promote tolerance.

I propose that a gay nightclub be opened next door to the mosque.

We could call it “The Turban Cowboy” or “You Mecca Me Hot”.

Next door could be a butcher shop that specializes in pork.

And right across the street a very daring lingerie store called “Victoria Keeps Nothing Secret”.

Then we will see who is tolerant!”

Muslim Prayer

The above would probably be a little more difficult to implement, but who is to say it is not possible. I am sure that any one of the three businesses, if they actually opened, would cause a storm of protests from our good, kindly and tolerant friends, the Muslims.

Gay Bar

So far as the gay night-club is concerned, it wouldn’t surprise me to find the mosque started operating Muslim ‘snatch-squads’ who’s job it would be to get rid of all who enter these premises.

Pork Butchers

I have a feeling that any Muslim walking down the street would cross to the other side rather than walk past a butchers shop selling pork so it is a fair bet they would petition the New York City Mayor to have two pedestrian crossing put in place, one either side of the butchers premises.

The Lingerie Shop

The Lingerie shop might not prove so much of a problem to the mosque, and most Muslim men seem to be lustful sex maniacs. One can assume this from passages in the Koran that states women must be covered from head to toe (i.e. the burqa) because otherwise they will be a temptation to (Muslim) men. Kind of speaks for itself doesn’t it.

Very few people know what Muslim women wear under their Burqa’s, but according to Jeremy Clarkson of BBC Top Gear fame who says he saw a Muslim woman in a burqa slip and fall in London, revealing very sexy pink underwear underneath, it would seem anything goes, underneath! Therefore, it’s a fair bet the lingerie shop could do quite well in a surreptitious way.

You can just imagine the conversation when Mohammed slips in through the back door to buy something new for his ‘turtle-dove’; Assistant: “Yes Mohammed, what will it be today?” Mohammed, looking furtively around the shop: “Listen! I’ve told you before, don’t call me Mohammed, call me Colin.”

Ah Well! Inshallah!

My thanks to the anonymous writer.

Roy.


6 Responses to “Pig Power at Ground Zero Versus Tolerance (if you get my drift)!”

  1. It’s always nice when you can not only be informed, but also entertained! I’m sure you had fun writing this article.Excellent entry! I’m been looking for topics as interesting as this. Looking forward to your next post.

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    • Hi Doris,
      Thanks for your kind words. Glad you liked it and I will try to keep my posts as entertaining as possible. Happy reading.
      Roy.

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  2. Hi Celano,
    Thank you for your kind comment. I am glad you like it and hope you will return.
    Roy.

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  3. Hi,
    I presume you are once again asking about the blog page design, so here is a bit more information for you.
    The theme, Black Letter-Head, was my selection for the blog from the standard WordPress templates at the time I started.
    I have done a quick search but it does not seem to be available anymore, so I suggest you contact Support and ask them if it can be hauled out of the cupboard for you.
    I really have no idea if it’s a Joomla or not, but at the time I started with WordPress all I knew was it had been submitted by Ulysess Ronqullo.
    Anyway, good luck with your quest, I hope you find it.
    Roy.

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